Who Wore it Best, Bat Woman Edition

Leandra Medine | August 8, 2011

It’s Monday, not Friday and since Rebecca Black hasn’t yet jumped on a hip-flop train that celebrates beginnings and efficiency, I’ll take the liberty of doing so if you don’t mind. Today in things that will help you forget you have five hot and potentially wet days of work in front of you, a Who Wore it Best contest I will deliver without second-party knowledge brought to all of us by Freya, the intern. In case you’re wondering how her resume stood out, she didn’t send one. Just kidding. But I am now accepting applicants to fill the ‘Arizona’ position. 

And now, without further ado (guess no one understood the adieu joke,) who the shit wore it best?

Fashion Toast’s Rumi Neely, a woman with expert bat-arm flexing and simultaneous attractive-face posing capabilities
Me! Your modern day bat girl, infused with a big ass small dose of psychoticness. According to Urban Dictionary, psychoticness is in fact a real word so shut your wang chung, grammar police. And back to me: …bat girl…with a studded collar and smile to kill. They don’t call me ‘the Man Repeller’ for nothing.
Take your pick, baby.
  • Anonymous

    lol you are redic… you win duh duh duh!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11243845968950072536 lucylu.

    I am a little scared. 😉


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14995295595658630600 Alison A.

    That was a horrifilarious way to start my monday.

  • Anonymous

    i love you sooo
    you are lovely crazy

  • http://www.mischiefmydear.com/dramatispersonae/ Ashe @ Dramatis Personae

    Well, you look almost naked under your bat wings & studded collar, so obviously that wins. Nudity is hot in fashion, dontchaknow? Nothing repels a man like confusingly placed nudity.

  • http://www.styledisco.com sparkles

    hilarious……. you win!

  • Anonymous

    I EFFING LOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12254024303256132696 CARRIE

    Holy crap. My tea just did a spit-take through my nose. It's funny that you said bat girl, because my first thought was those old pictures of Bat Boy that always graced the front of the Weekly World News. The facial expression is spot-on.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15154240746986757702 2onplateaus

    Ummm,hmmmm….you win!
    Because you´re crazy and I´m psycho?
    No, because you´re the funniest girl in the world. I bet you took some more pictures, let us see them all!!!

    Doro from http://2onplateaus.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06841237588940938787 Lydia

    OMG hilarious. Clearly you wore it best.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10725622243610103808 Tricia

    yeah, I'm going for near naked w/studded collar!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03122613153072107509 SORDESCO

    i actually snorted out loud at this post. so great.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16813755489534137974 Low

    Well, I'm not really a fan of Rumi Neely, but you scare me sooooo much!!!! :-)))))
    Anyway, I love your collar!!


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12759545260010101486 The PvdH Journal

    Hahahahahaha. Well duh! You def did, despite the scary face!


  • http://www.closetcravings.com Closet Cravings

    I love your psychoticness – it's so damn charming. =)
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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05359487128946293599 SAMANTHA

    hahahha omg this is so funny. I have to say I love Rumi, she looks amazing. but your facial expression is winning me over…


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09804494595250636755 Schöpfergeist

    For me you look just a bit batty, maybe wanna follow in the footsteps of badman? However you totally win, if you can't go with fashion any longer you should defenetly try something with pantomime.
    Of course you can do both as well 😀
    Love this unique fashion blog


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04723856494063232502 heatherheartsfashion

    YOU! hate to say it but rumi's blog has turned into an average-bore-snorefest. love your blog and so jels of your intern! xo


  • Anonymous

    hahaha soo funny, this just made my day.


  • Anonymous

    you look horrifying.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08154516717938750369 Lisa

    You win because I keep trying to look away from this picture and can't!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11667447579327219179 Kate

    Captivating. Totally captivating. YOU WIN HANDS DOWNNN.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14194815440194123998 CupcakesOMG!

    dude, when it looks like you're tatas are out, it doesn't matter what you're wearing on your neck/batwings…you officially PROPEL men. #repelfail


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02051978378044333716 Michele

    Hahaha you win for sure

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07048798293699015917 Patricia Paramo

    funniest blogger ever!!!

    congrats..you win obviously!


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300027865751536866 Emilia Alonso

    You're awsome!!! jajajaja

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01257677842760491738 WhatWillErinWear

    haha you win!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14741675049183859970 AGreekAbroad

    is that a filling you need on the bottom, 3rd from the back tooth?… 🙂 Scarily divine you are!!


  • tefany

    hahaha again…a freaking genius and goddess!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05358016245567416400 Lena Antonacci

    I have never laughed so hard in my life…lol If ever you're having a bad day, you can always count on TMR to change your frown upside down 🙂

    You definitely wore it best. Rumi's got nothing on you! I'm definitely putting your pic on my desktop…hahahaha This shit is hilarious.

    Lena xoxo

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05637090679138261395 I Said Red

    And the winner is: YOU. of course, who could compete with that collar, or that face. No one, that's the answer…. maybe Nosferatu?

  • the standard dress

    is this a trick question?!

    you, beat her by a landslide!! definitely give new meaning to "manic monday" great way to start the week!!

    xo, cicely

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09348517354078629236 FROM THE “REZ” TO THE “CITY”

    Girl you crack me up!! That pic is sick! You look like Ozzy's spawn!! He would be so proud!! That collar is the bomb.com hee hee

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15208662102976765730 Meena Dhuga

    you win. easy.


    Meena xxx

  • http://brunetteblogging.com Brunette Blogging

    Hahaha, hilarious! Youyouyou! 🙂

  • http://mstwirlyskirts.com Molliee

    haha no competition!


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11631217160366445409 Miss Crys

    haha…I love the face. Your crazy! But that collar is really cute!


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04678606130135403220 FashionablyHijabee

    You are just hilarious and crazy LOL!


  • Anonymous

    models shmodels??? uhhhh hello???

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00003455266332555507 Mcmaris

    HAHAHAHA too funny. I love this post. Not to mention your studded collar!

  • http://sweetalchemies.blogspot.com Maia

    she may have the pose down, but by virtue of the laugh-out-loud response your photo generated… you win. (obviously.)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18216676783087293973 Maria Bastida

    This is why I LOVE your blog! you always makes me laugh! great post hahaha and of course you wore it best!!


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16177451043740921183 ashley h

    hahah, you kill me!

    winner? you, without a question 😉 xx

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03542064466882299908 Julia, the Thanksgiving Girl


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08813269203887879585 Trips & Treasures

    I love her style, but you are funnier, so you both win


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14069400289454012514 DNA (designers+artists)

    I choose psychotic-ness every day of the week. So I choose you!! More relatable.


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14505841822166287614 Ms. Givens


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03398415573071843228 leila

    You, you, you

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323955322417934528 DINA SHRESTHA

    Who wore it better? Rumi
    Who is a BETTER bat woman? YOU!! LOL.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07059499136811807327 CINCHED AT THE WAIST

    if there is a day you don't make me laugh out loud, i will let you know.

    stay cinched,

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06502944054268604251 Leslie Christen | LifeStyling

    so great, love it!!!

    ox Leslie


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14847029714989062215 songbird

    this has got to be the absolute best man repelling!!!i jumped up laughing!!!


  • Anonymous

    total awesomeness that you are
    much love to you

  • Anonymous

    you of course, as you dont dree yourself in cotton sacs and call yourself a fashionista

  • Jenni

    obviously you, even Rumi can't beat THAT expression!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17926676963361210046 Style Dilettante

    Oh definitely you MR! You are, I mean, you look batty as H. E. double toothpicks!! Winner!


  • http://xiziluo.wordpress.com/ xiziluo

    Your top is a little low there to repel…

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02336362746341690208 V

    i imagine blood dripping off your teeth. you win!

  • Anonymous

    you win

  • Anonymous


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05345225002773583958 Sabina

    You definitely get points for capturing the Bat Boy look from the Weekly World New which I have never seen done before.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18359692445710227141 Collections

    You definitely win this hands down.

    Fashionable Collections

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11133983440488677720 Sheila

    i love your who wore it better posts!


  • Anonymous

    you look more like a bat.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07874780103112456765 FashionableAwkward

    Oh my god! I couldn't stop laughing when I saw your picture. Much better then Rumi's even though I love her style… yours is just so much more… man repelling (:

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16608404622161174379 Hollie

    You definitely wore it better. Love the facial expression!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02159378207657266229 balkis
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04945219994253724673 Letícia Patitucci

    Hahahaha, você é muito engraçada. Pareceu muito um morcego! Você tem quer vir para o Brasil!
    Adoro seu blog,

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07665062252319174173 ele

    you are the best blogger ever 😉 muaa

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08407710333821397469 Stephanie

    You. Always you <3
    Hope that shit was terrifying enough. You're probably just shaking in your Isabel Marant booties. Or not.

  • http://rocknrealprincess.blogspot.com/ loubehr

    I'll have to say the first one I'm sorry 🙂 but you're still amazing !!!!!!!!!!!!


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16859549597148443067 flowercake

    i would have to say a tie you both bring something unique to the bat cape

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12398547380505833940 LoveE ♥

    You totally win, is that even a question?! Haha, but seriously I love you 🙂


  • http://www.bellissimostyle.net Megan Abigail Chandler

    that is extremely bat like … and super repellent since it looks like you'll bite a guy's head off …. in great style of course

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13603571535585861229 Irene

    ha ha ha

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10803981767713402083 panna e caffè

    hahahaha!!!! you're crazy dear!!! you win! 😉

    xoxo from france

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17317088270877306694 Vicki

    hahaha you're so funny! I adore your collar!!! xoxo

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14331799358452326524 felicite

    Clearly…you win! So funny.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12228225170832818322 Sophie Loloi

    Hahahaha you are so funny



  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09806863476642958834 amberhella

    ahahahh you are the best!! you're always SOOO funny!! <3

  • Anonymous

    Seriously, you have the beady eyes and face of some sort of predator-like creature. You are one scary looking fucker.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02732304197665787934 emma basilone
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12993650704292118535 BIRDY ♡ POPCORN

    freakin commitment to a shot alright

  • Anonymous

    Is this an East Coast/West Coast type of throw down? Fab! Rumi, you have arrived, girl. Name checked by the Man Repellah herself!
    Hard to say who wore it best. That "my ta-tas might be naked" pic of yours is far from repellant, you know. Guy sees that, he doesn't care what your face looks like! How the hell is Rumi, even in all her gorgeousness, supposed to compete with that?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02527008933557848354 Emmy

    Most stylish picture, girl….evah….!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16898263059158464879 carlevesun

    i hilariously love your version!! hahahah!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05415023400998052179 duckalicious


    no competition there – you're the better, bigger, scarier bat!

    thumbs up for this photo of Rumi too, tho, it's really refreshing to see her without that "eternally surprised" or "I'm so serious and melancholic" pouty expression!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01669879014560299884 Daniel

    I think I have a ne go-to pose for all future photographs of myself. Thanks Bat-woman!


  • Anonymous

    Fashion toast by far!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02767729169727962205 marysia reeves

    they need to do a movie about the Repella Bat! u make me laugh girl!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13849251557712091161 Alison

    Just scrolled through the comments to make sure I'm not the only one who noticed that you are in fact naked in this picture. No worries, lol.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11888871652341101694 TiasaurausRex


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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03400536850175310535 Dark Blue Stripes

    LOL hilarious!

    Christie (Dark Blue Stripes)

  • http://www.clothesandfashion.net Aminta

    LOL. Wish I hadn't seen this at work… laughed so hard! On the upside, now my boss is checking out your blog. Yeah, you're welcome.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05730832231909298374 Natalie

    i dunno man, i love rumi neely!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05460606095935649613 dionea.

    I took a little while to load and I thought you were flashing your breasts. It seems I expect just about anything from you! 🙂

  • Anonymous

    It's sick how adorable/weird/great you are.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14091811872922607612 Laura

    Awesome, I'm addicted, a girl with humour & style

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  • Moi

    i’m cracking up; you are officially my favourite internet diversion!

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