Win a Man Getter, Turn it Into a Repeller

by Leandra Medine
July 21, 2011
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It’s been a while since I last deliberately chronicled my journey from Man Getter to Man Repeller but, here I am, ready to rock and show you how what is perhaps the sexiest dress to have fallen into my lap can take a cue from the chameleon and transform it. Just kidding, it can’t transform itself. It’s just a garment, it has no heart, or soul, or brain and while it may have arms, they are immobile. I’m the one doing the transforming. Duh! But wait, there’s more. At the end of the transformation, all you freaking flamingos are going to have a chance to win the sexy dress in question so long as your solemnly vow to never wear it without at least five layers over. Let’s begin.
Man Repeller, I don’t even recognize the girl on this computer screen, in Blogger’s manager, staring me in the eye like a crazy person, mouth open, eyebrows up.
sleeveless blouse: Kimberly Taylor
That’s a little better. Cover up those curves with a loose fit blouse unbuttoned. I can get down with that.
chambray blouse: Madewell
And I’m starting to look like myself again. A little chambray is most usually always the perfect remedy to overt sexiness. Cool red toe nails, too. Yeah hell yeah I’m hitting on myself. Someone’s got to do it.
utility vest: Club Monaco
Kissy, kissy. As in, yes sure you can see my legs but it’s 100 degrees and I’m wearing a denim shirt and utility vest. Want to date? Wait a minute, let me ask you again in a moment.
shoes: Maison Martin Margiela, necklace: DANNIJO, turban: Red Velvet
In the final and perhaps most crucial step in this entire transformation, I think I come to reteach an age old saying that states: it’s all in the details. A pearl bib preaches my newest favorite motto: “bibs, not just for babies,” in a way no chunky chain necklace likely could. Aside from that even, every girl needs a pearl necklace, if you know what I’m saying. Raunch city. As for the shoes, sure I could have opted for another unusual shoe but hi, hello, these are snakeskin open toe boots with an unusually large ankle entry. Finally, turban not optional.
Just do it.
Now, for the giveaway portion of this blog post, in cahoots with Canadian boutique Jay et Elle, we’d love to grant all of you flamingos, felines, penguins and sea critters an opportunity to win the black dress pictured at top and have your own fun turning it into a man repeller. The rules are pretty standard:
1b. Likey like them on Facebook
2. Hop on to the Jay et Elle website and choose an additional item to style the dress with. Tell me how many penises you intend to deflate right here in the comments. Leave your e-mail address and twitter handle.
3. Follow me on twitter, too, where I will announce the winner in one week’s time, ergo, next Thursday at 4PM. 
4. Lick your own face.
Ready, set, repel that shit.
REPLIES
  • http://www.brittandwhit.com Britt+Whit

    Yes love this post! I love the utility jacket! Now Following on Twitter!
    I would throw in this as well http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=488

    #4 :p

    love from San Francisco,
    Britt+Whit

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04145534387859628731 bythebooks

    I would go with the "sexy bustier" dress. http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=7

    Because nothing says "cover that shit up" like a bustier.

  • http://twitter.com/laylalk Layla

    This dress needs a shirt/cape. Def the Venom Shirt. Twelve penises deflated by breakfast. (Also would like to include leg warmers somehow). includehttp://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157

  • http://magmoiselle.fr s

    amazing looooK… you have a CRAZYYYYYYYY style
    love it ;)

    Fashion People: ANJA RUBIK Wedding http://magmoiselle.fr

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05882333911932324281 blue roses

    i believe i would add the maxi skirt http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509

    sure, it is a bajillion degrees out, but nothing says fizzle to pizzle wanting to drizzle like dripping in sweat!

    http://dallianceswithsuitsandskirts.blogspot.com/

    following as SuitsandSkirts!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12759545260010101486 The PvdH Journal

    hahaha… not for the give-away, but it is my pleasure to now be following you on twitter. i just hope you are as hillarious in under 140 characters ;)

    PvdH – designer and illustrator
    http://www.ThePvdHJournal.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10571174866951779057 briglioa21

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  • http://breezamarie.com Brianna

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157

    Obviously the venom blouse is the way to go. The way it baggily and loosely hangs immediately begs the question, "Is there even a lady in there?" Plus the snakeskin pattern will immediately repel any men in my path. Everyone knows penises hate snakes. That's why Samuel L. Jackson was yelling at them on that plane. Penis.

    brianna.wellen@gmail.com
    @BreezaMarie

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10571174866951779057 briglioa21

    i'd totes style it wit something like the sweetheart lace back inset top.

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=162

    i mean. kind of mullet-y with the slight crop-age in the front, and butt hiding tail, yet peek-a-boo-ing the shoulder blades. and while that shoulder blade might still attract a man, its boxy enough to hide the curves and the long sleeves prevent too much titillation from taking place. keeping it unbuttoned will still allow the dress to be shown off, though. add some slouchy moto boots, black knee high socks, attention grabbing headband and an arm party, and you've got the perfect, effortless, man-repelling outfit around.

    …face licked.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15191989499526879770 Holly

    Lovely dress… even loverlier turban :)

    I'd cover my legs with the black pleated maxi atop the dress, and repel nunnery style. Skinny belts would abound. And of course, an arm party to top it off

    @hollygoeslight

    holly@goeslightly.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08052517996283926708 Stephanie

    Hey MR!
    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509
    Accessorize with a gold tribal belt or three at the hips, throw on a turband, and you've got a sexy Morticia Addams meets urban Native American look! And really, who WOULDN'T want their penis around that, amirite!
    (What's that? All the penises just deflated? All the penises? Ok…)
    You can reach me via email levy.stephanie.s@gmail.com, or tweet @stephanie_levy

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16058641698952900556 S.H

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  • Anonymous

    i would definitely add this to start the layering process of man repelling… http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=487
    if only because it reminds me of something a grandmother might wear but (hopefully) in a non-cropped version

    @kallensmotzer
    kallen.smotzer@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10708247053004054329 Dani F. Boyd

    What about this shirt?

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=499

    @danielle_fco
    daniellefboyd@gmail.com

    Sorry, can't lick my own face.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18093953144153228875 Sofia

    Yay!

    Love this post. And espessialy your daring manner of writing!
    Allready following you on twitter. So now following et Elle as well!

    i would combine the dress with this shirt: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157

    Sonya

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02978713280691587445 Kata

    that dress needs this jumper:
    Lace Mesh Sweater – Grey
    my email address: kata.horvath@ymail.com, aand __kata on twitter.

  • http://openid.aol.com/patworfka143 PattyP

    Not only would I repel and deflate penises, I would also cause any mechanical penal shaped devices to burst into flames and any dildos to melt due to fear. Let's turn pleasure giving into pleasure fearing? Those dildos won't know what's coming their way (ok, that was a bad pun).

    Patty P.
    patriciabeatriz86@yahoo.com
    @PattyHatesTWTR

    ;)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03394947638036945392 Camilla

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=500

    Double mesh? Let's do it. It's like it's see through, but not see through, confuses the men whilst I whip out my turban and lick my face simultaneously. Multitasking much?

    x Camilla

    intothefoldfashion.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03726785207422553890 Whitney Lynne

    I'd layer the leopard print blouse over it and tie it around my waist save-by-the-bell style. boom.

    @WhittlesG

    whitneyg at gmail.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07313400714301291801 gabrielle

    my weapon of choice is the Generation Love Harrison Top- although those chains are pretty s&m.;

    paperplanesandmaryjanes@gmail.com
    @jemappellegaby

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00922493231790791173 La Petite Olga

    would wear this dress with this blouse http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508
    I can't lick my face but my dog just did it… does that count ;-)

    my twitter: @PETITEOLGA
    lapetiteolga@yahoo.de

    xx Olga
    La Petite Olga

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08443636343704543516 amanda foster

    I would add the leopard print blouse.

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508

    Who DOESN'T want leopard print on black?? It coveres where you can see some obvious boob-crack through the sheer, but still lets you see the dress.

    amandafosterj@aol.com
    @amandafosterj

  • Deborah

    Even with all the layers, there's wayyyyyyy to much illusion of cleavage through that mesh. I would throw on the leopard print blouse (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508) and a few layers to make sure that never happened again.

    If you repel 15 penis with one outfit, do you get to join the pen 15 club?

    deborah.richardson at gmail
    @deborichards

  • http://inallure.tumblr.com GeralOrentas

    I think you need some extra color in there I love the dress by the way. I will definitely add something on the top like this blouse http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508

    But to be honest I will add this bustier, but it's not available for sale http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=506

    Following as @geralorentas
    email me at: me@inallure.com
    check out my tumblr: http://inallure.tumblr.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15208662102976765730 Meena Dhuga

    you. look. awesome.

    http://pinklemonsorbet.blogspot.com/

    Meena xxx

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13505427045264481068 ashleyavd

    It would have to be this leather jacket with the sheepskin collar: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=507

    Excellent for shrinking penises, other than guys with a Santa Claus beard fetish.

    @ashleyavd

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13505427045264481068 ashleyavd

    Oops – email ashleyavd@gmail.com!

  • Lauren

    Defnitely the Venom Shirt…http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157

    Is it a jacket? Is it my skin underneath? Who knows??

    I better lick my own face, since now one else will…My live-in boyfriend wouldn't go near me for days…

    lauren.leschper@gmail.com @laurenleschper

  • http://www.madforfashionforless.blogspot.com The Latina Blogger

    All I can say is WOW! One beautiful simple black dress and look all the great looks you created. Great post!

  • http://treux.com/ treux.com

    Nothing says repeller like animal-print crazy. This Leopard Print Blouse caught my eye, to cover up those sexy black sleeves. Would pair nicely with the pair of Jeffrey Campbell flats in giraffe print I just scored. Throw on the dead, bronzed seahorse earrings I found at Goodwill, and wrap it all up with the snakeskin belt I inherited from Grandma. presto! I am as sexy as a drunk jungle cat.

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508

    @treasuretreux
    taryntula@gmail.com

    xo

  • Lexi

    Obviously it's missing some type of ANIMAL (reptile?) PRINT

    The Venom Shirt http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157

    lexi.zapien@hotmail.com @LexiZapien93

  • http://fayefaery.livejournal.com/ fayefaery

    gotta add http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509 underneath to hide my legs. those men ain't getting a peep of any of my skin above the wrists or ankles!

    about every penis in the tri-state area DEFLATED!

    twitter: lofi26
    email: laurenfeinman@hotmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05137238505542889682 ADJ

    Love the look and textures of the black dress. Nice!

    http://www.greeneggsandglam.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03054338979409983988 Jessica

    I would pair with the venom shirt, the double layer sheer fabrics would intrigue yet repel at the same time.
    @jmbreedlove
    Breedloj@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07680903086028723955 patriciabeatriz86

    oopsie poopsie.. must have had a minor glitch (a.k.a. a pocket rocket malfunction) because i forgot to pair this fabulous frock with a piece experienced in the arts of rigidity repelling.

    How about Jay & Elle's Pleated Maxi Skirt?! Who says you cant pair a dress with a see through skirt? It gives the male pipis a peak at fashion's vagina dentata (scary! can we say shrinkage?!)

    (and back to the previously posted blog *penis dance*)
    Not only would I repel and deflate penises, I would also cause any mechanical penal shaped devices to burst into flames and any dildos to melt due to fear. Let's turn pleasure giving into pleasure fearing? Those dildos won't know what's coming their way (ok, that was a bad pun).

    Patty P.
    patriciabeatriz86@yahoo.com
    @PattyHatesTWTR

    ;)

    (i think there is too much penis in my comment. hope my mother doesn't read it)

  • Anonymous

    Would go with the venom shirt, easily repel 5 or more east coast prepsters in this outfit. GQ just named boston as the worst dressed city, help make it the most repelling!!!
    twitter: alyhoho
    email: hortonmh@bc.edu

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07340853123111899568 Ariana

    I'd layer this shirt: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=161 , a denim vest over that, doc martens on my feet, finger parties, neck party and arm parties galore & there will be a man-repellent bubble around me

    @glamourousgrime on twitter
    arianacutler@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00780193167960161588 Helena H
  • Murphy

    Very tough call on an additional item to match, but i would have to choose the "venom shirt" (never thought i'd say that). I mean, who could resist that drapey thang? Oh, wait, let me rephrase that, what men could resist that thing? All. That's right, goggle penises popped
    @murphbeezee
    mbzaun.7301@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02762458940756072697 Katy J

    Hai. I would for SURE throw the MinkPink Wildflower cropped top over that bad boy. Nothing says "flaccid inducing" like a cropped tie up tank with your grandmothers couch splashed on the front.

    I'd be repelling men across the Bluegrass State and beyond! At least 39.5 penises deflated on my morning commute.

    And I LOVE LOVE LOVE the dress :-) ktleigh_lex or katyleighjones@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07443303322252323231 hrhellen

    ummm come on– you gotta go with this fur jacket. In this heat??! What would be better than sweating out a few lbs. and showing up nice and drenched to your next man-encounter?

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=507

    Bye bye 10000 boners!

    @sydfriedman

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13157993676217211037 Kate

    The Venom Shirt is the obvious choice here. Cover up an hourglass shape with a ship's sail made of snake skin, I always say. Can't wait to deflate worldwide!

    @ka1bee
    kalbee63 (at) hotmail (dot) com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00659985784634120551 Marie-Eve

    How can I not go with the Stylestalker Venom Shirt. Even if it's a light and sheer layer to put over that sexy dress, it's fabulously shapeless form (to be buttoned up all the way up please) and snakes print pattern would stop any men dead in his tracks. Mission accomplished !

    Marie-Eve
    @aprettynest
    a.pretty.nest@gmail.com
    My Blog – A Pretty Nest

  • Tabitha

    Would absolutely choose the maxi skirt: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509
    Ah, the repelling potential…
    @itslike_youknow
    tabithah090@yahoo.com

  • Anonymous

    I'd wear this blouse open over it: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157, along with my great grandfather's oversized lumberjack flannel from the 60's, a loud neck party a la Dannijo, and combat boots. I'm debating suspenders and a yellow construction hat to polish off the look.

    tm0200a@american.edu
    @taniamats

  • http://mstwirlyskirts.com Molliee

    Followed them, already follow you! I will definitely repel appx 457 men with the dress restyled! How I would do so? By adding the Stylestalker Venom Shirt, some arm party action, and booties… I think I would also steal your turban idea because I am obsessed. Plus, after licking my face, half my makeup is gone…

    @MsTwirlySkirts
    molliee@mstwirlyskirts.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00136973903760116624 Katrina

    Loving the Venom Shirt…Consider 37 penises instantly deflated.

    @katnahhan

    katrina.hannah@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07462474349604904706 Stephanie

    "While it may have arms, they are immobile". You made me pee in my pants!

    That dress is calling for this Venom Shirt to confuse men with every little resource we have: fabric, silhouette and print. http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157

    Twitter: stephanievallek

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07874780103112456765 FashionableAwkward

    This dress is gorgeous, but it needs something to make it hmmm well manhood destroying. And since men like superheroes why not dress like one and decapitate the very idea of the flying heroes? I say add a cape with the Stylestalker venom shirt and with it all the penises will wither or fly away.
    -Katherine
    http://fashionablyawkwardr.blogspot.com/

  • Anonymous

    Why not pull the dress up a bit and throw on
    these: http://www.jayetelle.com/products.php?cat_id=10

    Nothing says thousands of limp penises like a pair of baggy high wasted shorts!

    bonnie_240@hotmail.com

  • http://www.twitter.com/aprildawnray April Dawn

    I can only pick one item to accesorize?!? Say it ain't so. In that case I pick the Venom shirt as I feel it will hide curves or any shape at all the best. I would also pair it with a messy top knot and my bcg for ultimate repelling. I don't want any penises anywhere near me for a very long time…. (TMI?)

    @aprildawnray

    april.dawn.ray@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10495327416460092422 Megan Younce

    Do not confuse me for one of those getters
    (I'll scare men away with layers of sweaters)
    My curves will be covered with layers of fabric
    A Sweetheart Lace Top, then a Leopard Print Blouse, SICK!
    With neck and arm parties, ever so clever
    I'll be topped with a hat, and a true MAN REPELLER!

    @meganyounce

  • Anna

    Of course I would pair it with the Pleated Maxi Skirt. The goods are wayyy too easily accessible as is. Plus no one will know that you haven't shaved in a week. As for the peni, there's only one that matters… my poor, poor, innocent boyfriend's.

    @annakatherine20

    emmabarlie@hotmail.com

  • Anonymous

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=500

    any guy in my school, which only like 10,000, ya' know?
    sabreu0459@gmail.com
    twitter: stareaction

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15115564054383561764 Florence

    I'd add this jumper: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=9 to the dress (as well as a turban), but I'd knot it round my waist to create some sort of faux-boner, causing at least six penises to deflate.
    @FloEastoe
    floeastoe@live.co.uk

    http://florencekatharine.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15175372806759347617 Anna

    Will style it with the Bridgi Lace Mettalic Tank – nothing like covering up your curves to disturb my hubbie's sordid mind. Give me this dress please!!!

    http://www.simplystylishmom.com
    annalouisecohen@gmail.com
    twitter: simplystylishmm

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10483821414702066011 alexandra.hurd

    I would keep it mega-simple with the Blossom Top in Blush, cover that with the Wildflower Crop Top…add approximately 1,358 bracelets, 10 rings, gigantic sunglasses, zero makeup and BAM – you've thrown an invisibility cloak over your old friend Mr. C*ck-block. PS yes, the cloak reference is from Harry Potter – a reference like that can repel any man.

  • Joanna

    hmm i would use the wildflower crop top and the pleated maxi skirt, deflecting 5748.

    @jojojoho
    jo.anna_h@yahoo.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04359906211360151869 Elle

    I would repel the shit out of that dress <3

    @ellelangone
    ellebell4@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06379894766827245014 Sarah

    I would layer this http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=162 unbuttoned over the dress.

    sarahdawnrobinson@gmail.com
    @sdr_03

  • http://openid.aol.com/allecat100 Ali

    Ali is my name, repelling is my game.

    I would pair this: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=499
    with that dress for maximum repelling power, deflating 37 penises in the process.

    email: allecat100 {@} aim.com
    twitter: @allecat100

    And I licked my chin. Is that suffice?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13988714858649923959 Miranda

    keep it classic: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=161
    no longer can men see any trace of feminine curves on the upper side. looking for hips men? hah! no thank you! i won't show any possibilities that i can bear children you foolish man.

    add a pony tail, some fishnet tights (gotcha there) and minimal makeup, any man will be repelled within a kilometer distance.

    twitter: @mirandababbitt
    miranda.babbitt@gmail.com

    …face licked with great difficulty.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01514627554329642237 Vasilieva

    love that dress and you did absolutely perfect combos with it

    http://elenavasilieva.blogspot.com/
    x

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10265330421442308176 Camille

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10265330421442308176 Camille

    - Done and done, I am now following both of you on twitter.
    - I hope to deflate penes everywhere with this dress, styled with this skirt: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509
    - E-mail: c.e.slageter@hotmail.com
    - Twitter handle: @ShopSnapdragon

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11191662316526775106 hélène

    Looking forward to deflate a lot of penises when adding a loose t-shirt to offset the tight sexiness of the dress

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=502

    @heleneisfor
    fashionoverreason@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05782627590700636187 Laura Carolina

    I like your shoes and dress!!!
    visit my blog:
    http://lauracarolinadiaadia.blogspot.com/
    kisses

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03429968469338580701 Cristiana Nunes

    Amazing black dress. Those shoes go perfectly together with the dress.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17794765288430649483 sants

    Leopard Print Blouse, channeling Nanny Fine pre-Mr. Sheffield- nothing as repellent as a nasal, middle aged woman from Queens selling cosmetics from door to door.

    @sarahsanti

    Face licked… salty.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13668291684166961675 Taina Princess

    Absolutely LOVE the necklace; kind of tribal looking and against the classy dress….fab.

    http://www.tainaprincess.com

  • http://beholdfashion.wordpress.com/ beholdfashion

    I would definitely go for the Stylestalker Venom Shirt. What could go wrong when wrapping up in a animal print, tooo big men's shirt?
    I know for sure one person I would raise and deflate in less than one minute while first sneaking in to that pretty womanish LBD just to turn around, wink and dissolve into the snakeprinted-witch-from-the-nightmares.

    Oh, and what guy would that be? My boyfriend of course! (Did I mention he hate snakes? Oh and don't bother about me pro-pelling him in the past – we met in the army, all dressed in extremly manrepelling uniforms. I promise!)

    XXooo

    julia@svansbo.se

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10742697015152576035 B.Inspired

    Prretty Awesome…after that Utility Vest I think all the deflation has ocurred! Love it!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08635905841712980295 Caitlin

    Item to add: Stylestalker- No Consequence Leather Jacket.
    No man will think you are sane for wearing a leather jacket with a sheepskin collar in this kind of heat. The sweat alone will be enough to repel them.

    Hair would be in a ballerina bun high on top of my head, arm parties, ankle parties, and finger parties in full effect. Even a broach party on my jacket.

    Penises will be deflated instantly.

    Email: cmcintyre7@gmail.com
    Twitter Handle: caitlin_mmc

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13019569941744264970 gold N turquoise

    I can't wait to throw on these ridiculously high waisted, gathered, linen shorts on top of the dress (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=506). A great way to turn sexy to fupa in 2 seconds flat.

    jenny
    http://goldnturquoise.blogspot.com/
    jhchan1 (at) gmail (dot) com
    twitter (at) thetageezer

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11958777928504770785 Elspeth

    I would definitely add the MinkPink wildflower cropped top because nothing says f*$! off better than baby pink and floral pockets with a big bow in front.

    @ElspethVelten
    elsvelten@gmail.com

    http://elspeth-tostayortogo.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11562364810234285694 Shoe Gal

    So I couldn't decide b/w the Venom Shirt to throw over the dress: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157;
    or this fabulous pleated maxi skirt to cover my gams: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509

    Bonus that the skirt is see through. Maybe I'll finally invest in those granny panties after all…..

    You can find me at shoegal59@gmail.com or @zhannadarliing

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05798302042461529538 Alice Coeur

    Done and done!

    I would be sure to go home alone if wearing underneath this skirt http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509!

    Need to get me one of those pearl bibs too! Gorgeous.

    xx alice_h_ (alice.handcock@hotmail.com)

  • http://gingercookiez.wordpress.com Leslie

    Ok. I think I need to go back to the vintage store and buy the GIANT WHITE RABBIT FUR EARFLAP WINTER HAT that I only passed up because it literally blinded me. Whatever, it'd look SO perfect with this dress; I didn't see anything that could effectively cover the breastal region on jayetelle like the ear flaps on said oversize beast could. I was combing the Jayetelle site, and there were really too many clothing items I'd consider boner-worthy… THANK GOD there was the black pleated maxi skirt to chuck over those horrendously coquettish bare legs. winter goth nun? check. NOW that boy be saggin'.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16177451043740921183 ashley h

    @ashleyhouts
    a_houts2009@hotmail.com

    I would pair the blossom top unbuttoned with the style stalker dress. http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=161

  • Anonymous

    a.tsouti@gmail.com
    @atsouti

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157
    …and all the penises in the area – deflated! Mission accomplished!

  • http://twitter.com/#!/yellow_bird42 Robin Graziano

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509

    I think this needs a maxi skirt to cover up the revealed legs! I would then add a couple really bright button downs to make it colorful!
    @yellow_bird42
    craftygrl88@yahoo.com

  • http://gypsyleyla.tumblr.com Leyla G.

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=487

    I would def style it with this to break up the dress silhouette, even in the front. Can't be too careful when man repelling.

    @LeylaGutierrez
    leylayamila@gmail.com

    I intend to repel as many men as pieces this outfit contains (+ my addition)…so 7?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17095542815144027315 Fashion Bumpkin

    You are NOW my new fave blogger.You're posts and flamboyant feminist fashion sense have intrigued me as a reader.I can't wait to read more!
    -x0x0 Fashion Bumpkin:)
    @ http://fashion-bumpkin.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06940101956245394080 chartreuze

    The blossom top trailing back hem will definitely cover any visible womanly ass curves.
    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=161
    I will deflate every penis I encounter on a regular basis…so…one.
    clairet93@gmail.com
    @Chartreuze

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15142152438043595627 Sam

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509

    i would layer this fantastic pleated maxi skirt atop the fantastic dress: man repelling by complete leg coverage. pair with those fabulous snakeskin booties i keep seeing you wearing on here…i just found your blog recently and am seeing so many man-repelling opportunities in my very own closet! i promise to deflate literally 1 million penises.

    @ksamantha
    samantha.stidham@gmail.com

  • http://shesignedinredlipstick.tumblr.com Rebekka Rashell

    Perforated Drape Back Shirt.

    Because nothing says sexy like a little back action.

    Yeah, fighting those boys off with a stick I tell you.

    @inredlipstick

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10957501321238909200 Erin Poettcker

    As I am licking my face I will simultaneously produce very repellant responses from males in my vicinity by the addition of the Blush Blossom Top (that colour again!) to this beautiful black dress.

    @erinpoettcker

    erin.poettcker@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01890524342693979337 Ashley

    I pick the Sweetheart Lace Back Top. It says "Look at my sexy back…but wait a dress underneath??? No goodies??? :( " Yeah… deflates penises like needles in a room full of inflatables.

    @Ashollay203
    ashley.fontenot@hotmail.com

    PS. my face was delicious… it had a mango strawberry smoothie all over it. :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02611626245499818039 Chelsea

    Roll up the dress and wear these marvelous shorts (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=506). Presto no more shapely waist or hips to worry about! Cue deflating penises.

    If I didn't think I'd get heat stroke by adding more shirts, I'd definitely go a bright yellow button down I have and a long sleeveless trench vest. I wish I had a wonderful pair of booties… but I don't :( So I can just imagine snakeskin booties and pretend that I have a fabulous shoe closet…

    @dbc132

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02756413467370969599 Megannn

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=507

    Because it's winter in Melbourne and shaggy sheepskin doesn't quite bring all the boys to the yard. Paired with combat boots and some outrageous stocking, fifteen penises should get deflated.

    @megannnx3
    mab2273@columbia.edu

  • http://twitter.com/#!/RACH_lilmac Rachel M

    i'd pair the dress with the Stylestalker Venom Shirt (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157). i'd leave the shirt unbuttoned so you can still see the draping on the front of the dress, and because like you said, its the best way to say BUH-BYE curves and best method to instantly turn away those penises. id also wear it with this chunky gold bib necklace i have that has several crystals hanging between the small hexagonal (sharp and kind of weapon-like of course) links. i'd layer that with my evil eye necklace.

    convinced this coverage of almost every limb will repel every penis that i pass on the street!

    rachem.781@gmail.com @RACH_lilmac

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11998212811932862495 Jessica

    Ohhh la la. I would definitely layer the Venom shirt – to deflate countless penii!
    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157

    -Jess
    jessicalgilbert@gmail.com
    @jessicagilb

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18371445580875779255 too young for fashion

    to my dearest man repeller.
    i would love to pair the trust fund dress with the black Stylestalker damned collar shirt. the collared shirt is a must have to secretly man repel the ultra sexy dress, yet still turn into a "man getter" because of the shirts see through fabric! pair it with ballet flats or heels, this is the ultimate day or night outfit.

    love your blog. xx

    remyrebel@gmail.com
    @RemingtonRebeil

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03625743848533013013 vain319

    omigod! I freakin love this blog and the comments are sheer entertainment in themselves!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03465652371675846925 Floss Moloney

    LOVEEEEE THIS Manrepeller look :) It's rather fabulous.

    I would put the Stylestalker Venom Shirt [http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157] with the dress. I would leave the shirt unbuttoned so you could see the detail of the dress. I would also wear the Stella Dannigo bib necklace [http://www.dannijo.com/product_info.php?products_id=683]. I think this look would REPELL.

    Floss :)
    felicity_moloney@hotmail.com
    floss_moloney

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12896690060518475058 Alex Whatton

    Pair with Arynk Gathered Linen Pants (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=506) over dress + MinkPink Miranda button-front Dress (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=504) open as vest. All three penises annihilated at the local coffee shop, though one might decidedly enjoy it depending on which team he's actually on. Cowboy boots might help, shit still on the heel.

    whattona@newschool.edu
    @alexwhatton

    <3 Alex

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03316391051925911495 beccadin

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03316391051925911495 beccadin

    The outfit is perfect, except if you look hard enough, we can still see some curves. Since it's too hot for a burka, switch it up with some apricot paperbag shorts: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=506

    These would cover up those pasty light reflective legs, making unsuspecting men think that only a strong gust of wind would be required to reveal more skin than a walk through Sheep's Meadow. However penises across all species would be deflated from disbelief and confusion that a short and sexy dress was hiked up – only to be tucked into a drop crotch made of thick, forgiving, linen. Clearly you don't get hot or sweaty, or would even be able to tell the difference. Too bad the waistline bow reminded them of labia, since there's no room for sex when basking in the glow of sartorial success.

    I mean, what else would you do with a ribbon that could be tied in a bow? Use it on a man? Never.

    Becca
    email: becca.din@gmail.com
    twitter: @beccadin

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07754771070155843910 rf

    I DONT HAVE A TWITTER BUT I LOVE IT with http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157
    PLEASE LET ME BE ENTERD
    xo
    rory
    rfgoaliegirl@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03867358623904244055 Carla

    I will style it with this Venom Shirt (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157). My boobs and ass will be completely covered and the sexy dress will become a mere skirt underneath the tent.

    c.or327@gmail.com
    @HauteCocktail

  • Anonymous

    I'll style this lil black number with the Venom shirt: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157, because as I like to say…sheer on sheer, and the skin disappears (AKA, Penis Deflater #1).

    And if the dress isn't enough of a muffin top/fupa accentuating piece as it is (PD #2), add this asymmetrical blouse (buttoned to the very top and secured with jewelry that resembles violent weaponry–OF COURSE), and you won't be able to tell whether I even have boobies and/or an ass. (PD #3)

    SO BRING ON THE BONER BLASTERS.
    <3 Sarah
    E-Mail: slwasilak@aol.com
    Twitter Handle: @SarahWasz

  • Anonymous

    I will add the Minkpink Wildflower Cropped Top
    And go ahead and start repelling some penisis ;)
    e-mail; pyf8@hotmail.com
    twitter handle: @pyf8
    blog: http://www.paolascloset.wordpress.com

    p.s problems with the posting I am not anonymus :(

  • http://www.elainejen.tumblr.com Elaine

    I would deflate the entire freshman boys at nyu this fall with this getup. I will add the pleated maxi skirt to conceal my entire body and pay homage and give a what what to the pilgrims that came on the may flower. http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509

    Following!
    email: ej582@nyu.edu
    twitter: elainejen

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06624851550310475815 Cristina @FUJI FILES

    The venom shirt – big billowy snake skin to cover up every curve on my body. Plus some strappy stilettos with SOCKS. boom

    thefujifiles@gmail.com

    @fujifiles

    Every penis in sight – deflated.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01907216169116060839 Leanna

    With this dress, transformed, of course, I could repel an infinite number of penises.
    I would add the Blossom Top-Blush
    and my twitter handle is: leannuh2013 AND my email is: leannayost@aol.com
    -Leanna

  • Anonymous

    Love the dress, but nothing says repeller more than a nice print tent crop-top. It'll look especially nice with the mesh sleeves…i'd go with nine penises deflated, just on one city block.

    @itssssannie
    annemullinosborne@gmail.com

    -Annie

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14452414315636488596 Evee

    Cover up them lady bits with the Venom Shirt – cute enough for the ladies and baggy enough to repel the wiles of any man!

    I will certainly lick my own face, it deserves some love after all the repelling I've been doing ;)

    @luipiupiu

    ylui28@hotmail.com

  • http://thestyleeater.com janelle//the style eater

    i would 100% wear this mink pink cropped top over the dress: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=487

    xo
    @thestyleeater
    thestyleeater@gmail.com

  • Anonymous

    I would pair it with the no consequence jacket. The skimpy dress with the heavy sherling coat says I'm hot, but I'm cold. As in, emotionally unavailable. My twitter is @lovesyndrome and my email is michellexchu@gmail.com

  • Anonymous

    If matching different materials and patterns doesnt shout "Beware of my (more or less) female self, you males!" I dont know what does.
    The singlet is a must. http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=488
    natiann123@yahoo.com
    @eatabanananow

  • Hayley

    Wow Venom shirt would do such a great job of repelling all men (and their penises). Baggy enough to hide arms, boobs, everything. http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157
    I would also add a belt around the waist, or two. Bright colors would suffice.

    Bracelets galore and a neckalce or two. And then a vest to go over the shirt. Instintly repelling!
    haymak858@aol.com @haymak858

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10249342830958256919 Christine

    I actually love both looks my fave is the man repeller! :)

    http://www.heartmadefashion.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15307670514399851003 Zoey

    I'd go with the no consequence jacket. http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=507

    It'd deflate like a trillion zillion. All that amazing fur collar and stuffs.

    underwearandtexaspride@gmail.com
    @ZoeyH_

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14427091995446467532 taperaki

    I am from Greece!!!
    We don't have money, we are poor people!!! for that i would only were the dress…. only the dress without underwear… nothing else!!!

    LoL!!!!

    Love your style you are a rebel of ordinary style love you!!!

    kisses from Greece- Crete!!!

    @ioannaperaki
    ioanna_peraki@hotmail.com

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Forrest_ish Ks.

    Hoho, with my deathly combo at least 493809 penises would run for their heads (see what I did there?) :D

    The dress it self is too sexy, so, with an extreme arm party, neon belt and Leopard Print Blouse it would go long a long way (away from men) :D

    twitter @ forrest_ish
    mail @ ksenija.s.aksic at gmail dot com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09392560628907264542 Enya

    Would pair with Damned collar shirt (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=500)
    shows that Man getter+ Man getter= Man hater. WIN!

    i intend to walk into a gentleman's club and deflate the entire institution (that's a whole lotta peeens)

    twitter @BeautMess
    http://enya-abeautifulmess.blogspot.com/
    mail looseknots@hotmail.com

  • LaurFair

    I'd hike that dress up- wayyy up, then promptly cloak any/all exposed lady-bits with the apricot linen paperbag-waist shorts (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=506). Toss on a boxy denim vest accessorized by a crocheted flower pin, fashion a silk scarf into a large bow upon my head, and run around terrifying penii all over town.

    @laurfair
    elle_jeans@hotmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09962943658772304526 Minza.

    You've a lovely blog. Follow me! :)
    Rougeberry Fashion

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18216676783087293973 Maria Bastida

    I love the last combination!!
    A lot of layers! the perfect "man repeller" style ;)
    xx

    http://thegoldenpaillettes.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10734387369824411843 LouBehr

    As usual you're the best :)

    http://rocknrealprincess.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.twitter.com/jordannaleighhh Jordan Leigh Jones

    I'd pair this with the Leopard Print Blouse. 99% of penises deflate in the presence of animal print.

    Jordan.L.Jones@asu.edu
    twitter.com/jordannaleighhh

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11826920141696419114 Patrycja

    I'd pair this man getter with Lace Mesh Sweater – Grey or with Sweetheart Lace Back Inset Top. It' hard to choose one thing when you don't want to get a man and reppeler's look is needed.

    So my twitter: xoxPatrycja
    my e-mali: hellopatrycja@yahoo.pl

  • Rachel M

    Liked on Facebook and following on twitter, deflated about 13 along the way LOL….Still working at the licking, may get my pup to help on that 1!

    I would pair the dress with the, "Stylestalker Damned Collar Shirt". Love the leather collar!
    (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=500)

    Rachel M
    RaeMueller3@aol.com
    @Lit3Virgo

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09388658037146618818 Emily

    My oh my! I love how you're so creative with outfits.

    Emily http://www.mywordsinterestslife.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17119956511264906370 LOIS
  • http://dayumn.com/ Simone Maclennan

    This is just the most excellent!
    I would pair it with the sheer black maxi skirt and deflate every penis in a 100 km radius by sundown.

    Simone MacLennan
    @simonearlene
    simone.a.maclennan@gmail.com

  • tiffany minné
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08107223367018940482 Gabrielle

    love this.. you look awesome!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07997878189630185910 Alla Chernenko

    I would just go for a maxi skirt to cover those legs http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509. Also all-black is pretty much Marticia Adams, maybe sexy, but scary, oooh, scary.

    alla.chernenko9@gmail.com
    @a_che_tam

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03175372169664884202 Martha Incarnate

    You are so awesome. I LOVE your final look…even the dress by itself is awesome. Can't wait to make it my own!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06656576010840172990 kassie

    Your blog never ceases to amaze and amuse me. You're seriously the most hilarious blogger in the blogosphere. I'm following you and Jay & Elle on twitter plus I've liked them on Facebook. I would pair that sexy-licious practically-naughty-bondage dress with the Mink Pink Wildflower Cropped Top because nothing repels sexy like a sleeveless, boxy, baby blue, hillbilly crop top. Plus, it has floral pockets over the boobies. At least 28.4 penises shall be repelled!

    name: Kassie Pae
    email: kassie.with.a.k@gmail.com
    twitter: @kassandrapae

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03834353087086711690 May

    Wonderful start to man repelling, but there is a sad lack of prints in the outfit, which is why I'd layer the leopard print blouse first before the other shirts. Hopefully, this will deflate at least another 5 penises.

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508

    @sassypetite
    bichmay AT hotmail

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13433260270927003271 Grace Damien

    I'm glad you're disregarding the weather when dressing… dedication.
    xo
    grace
    http://likethetreeblog.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00669540135437489465 Michelle Ashley

    Love, Love! LOVE! this dress.

    Even though I am VERY confident that I could successfully repel wearing only this dress, accessorized by my wack hair and funny face, if I wanted to really outdo myself, I would definitely have to add a little bit of venom to the mix: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157.

    Sheer … snake … the boy won't know where to look.

    Later Gator,

    Michelle.

    (@mc0uTinh0)
    (sweetheart_kiss_439@hotmail.com) … yes I know a bit dated, but I like to think of it as vintage, dating back to grade 6.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769947768791445840 Ava

    ok imagine this.starting from my neighborhood, to the train station, in the crowded train and the catwalk down to the office.. that will be an estimated grand total of about 50 penises deflated.

    and once u add this : No Consequence Jacket

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=507

    and with the crazy heat and humidity which means my hair is in a crazy mess piled on my head…and not to mention my mega nerdy Gucci glasses i wear on an everyday basis..

    perfection: 80 penises minimum…

    aren't you so proud of me? :)

    @avadrossi
    ava.rossi@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07714651633485024100 nadine

    Consider my face blobbered on.

    nadine.muhtadi@gmail.com

    nadine_muhtadi- tweeetttar

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157

    that venommm shirt really is poison, and i intend to deflate as many penis' as I possible :) so around 133 to be exact

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13785383620360904566 Linds

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13785383620360904566 Linds

    I would totally count out 11,900 pennies to repel the shit of that dress with the Stylestalker
    Venom Shirt.

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157

    Bitch please me @LSBA_NY
    littleseedbigapple@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17195803940986388403 G

    This would probably deflate 200 penis because with the black maxi skirt( http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509) over the dress , it goes from kim kardashian to nun .

    gabiglam@yahoo.ca
    @gabiann (twitter)

  • Sarah

    All the penises in the world would repel like bugs on this sweaty hot day when covering that shit up with THIS >> http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157
    Hello snakeskin cape.

    slthorn2@gmail.com
    @sarah_thornton

  • http://www.nosauce.tumblr.com NoSauce

    For extra repelling I would add a super baggy shirt smock – the venom shirt.

    It's like 112 in New York today, so my sweat and total humidity hair is repelling as well!

    Min 100 penisis!

    @Hilarizzle (twitter)
    nosauceblog@gmail.com

    http://www.nosauce.tumblr.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14475162441499727811 Roro

    I plan on repelling around all the males in a mcdonalds sit down restaurant.
    Especially paired with a maxi skirt, I mean come on, do you really expect me to show all that leg.. I don't think those men could handle it.

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509

    Bring on the Black….

    roxyroro95@gmail.com

    @Rorosdreams

    xoxo Roya

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18339307543041245851 Kathleen

    If I wanted to BRING the men I would definitely pair this with the leopard blouse, bringing out my inner skank:
    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508

    But to repel a minimum of 200+ penises (I'm skipping the venom shirt since clearly the goal is to UNIQUELY repel) I would totes pair this with the Sweetheart Lace Back Inset Top, 57 bracelets and a pair of feather earrings that come down to my shoulders.
    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=162

    ROCK THAT SHIT MAN REPELLER (and pick me because this dress is DIVINE)!!

    XO-

    kathleenwilliams87@gmail.com
    twitter: KatWillia
    http://www.carriebradshawlied.com

  • http://judylouise.tumblr.com Judith Iocovozzi

    I would absolutely layer the Minkpink Mozambique Singlet http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=488 so it looks like Elvira and Fela Kuti did the dirty and this is what came out of it. Immdiately upon walking out the door this would deflate ALL THE PENISES, ALL OF THEM, except maybe some sexy exotic tribal types which I would definitely be into.

    @judith_louise
    judith.iocovozzi@gmail.com

    LET THE FACE LICKING COMMENCE

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15292751794260341682 Adrianna Traxler

    I would wear this man getter dress as a top and add on these shorts…they are high- waisted shorts and would totally blend in with my pale skin! I have to add another layer for proportions sake! So I will add this sheer black blouse for more repelling effect since I''m buying it over sized!!. Add some grungy boots,no heels to show off the legs…and BAM! We've got a man repeller!

    1. http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=506

    2. http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=500

    @Adrinictrax
    Adrinictrax@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09190544242067436158 I Spy Sparkles

    Because it's so frickin HAWT outside, I'd add the Lace Mesh sweater: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=503
    and then likely add some sort of animal print turband and/or scarf… ultimate man repellage.

    OOOOH and add some innapropriately high wedges that make it impossible to walk? We're golden.

    @ispysparkles
    http://www.ispysparkles.com
    sparklespy@ispysparkles.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04163874516533016779 rose

    @rose_to

    I'd add some leopard to this bitch:
    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508

    rose.sharma(at)gmail .com

  • http://twitter.com/sarahmleonard Sarah Leonard

    licking my face is proving incredibly futile. fortunately, man repelling in this dress combined with funky tights, amazing jewelry, this jacket, and boots is easy as pie. boo ya. email: sarahleonard09@yahoo.com, twitter: sarahmleonard

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=507

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13555106846667781055 all we have is now

    i'd definitely style it with something like this: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508
    although of course it contains sexy animal print, it does cover up le decolleté!

    @inwiththegold
    lisamatthias@rocketmail.com

    oh.. at least 4 penises!

  • http://to-each-her-own.tumblr.com Juliette

    OMG the stuff on that website is a ll gorgeous!
    In order to deflate my goal of 13 penises, I'd pair the dress with this unbuttoned on top, some frilly boots, and an arm party or two: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=162

    @jbouissou
    jbweesoo@yahoo.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06751056646800096858 nicole

    I would throw some snake skin on it:
    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157

    @nboddington

    nicole.boddington@gmail.com

  • Anonymous

    I'd cover that shit with the Venom shirt obvi! http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157

    @ashley_rizzo

    Proboardr@aol.com

    yes my email address has been the same since 5th grade. So what?!

  • joey

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=503

    yes, it's lace on lace
    but that's precisely what is so repelling, because the abundance of lace confuses the man like no other

    man thought: "it's lace, but it's not see through – what do i do?" ; eventually walking away because of the copious amount of thinking required

    (even though not from jay&elle;)
    i feel it would be perfect to top this outfit off with the plexi medical necklace brace necklace from Maison Martin Margiela – nothing screams sexy like the (slightly) deranged look

    @joeyyiizhou
    joeyyiizhou@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10330668209839975377 Renee

    I love this dress! I actually saw it the other day online and wanted it! To add some repeller-qualities to it, i would pair it with the "no consequence" jacket from jayetelle.com. Its faux leather AND faux sheepskin. Both of these cover up some of the sexiness the dress brings!

    reneemontalto@gmail.com
    Twitter: @reneemontalto

  • Bogna

    I would put a layer of leopard print over the dress. I have never known a (straight) man who actually likes leopard print:

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508

    This is effective, I'll repel ALL penises.

    And licking my own face? This is easy.

    bognadanuta@gmail.com
    Twitter: @bogbee

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00872619519206223286 Jaz

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05778635703263706756 Della

    Flatforms would be even more repelling…HMMMM.

  • Anonymous

    I plan to deflate by using the Stylestalker
    No Consequence Jacket to top it all off. Messy and repelling ;). @isacevi, isacevi@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05863782949414056185 Elizabeth

    Oh my god. You are probably the funniest person I've read in a loooooong time and I am THRILLED.

    Okay, so, I liked errbody on fb and twits and all that, and picked out my additional item to add to the ensemble, but first I have to say… Why didn't you cover up them gerrgeous legs, woman!?! So I looked for "pants," only to find, that they don't even SELL pants (apparently those are unneccessary and women are born with perpetually glossy legs, who knew) and the only long skirt they sell is see-through. -_- Well, I picked that, and I'd slap that bad boy over the dress, as well: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509

    http://www.ThatLadyWithTheDog.blogspot.com

    While we're at it, I think you're forgetting a great man repeller. A tiny dog in a bag. Or better yet, a CAT in a bag. Oh god please. roflmao

  • http://twitter.com/#!/AnnaDoucette Anna

    done all!
    and obviously throw a leopard print blouse over that and arm party galore to scare off the menfolk.

    adoucette@mta.ca
    @AnnaDoucette on twitter

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13032949123461819866 Jac

    I would hike that ish up and tuck it into these bad boys, Arynk Gathered Linen Pants, http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=506, because what guy doesn't want to be reminded of their mom circa summer '94 when they're on the prowl. Not only will I have successfully deflated their sex drives with thoughts of their mom, minus those with an Oedipus complex, but I will have also guilted and shamed them into knowing that their moms would be "disappointed" in their plans to become intimate with a stranger's lady bits that night.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01062667063830645113 Kunkel

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01062667063830645113 Kunkel

    I would actually layer the lace black mesh top with this, pair it with bright layered tights (hey, It's only 70 degrees here in Oregon, we are too cool to be hot), and throw in a pair of flat ankle boots. Arm parties are mandatory with this of course!

    Through this I will continue my mission of repelling all the Portland hipsters within a 30 mile radius, not to mention keeping all those with the misfortune to find me dressed like this near a church from ever going in to pray again.

    @sowakarocks on twitter
    ekunkel@pdx.edu

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14615323908945049778 citygirl37

    I would definitely pair it with this top.

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=162

    Nice and billowy to cover the the form fitting black dress and is even longer in the back to cover that man-getting rump. not to mention the back cut outs that say 'oh what's under here?' only to be deterred by yet another layer making all the penises out there wonder how many layers till you get to the center of the tootsie pop.

    Add some corresponding neck & arm parties + a vintage inspired pillbox hat made by moi and you're sure to be deflating penises left and right.

    Plus, I'd pair it with these shoes
    http://www.shopbop.com/erin-open-toe-laceup-big/vp/v=1/845524441897689.htm?folderID=2534374302186320&fm;=other-shopbysize&colorId;=34826

    Because what says man-repelling like fish eggs on your feet?

    @citygirl37
    qtchloe33@gmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02074423052879772153 alexandrasnyder6

    I would wear this dress with the Lace Mesh Sweater – Taupe and some crazy bright and funky shoes.

    alexandrasnyder6@yahoo.com
    @Alexandra_S6

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13579934926599278588 MissLauraHueto

    Loove it! :D Very challenging indeed, how NOT to wear it in a Propeller way?? Well, thanks for enlighting us. ;)
    I love this (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157) beauuuutiful shirt for its layer-friendly lightness, I hope you do too. ;) Thanks so much for the chance to win win win the dress! :D

    Lots of love from Barcelona,

    Laura
    believeinfaerytales.blogspot.com
    (@MissLauraHueto et laurahueto93@hotmail.com)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17316550257909201300 Lindsey

    Okay, I would layer the sweetheart lace back insert top over this sexy little number. It would automatically deflate some penises because although the shirt has cut outs the dress fabric would be poking out from below. AND then I would get to say this: "Fake out Mr. Penis, thought you were going to see a little skin there didn't you?"

    If that wasn't enough I would probably pair this dress with boater hat, loafers, and cat eye sunglasses.

    email: lstaffo1@gmail.com
    twitter: @wearitwith

  • http://anorexicescapades.com/ anorexicescapades.com

    Hilariousness and different but still stylish and cool!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15700465900004360977 Ashley

    I would pair it with the Stylestalker Venom Shirt. There's nothing like over-sized snakeskin print to deflate a penis in under 5 seconds flat… maybe even 3 seconds.

    abona19@gmail.com
    @ashleybona

  • http://www.prettydaffodils.blogspot.com yv

    so cute! i always enjoy yr quirky posts

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17926676963361210046 Style Dilettante

    Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh! It's so liberating! I saw the best cropped tee shirt at the flea market today, it read "no boyfriend, no problems". I didn't buy it b/c we know how men love the cropped tees – I'd have a bf in no time!!!

    http://inherentstylela.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04268046504595692623 isahrangme

    venom shirt! 10 penises! though, i still think i need to learn to man-repel better… learning curve! @isahrangme isahrangme[at]gmail[dot]com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17241722373559305125 miss gaiman

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17241722373559305125 miss gaiman

    I definetely choose the venom shirt. Along with this outfit, I´d choose a panama one, but black with dark details on it and also a ripped pantyhose to shake things up a little bit. About 50 penises would do just fine!

    my email: robertatonellI@gmail.com
    my twitter: @missgaiman

  • Haley JJ

    Nothing says fight to the death like adding a shirt that has chainmail details. Bring it on, Peni.

    Yeah, the plural of penis is peni.

    Le item: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=491
    Le Twitter. @hayjayjayy
    Le Email: haleyjordanjones@gmail.com

  • Emma Thompson-Murphy

    Man Repellent: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=162

    Although it may look sexy when these two items are paired together you get a wonderful black and white combo which means:
    1. You are wearing nun colours! Yay!
    2. The Hamburglar? BLACK AND WHITE.
    Men definitely don't like nuns nor women stealing their food. Therefore penises deflated include…all of them.

    e-mail: emma.thompson.murphy@gmail.com
    twitter: @etmurph

  • Anonymous

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509
    It may look sexy at the end, but the game of non-seeing might be to dumb 4 men…

    e-mail: ednarodrigues_@hotmail.com
    twitter: @negapretatbt

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14729497665080448566 Stella

    def pairing the leopard print blouse over this babyy in order to repel exactly #21 penises….

    xoxo
    stella
    skim814@gmail.com
    stellaarrz: twitter handle

  • Anonymous

    would put the venon shirt with the dress http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157
    I'd probably repel 90% of the dudes, since no ass will be showing and it's a trendy print (men tend to not like it), ergo, this outfit would be an excellet man repeller

    e-mail: carol_12317@hotmail.com
    twitter: @carolgabioli

  • Alexx

    Nothing would repel a snake like the sight of its own skin! Yes! Slither away! Return from the dark realms of trouser-land which you came! You are no match for my Venom Shirt! ahahahaahaaha

    (with matching open-toe snakeskin boots perhaps?)
    http://www.jayetelle.com/thumbnail.php?w=320&h;=483&img;=product/Photo4-157.jpg

    @unearthlychild
    ali.coad@hotmail.com

  • http://twitter.com/#!/TheMarmyyy Mackenzie

    Fear not, the mullet has arrived. How ever could you imagine walking out of the house without covering up that baby prostitute toosh of yours! Add this lovely little mull mull and the repelling will happen without even having to project the real image of whitesnake and cut your mane as well. http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=161

    @TheMarmyyy
    mlm08k@fsu.edu

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05657692194441556975 ALISON

    I'd toss the Harrison Love Generation top over this form fitting dress, as to avoid any glimpse of cleavage. http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=491

    @alaalison
    http://www.alaalison.com
    hello@alaalison.com

  • http://beautifuldirtyfabulous.tumblr.com Ivana

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508 this!
    DreamyLilThing @ Twitter
    Ivana Nikolova @ Facebook
    izzity@mail.bg
    beautifuldirtyfabulous.tumblr.com

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505026521 Amelia Martinez

    I would add these hot shorts because as we all know nothing deflates the peen faster than a whoopee cushion than a good fupa. http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=506
    Then lets add a good pair of wool ankle socks to those snakeskin sex boots. Oh and for good measure and classic williamsburg grannie hipster look I would add a pair of Sally Jesse Raphael glasses as seen here…
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cYk159Qe7Rs/SgDKSz1b4kI/AAAAAAAAAqw/M6vBXihVsOA/s400/sjr.jpg
    done and done. repellin men all day errday

    amelia.martinez@hws.edu
    MeilsOnWheels

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00048615687942388556 Worldexpanded

    The Leopard Print Blouse over the dress with some nice red heels should do it. That'd be HAWT! lol

    @Worldexploded
    Worldexploded@yahoo.com

  • http://twitter.com/jeh_tikinha Jéssica Oliveira

    This dress is screaming for that shirt http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157 add half those of wool to the knee, preferably one of each color, and a good jump-print oz. It would be great! Of course that would use the collar of your look! Wooow, I would cause … hahaha. The very men would lose "the will". Well after I took a kick in the ass this week, I think that what comes is profit, I think a 30 would not hold penises.

    I hope very much that dress!

    E-mail: tikinhaaa15@hotmail.com
    Twitter: @Jeh_tikinha

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05675714402888470883 foreverrfashion

    I would personally add the Leopard Print Blouse (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508) because well, heck, you can never go wrong with some leopard, can you? Then of course, the mandatory turban, in red preferably. Finally a final touch to keep it simple: some lovely YSL black leather pumps. It's always a hit when you add some YSL to your combination.

    Email: foreverrfashion@aim.com
    Twitter: @MelissaaaG

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03095948942273125298 Ali B

    Leopard print? Yes!
    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508

    Layering something loose and fabulous over something sexy and fabulous equals just fabulousness.

    E-mail: ali.barthwell@gmail.com
    Twitter: @wtflanksteak

  • http://www.milanomodelsfactory.com/ agenzie hostess

    Amazing look and you have a CRAZY style…! Love this post. And especially your daring manner of writing!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07024979722163467001 Esther

    Love this giveaway and of course the dress!!!! The only way you could repel it, by hiding it!
    I would wear it with the No consequence Jacket at fall.
    My email Esther_leyva@hotmail.com, my tweet estleygue.
    Kisssss

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08607893696613858740 Amber Y Guidry

    I seriously just licked my face :(
    Love the dress and your ass kicking man repelling turban. A++
    I would hook that shit up with a silver sequined jacket and a leopard print collar. Paired with some hot pink pumps so I'm still color blocking!

    Email- ayguidry@gmail.com
    Twitter @amberguidry

  • http://hellodollface.com cindy

    Id pair it with leopard leggings and a Justin Bieber packback with somekind of criss crossy strappy wedges and a purse big enough to fit a small dog. Guys LOVE that!
    Cindy
    @hidollface
    http://hellodollface.com

  • Madeline

    So maybe someone else said this, I don't care because I think I'd rock it hard. MESHMESH on MESHLACE. Baggy on the top short on the bottom, it will, can, and must work.
    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=503

    and black tights with some black boots.
    @maaadelineee
    snively.madeline@gmail.com

  • Chavete

    I would add the Black Pleated Maxi Skirt.

    Twitter: ChaveteCouture

    Email: ch27ramirez@hotmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13574963866281698380 Cesca

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13574963866281698380 Cesca

    Man Repeller, only for you will I lick my face. *licks face*

    Now that THAT'S over with, I would definitely pair this with the mullet-style Venom shirt, buttoned up about halfway underneath the sleeveless blouse, to add another dash of animal print for maximum repelling. And MR, I plan to repel every penis on my college campus (except for the ones that are worth spending time on, because we use repelling to weed out the bad and identify the good). Keep on keepin' on MR!

    Twitter: @frizzo3133
    Email: vamp3133@gmail.com

  • Sarah

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157

    As i top off this dress with the venom shirt and cover up any trace of my already nonexistent ass, exactly 69 penises will deflate. Hell, I'll even throw in a chastity belt for good measure.

    Twitter: @skmill
    E-mail: sarah_miller@fitnyc.edu

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10131621380855272025 Liz

    e-mizail: ecpride@temple.edu
    twitter @lizzpride

    I would wear this dress with the Lace Mesh Sweater (in taupe). There is nothing I love to do more than take a sexxxy dress and sweaterfy it, ergo protecting myself from the male gaze. Unless that gaze is confused and/or gay. Mesh elbow blocks will allow my elbows–already under the mesh sleeves of the sex dress– to breathe, which is important because elbows are the sweatiest part of any body. The lace section on the front of the sweater reminds me of a cage, which should remind men that my boobies are under lock and key in case they are not repelled away already. (Really… the more I'm staring at this sweater, the more I am actually motivated to buy it. I am bookmarking that page.)

  • Anonymous

    sieger@stolaf.edu
    Katie.Sieger

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=507

    Many a peen will wilt as the result of pairing the dress in question with the no consequence pleather/faux shearling (flearing? I don't know…) jacket. Nothing is more repelling than looking like you are growing a chest garden of shag carpeting.
    And I can touch my tongue to my nose, and actually pick my nose with my tongue if the spirit moves me, which I will do in this dress for extra repelling points. That's a promise.

  • http://coralmarylovemercer.wordpress.com/ coralmarylovemercer

    I would pair this with the Venom Shirt thus repelling all the penises were, and are, and ever will be.

    coral.mercer@gmail.com
    ever & always a fan. x

  • http://coralmarylovemercer.wordpress.com/ coralmarylovemercer

    Oh, and always a dummy too it would seem.
    Twitter – coralmercer ! Ha.

  • http://coralmarylovemercer.wordpress.com/ coralmarylovemercer

    And a dummy!
    Twitter – coralmercer! Ha.

  • http://coralmarylovemercer.wordpress.com/ coralmarylovemercer

    Aw shit.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08678988886772575028 Lady Hazard

    I'd style this dress with the Venom Shirt, and I'd wear olive oil as my scent. If that doesn't confuse and deflate 27 penises on the spot, then ma'am, I just don't know what will. Oh and I'd have a red striped silk turban and studded heels and a crazed cat lady look in my eyes.

    ladyhazard@gmail.com
    @MissLenaSays

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08547481774203767438 Lauri

    http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=508
    this would be one of my at least 5 layers to cover the dress and repel truly!

    twitter: laura_pier

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14005080012122877785 Sofi

    The boys won't be able to see my butt in the Blossom Top in Blush http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=161.

    email: sofi@rchavez.net
    twitter: @Sofisparklz

  • Anonymous

    I would probably pair it with Sweetheart Lace Back Inset Top or Venom Shirt! :)

    haniulka_1@wp.pl

    haniulka_1

  • http://www.bellissimostyle.net Megan Abigail Chandler

    I would through that Damned Collar shirt over it so fast, perhaps tie it in a knot per Saved By the Bell style tips … throw on some black booties … top knot the hair … I'll be repelling for the rest of my life when men just remember me in that ensemble

    P.S. love the DANNIJO bib

    belllissimostyle.net
    bellissimoblog@gmail.com
    @bellissimostyle

  • emily

    i'd go with the venom shirt, unbuttoned; a statement necklace; and a pair of neon suede high-heeled ankle booties–over the top, definitely will deflate some peni

    emilycooper89@gmail.com
    twitter: poocme

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06460857776999209851 JessieFranx

    Frosting: Venom Shirt – a sheer shirt to cover those curves but flaunts our pretty girl style. Men will acknowledge either item would look great separately but together they combat for attention, confusing penii [pee-NEYE] everywhere as to where to point, eventually settling on down in sadness. 15 flaccid points (FP)

    Sprinkles: Why let your arms have all the fun? Time for a neck party http://www.betseyjohnson.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11847446
    Men won't know where to look first. They won't know it's actually all one necklace, adding to your complexity of not being able to decide on just one. You know what, we don't have to, that's why! 5FP

    Feets: We love skyhigh heels but for this one let's go with chunky flats, matching the chunky jewelry while opposing the light meat of the outfit. These, eerily close to the shoes on the men's feet standing in front of you, but with a floral flare! The most unflaccid of penii could not fight the urge to deflate. 20FP http://www.dmusastore.com/p-3553-1461-pw.aspx

    FabBag: 5FP, 10WTF points http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod131500018&ecid;=NMALRFeedJ84DHJLQkR4&ci;_src=14110925&ci;_sku=V0QSW&CS;_003=5630585

    Earduds: 3FP Is that in her hair or on her ears? http://www.aldoshoes.com/us/accessories/womens/earrings/84220915-giorgi/81

    Total: 47 Flaccid Points. FANTABULOUS!

    jessiefranx@gmail.com
    @JessieFranx

  • Anonymous

    I would definitely wear the dress with the maxi skirt: http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509 …Add an arm party, some clogs and a turband, and I'd really be man-repelling!! Oh, and I intend to deflate precisely 15 penises ;)

    -aokawaii77@yahoo.com
    @karmah9013
    xx

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001453862622 Ana Carolina Bovi

    I would definitly pair it up with a maxi skirt (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=509). I mean, covering your whole body??? that`s the way to man repell!!!

    carol.bovi@hotmail.com
    @carolbovi

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06460857776999209851 JessieFranx

    BTW it's 47 points and not 48 as it would add up to be because my super well dressed woman repeller man friend said he liked the shoes -___-

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1062960109 Sarah Schorr

    aight so the venon shirt (http://www.jayetelle.com/product_details.php?id=157) is a pretty popular choice, but it's still the best i got. between the print and the length it gets you the most bang for your buck. or least bang, as the case may be.
    you also can't ignore the face that the first statement made in the product description is "Classic," as though anything about the improbably large, impossibly sheer, animal printed shirt is classic.

    dicks beware

    -Sarah Schorr
    theseaschorr@gmail.com
    @theschorrty

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