Hi. Hello! Yoohoo. Hey! Happy Friday.
As some of you may know, I keep an editorial calendar. And on that calendar I chronicle whatever posts I photograph and set live from the first to the last of the month in question. I will admit, the writing is all improvisation. I was hoping Larry David might hire me, but alas, he hasn't.
Today was meant to be a free day, which means: either I don't blog, or I take something from deep inside the trenches of my behind and post it on a whim. I was leaning toward don't blog because, you know, I don't want the awesome sequin nipple cover giveaway to fly over your head but then I fell into some old photos that I wanted to share. It was a downward--and by downward I mean upward--spiral from there.
This is a photo of my arms sprinkled with a little love from the limbs of Danielle and Jodie of DANNIJO. It's an arm party of epic proportion and for that reason alone, I thought to myself: shit girlfriend, you have to blog this. ...What do you mean you've never heard someone refer to themself in the third person as 'girlfriend?'
It then lead me toward another crop of photos:
Oh yes, here we are, same day, just posing against a brick wall, looking like biological sisters and things of that sort. "So...what's your blood type?" - See what I did just there? Quoted myself.
This batch of photos then led to me to these photos, that Naomi took:
A couple weeks ago I guest-blogged for WiNK, a really rad Manhattan store. They sent me cool shit like this pastel sheer skirt and eyelet-silk hybrid blouse.
It's induced many a nip slip, but at this point, whose really looking at a man repeller's chest?
...You must be wondering how the black brick wall photos took me to the point of pale pink skirt?
Well, the answer is simple. The green maxi skirt I wore on that day is also from WiNK and...doubles as a dress! A dress I tell ya! Dress!
jacket: 3.1 Phillip Lim
This also seemed a fantastic excuse to show those of you who follow me on twitter that I took your advice and snagged me a pair of Isabel Marant black booties. Be still my heart, I love you. The shoes, not you. Just kidding, you too.
Ok now, that's all folks. Enjoy ya weekends!

ahhhh, the maxi skirt that doubles as a dress is such a great one, two punch to potential gentleman callers everywhere. also, love your intense bastion of bangles!
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love the color of the dress
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what great jewelry, i love it! and who doesn't love a skirt that can double as a dress?
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Amazing jewels...... Is it not too heavy? lol
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Oh wow, I love that sheer skirt from WiNK! I wonder if they ship internationally, hmm...
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that dress is the perfect colour! Your writing always puts a smile on my face, too
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EXTRA CUTE!!!
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incredibleee!!!
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Love the photos!
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okayokayokay...i didn't realize you were in cahoots with THE Dannie and Jodi! i don't think you're ready for all the jelly coming from me right now. and yes, my body is indeed bootylicious.
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oh my god I love you! can I mention you in my blog?
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your the hilariousist person i know (except i dont know u)
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Great photos! I received my Glamour in the mail yesterday, You look amazing. Very cool that you got that oppurtunity.
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I envy that arm party! where did that fitty of a red watch come from and can you give toss financially failing student student one over the pond???? pretty pretty please, I'd use it to entrance and mobilize the manrepellers of london!
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i love posts like these, they're almost random but always fun to look at! the first image is very cool, all of the multicolored, layered, and different shapes of jewelry look amazing together.
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ReplyDeletetheir jewelry is fabulous, as are your nip slips.
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Honestly, you are one of my fashion idols. Yes yes please feel flattered! Saw you in teenvogue, great quotes as always haha. LOVE YOU MAN REPELLER! CHEERS FOR MAN REPELLING WOMENS FASHION!
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OMG, the man repeller and the female repeller, Mr. Larry David. That would be my dream come true!
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nice shots!!
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I love all the outfits! The green skirt/dress is amazing!
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What I so enjoy about your blog is you have so much fun!! Fun with your outfits, Fun in your writing, and fun in your pictures!!
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I LOVE THESE PIECES. awesome.
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I was gonna say Cover Your Tits!
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i would appreciate it if you only referred to yourself as girlfriend, you know, moving forward. seems accurate enough for a manrepeller... since it may be awhile before any male is calling us that. hooha. xx
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ReplyDeletesaw you in teen vogue at the grocery store today. you looked adorable! weekend looks to be off to a great start ;)
ReplyDeletethis flowed like a very random stream of consciousness straight from your heart. <3
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xoxo Ra
using many bracelets looks cool!
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I love all the stacking in the first picture!
ReplyDeletereally awesome stuff! loving all the sherbet-y hues. that pink and green are definitely my favorite colors right now. bracelet galore! loves em. And totally gushing over them Isabel Marant booties, which are totally worth it. xoxo Diana
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your blog posts always make me laugh. keep it up!
ReplyDeletethat green dress/skirt is so pretty! looks great with the black marant boots. and i totally agree with yvo, you're the funniest blogger around. xx
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Lovely dresses !!
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wow!! al these photos are amazing and so pretty!!!! how could you not love those shoes!?! haha
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Meena xxx
Great booties! I can see why you love'em. I also love the pics of you with the Dannijo girls. You all look radiant.
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I love your blog so much! You are a true inspiration for me.
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love these photos and breezy skirt + jacket :)
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you have one awesome bod, my friend. you definitely wouldn't repel men!!
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You look like a million dollars.
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i ordered the skirt because i saw it here! it was on sale but only M and L were available so i got the M and i am an S. what size is your skirt?? or how tall are you because as a dress it looks shorter than mine. and as a skirt is way too long if i wear it w flats
ReplyDeleteany wayyy i will try your man repeller look but intad of that jacket i will wear a white Veda vest do u think it will look good??