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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Cape Shoes? Sign Me Up

I'm not one to complain about the state of my shoe closet or even suggest that if I don't have a pair my feet may castrate themselves which in turn will lead to my death via blood loss. Just kidding, don't you know me? Come on, I've been writing love letters to you for over a year now. I'm Drama Queen 3000 when it comes to the happenings of territory south of the ankle. Now that said and processed I am sure you can imagine the palpitations that disrupted regular heart beat when I saw these:

Shoes? With capes? Holy smokes! If ever I wondered how I could layer my capes, I'm wildly happy, excited and honored to know Alexander Wang has mocked up the solution. And just here, when I thought he had certainly stroke my lady boner to a new capacity of woman wood...
Alexander Wang Simona Fox Heel, $895
Holy Kiki de Montparnasse! You look like an extra from that episode of Sex and the City when Carrie tries to lure good sex into her bedroom with Berger via furry shoe. Looking back now, I must admit, new footwear most likely is the only palpable solution in that type of situation. Funny that these are meant to arouse the male genitalia, you should have seen the look on my brother's face when he walked passed my computer just a few moments ago. And for that only, I mandate this: I'll take two, please.

55 comments:

  1. Those shoes, have capes. Wow. Just wow.

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  3. I love the second shoes! I love it!!!

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  4. i feel like some psychoanalytic academic could examine the correlation between the cape, leather flap of the shoe and some type of foreskin loss mourning and fear in men. too much, too soon?

    cannot wait to see some pictures, asap.

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  5. I need the Fabiana sandals in my life!!
    I bet super man is regretting HIS choice of a cape now!
    x
    Daphne @ http://styliseddialogue.blogspot.com/

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  7. I just get happy by looking at the fluffy ones. So SATC :)

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  8. hahha those are true man repeller shoes, the shoes have a cape. crazy.

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  9. I really like the first ones, one of the most beautiful shoes I`ve seen lately. The second pair are not really my style, but I'd give a chance to the nude model.

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  10. funny !

    I love the metallic colors

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    new post : my fall boots

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  11. yea, these are wild. if he'd just make some freaking shoes without a 5 inch heel i'd be all over them. in the meantime, perhaps i'll purchase, never wear, but will frequently pet the fox fur pair. meow.

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  12. To die for!!

    Bianca

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  13. omg, mariboo AND a shoe cape??? I'm dying. DYING! dead.

    CupcakesOMG!

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  14. I think A Wang's come out with a shoe with a rabbit foot cape? Something like that!

    cheerio

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  15. Wang. Dirty. Delish. WDD. What does it spell? That it's raining in London and I have cabin fever. Pretty shoes. What's next? a heel with a back-turned baseball cap? I hope so.

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  16. Do you think man repelling counts as a superhero power?? Teehee. And now there's the perfect attire to accompany such a power!

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  17. i don't find the cape shoe so repellant. but the fluffy, cape shoe.... i think we need to see you in them!

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  18. Love love love, I'll take them all!

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  20. love these fabiana's, especially fur trimmed, perfection

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    x

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  21. Gorgeous heels

    XO Charlotte
    www.thefashionguitar.com

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  22. i love the gold ones best!! want...

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  23. Love the first silver ones ;)

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  25. Omg the blue ones I am sure are a part of my heart, so beautiful.

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  26. I saw a photo of the non-furry cape shoe a while back and fell in love. Those furry goodness ones must feel amazing on the toes!

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  27. I want to see someone running in them! Wangs with wings.

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  28. Those shoes are absolutely amazing! I saw them on the runway and feel in love. They're effortless!

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  29. i love those Alexander Wang shoes!! i wish i can have a pair!!

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  30. I am just going to take a moment to stare at these... ok, thats done.

    thanks!
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  31. so, is this part of Wonder Woman's wardrobe essentials?

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  32. i LOVE those shoes!
    <3



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  33. Batman and Superman would be so proud!
    I love these, they are so so awesome!

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  34. Amazeballs that Wang...cape and fur on one shoe!!!

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  35. cool shoes

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    Meena ♥

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  36. very surpinsing and beautiful shoes !

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  37. I love the way you write, you're so damn funny
    love u

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  38. Oh Em Gee. Girl, you are the only one in the world who can get away with wearing this mad crazy beautiful craziness!

    Work it!

    Instylation


    :D

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  39. I've always been extremely obsessed with "feather boa" shoes as I called them when I was 2. Yay for not having to buy them at Fredricks of Hollywood anymore!

    Olive

    www.VisforOlive.blogspot.com

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  40. haha.. u are hilarious!! u get a smile on my face everytime!
    the cape shoes... are.. amazing!!

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  41. Alexander Wang never ceases to amaze me. Frou frou fur and a superhero accessory never looked better on a woman's heel.

    ♥, Jamie
    www.TheFancyTeacup.com

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  42. The Fabiana heel is absolutely amazing! I want them in every colour!

    Though, to be honest, I'm not so sure about the Simona. I like the style but the fluff reminds me of really fancy slippers!

    X

    www.elegantlywastedd.blogspot.com

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  44. I think they are kind of cheese and cheap

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  45. I'd go all the way - cape and boa! Bring on the cheap (see comment above)

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  46. why do the red cape ones with the fur have to be $900! love love love...i esp love that these are so strappy and sleek...i've been hoping shoes would move away from the chunkier style just for something different...if i dont do the red the silver or rose gold are a must

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  47. can't wait to see you wearing these!
    V.LOG

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  48. Ouahhhhh this is BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Amazing ! I love it !!

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  49. Louboutin is doing some crazy things with fur too

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  50. Sooooo funny!!!!
    Now I'm going to have to beg for an outfit post if you ever get these

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  51. They are crazy stylish. Love them!

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  52. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  53. i just showed the furry caped shoe to my friend and after 5 minutes of him staring i finally realized that he did not know he was looking at a SHOE.

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  54. fox fur?? SAD! I don't care how nice they are to look at, it isn't worth skinning a fox for. Come on people..

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  55. What happened to the Cape... Work boot???????? Stick the clothes up your butt!!!!!!

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