So Clutch, Dee

It’s Tuesday, Tuesday, kickin’ back on Tuesday. Nobody’s waitin’ for the weekend, weekend. Did you guys know I write spoof lyrics on my spare time too? If you say yes I’ll know you’re lying because that shit ain’t true. My ebonics, however, are exemplary. But less about me and more about accessories. Following the FNO line-up I showed you before the holiday weekend yum yum yum, I bring you face to face with the very “Dee Clutch” we are meant to celebrate at Saks as an exclusive with Rebecca Minkoff and them braids in our hair on Thursday night from 6 to 7. This is is also probably as good a time as any to tell you that if you don’t show your face at least one of the four events I am co-hosting I will take it wildly personally and perhaps even attempt suicide. Kidding, man I’m such a jokester today, I love life. But really, be there or bust. Out of your pants. But Dee…
 
She’s cool, she’s purple, she appreciates a good stud and most important, she features a tassel. And you know our policy on tassels right? If they’re fit for your nipple, they’re fit for your purse. Even aside all of this, the clutch comes with a story. She was created via Polyvore. Last December, Rebecca Minkoff challenged Polyvore users to help her redesign the iconic Morning After clutch. The winner was a laydee, and thus, Dee. Just kidding, her name was Dee. She’s apparently from Michigan and I hear those girls love tassels, know what I’m sayin? Kidding again, whew whew. In any case, her design was put into production and ba da bing, ba da boom, here she is! Isn’t that sweet?
 
Almost as sweet as my Dries Van Noten shoes. They heat my loins, people. Heated. Loins. Hot loins. And on the same level of Dries Van Awesome as my Dries Van Notens is the clutch incorporated into a transitional season outfit.
Behold: This guy and by guy I mean Dee, and by Dee I mean I’ve toterly just personified the clutch, actually does have a cool chain arm strap in case you don’t feel like inconveniencing and pigeon holing yourself into walking around with an old school portfolio styled holder all day. My dad used to carry a portfolio which is likely why I endorse the style as purse so hard.
 
But you likely still can’t gauge all the outfit’s components and their complimentary nature.
How about now? Better?
jacket: Thakoon, blouse: Theyskens’ Theory, dress worn as skirt: BB Dakota, sunglasses: Ralph Lauren, shoes: Dries van Noten, purse: Rebecca Minkoff x Polyvore

Voila. Mid-speech. Blowing wind. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Peas in a pod. Lamb and tuna-fish. Man Repelling designer awareness does it but again. Swing by Saks Thursday night to see more, more, more.

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Thoughts?
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11437578466387596372 Brigita

    You are so funny! I always read everything you write! just love you.
    Love the color combo and soft and hard combo. :)

    stop by my blog
    http://lostinpattern.blogspot.com/
    xx Brigita

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02532025846080696690 Xoxo ☺

    That clutch is FABULOUS!!!! LOVE IT! xo

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03429968469338580701 Cristiana Nunes

    I love the jacket and the sunnies!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00896638834590707229 Miss Molly

    digging this. you are awesome!

    http://missmollyfashions.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14648383834044025916 Ally

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14648383834044025916 Ally

    This post & your effortless humour has truly made my Tuesday morning!

    Couldn't agree more, the clutch is SUCH a beauty! And your Dries shoes are TDF. My eyes totally zero in on them every time you rock them in an outfit post. They are incredible! LOVE!

    Would love if you checked out my blog,
    pinsandroses.blogspot.com

    xo, Ally

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14194815440194123998 CupcakesOMG!

    damn, dee–that's a hot bag!!!!!

    CupcakesOMG!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17537252651041624395 Nevena R

    Pretty! :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14085076193656269784 Elizabeth Harwood

    The Dries Van Noten shoes are to die for!!! I absolutely love them. I like the combo with that "bûcheron chic" jacket. ;)

    http://creativityengineer.blogspot.com/
    http://creativityengineer.tumblr.com/

  • http://www.closetcravings.com Closet Cravings

    Lovin' the Thakoon jacket. Wish I could see you on FNO; I'd love to see how you would braid my hair. I have a feeling you would create a Tim Burton-inspired style. =)
    Need it? Want it? Crave it? Satisfy Your Cravings For Celebrity Style and All Things Stylish and Sweet

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16791713351680111332 AMELIA ALVAREZ
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02814977122831120258 Heart on a Shoe String

    Amazing shoes!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08372997456917673026 Unfinished Impressions

    you are rocking this outfit!! those shoes are stunning!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11860421349302809105 B a la Moda

    In love your posts. You are so funny and you know, we have many things in common. :)

    xoxo
    B* a la Moda

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348538467911825847 vanda

    Your SHOES are the mosti ncredible ones I've seen in a LONG time!!! I will dream of them tonight!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02527008933557848354 Emmy

    Love the clutch…and u keep rockin those shoes, gurl!

  • http://1001scribbles.wordpress.com/ Ana Lucia Silva
  • Anonymous

    LOVE the clutch!!

  • http://rocknrealprincess.blogspot.com/ loubehr

    Ouahhhhhhhh !!!!!!!

    You look stunning with that outfit !!! I feel like I haven't seen a style like that and such colors and such pattern in a very long time !!!!!!

    I really love it all !!!

    http://rocknrealprincess.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03796327501015196092 Katarina Devine

    great jacket girl!! i love how you had this edgy and fresh.

    Kat
    adevinelifestyle.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18237751911725037247 Dionne
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16564721314107855361 Sleepy Darlings

    Sweet! Your iridescent shoes have taken over the outfit, its like a chameleon paint job. I love it.

    sleepydarlings.blogspot.com

  • http://www.modeinitaly.blogspot.com Mode in Italy

    really great!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15352458274492211995 Andrea

    Really cool outfit, that jacket is amazing.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14419362647981003921 Clo

    Such a nice clutch!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05677601097693058433 augustalolita

    i love your clutch and jacket <3

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00877950599706102393 Pearl

    Be my friend! Oh, and nice clutch!

    http://laperleaparis.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13555804814132478521 Patrik “MadebyBOY” Igaz
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06841237588940938787 Lydia

    I love the shoes best!!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/alyssamegans Alyssa

    Great find.

  • http://giraffelegs.com Nicole @ Giraffelegs

    the shoes make me want to cry…because I want them so bad.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18394918760995654492 Vanessa

    you rock, baby! YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN TV SHOW!
    KISSES FROM PORTO – PORTUGAL

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01790961449932166497 vanessa and tyler

    Your blog is rad. I'm now a follower and loving it! I posted one of your outfits on my blog post today. Check it out if you get a sec…

    Fashiongalfireman.blogspot.com

    xo- vanessa (the gal)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06478261456089588472 Emily
  • http://www.popyourclutch.com/ Kat
  • http://www.madforfashionforless.com Mad For Fashion

    What a beutiful clutch and your wedges are TDF!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10731480551178991637 Copper Etiquette
  • http://mstwirlyskirts.com Molliee

    your layering is fab as always!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09636202352042729942 thegirlsabouttown

    i adore the dries van noten shoes and the pedicure with it!!

    http://thegirlsabouttown.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14227790770455857624 The Fancy Teacup

    The studded bag and those luminous heels. Totally rad. Mind-blowing.

    ♥, Jamie
    http://www.TheFancyTeacup.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10003424305424367126 Brigadeiro

    Those Dries heels sure are GORGEOUS! And LOVE that Thakoon jacket! Brilliant outfit!

    xx
    http://brigadeirochoc.blogspot.com
    http://www.peutetremagazine.com

  • Anonymous

    I see a Tibetan flag on that door behind you!represent!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05359487128946293599 SAMANTHA

    ahhh I LOVE IT!! and the clueless reference makes me so happy.

    http://www.dragonnfruit.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17543102493700023440 L. Braga

    oh my god, i loved your nails! which color is that?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14808391618423679179 sarah smith

    Those Dries heels are too die for, not a single sparkle or shine is missing! Need I even mention how gorgeous both, the clutch and Thakoon jacket is…xxxx fabulous
    please check out my blog at http://www.littlemissbowpeep.blogspot.com !!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18359692445710227141 Collections

    This has to be one of my favorite of your outfits ever. LOVE those sandals.

    Fashionable Collections Giveaway

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10131621380855272025 Liz

    That is a FANTASTIC clutch.

    Accessorize your personality:
    http://www.etsy.com/shop/kitschyNbitchy

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07048798293699015917 Patricia Paramo

    i LOVE Minkoff! really good post..oh my if you only wrote lyrics……. hahahahah

    http://www.brunetteletters.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07906829537423666560 Nicole

    Love this clutch!

    Kisses from Hong Kong,
    Nicole

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12167213309697759280 Lily

    Love the heels and the clutch ! Wish I was in NY so I could stop by !!

    xxLily
    goldandgray.com

  • http://jas-tidbits.blogspot.com/ Jasmine

    great outfit – love the jacket

    http://jas-tidbits.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17518266235773281204 The Virtual Stylist

    Love the whole ensemble, you totally rock it!

    Amy x
    http://thevirtualstylist.blogspot.com/

  • Anne Marie

    I love the purse and the jacket! You are very beautiful.
    Anne Marie

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17128926752959848791 Cathy G

    You are a funny girl, lady!

  • http://www.thefashionguitar.com thefashionguitar

    That is one hell of a clutch!

    XO Charlotte
    http://www.thefashionguitar.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05659796932666602271 Carolina Sundell

    Really pretty look and I love the combination of red and purple.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13579934926599278588 MissLauraHueto

    Looove love love loooove the shoes and the jacket!! *-* I'm not gonna kill myself because I can't be in NYC for the FNO, so please don't either, cause I'll be in Paris and that's like the next best thing. ;) Have a wooonderful time and of course, tell us all about it afterwards!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11873205147450567667 People of Bart

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05152771406831493416 Designs Good

    rad jacket. loins. ha ha. that's one of the grossest words, ever. second only to moist. combine the two and i might vomit.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10536244216664912207 Sketch42

    I bought that jacket last week.Now I feel like im style stalking you!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13648816694622377924 Kaitlyn McCall

    amazing. love love love your blog. fantastic combo. you seem to have the most eccentric and greatest personality.

    xxx
    kaitlyn mccall

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05896943075888739935 The Eye Behind the Detail

    I love this look. It's amazing, especially with that purse. I want it all. Love. It.