A Stream of Consciousness

Hi. Hello! Yoohoo. Hey! Happy Friday. 
As some of you may know, I keep an editorial calendar. And on that calendar I chronicle whatever posts I photograph and set live from the first to the last of the month in question. I will admit, the writing is all improvisation. I was hoping Larry David might hire me, but alas, he hasn’t.
Today was meant to be a free day, which means: either I don’t blog, or I take something from deep inside the trenches of my behind and post it on a whim. I was leaning toward don’t blog because, you know, I don’t want the awesome sequin nipple cover giveaway to fly over your head but then I fell into some old photos that I wanted to share. It was a downward–and by downward I mean upward–spiral from there.
 
This is a photo of my arms sprinkled with a little love from the limbs of Danielle and Jodie of DANNIJO. It’s an arm party of epic proportion and for that reason alone, I thought to myself: shit girlfriend, you have to blog this. …What do you mean you’ve never heard someone refer to themself in the third person as ‘girlfriend?’ 
It then lead me toward another crop of photos:
Oh yes, here we are, same day, just posing against a brick wall, looking like biological sisters and things of that sort. “So…what’s your blood type?” - See what I did just there? Quoted myself.  
 This batch of photos then led to me to these photos, that Naomi took:
A couple weeks ago I guest-blogged for WiNK, a really rad Manhattan store. They sent me cool shit like this pastel sheer skirt and eyelet-silk hybrid blouse.
It’s induced many a nip slip, but at this point, whose really looking at a man repeller’s chest?
…You must be wondering how the black brick wall photos took me to the point of pale pink skirt?
Well, the answer is simple. The green maxi skirt I wore on that day is also from WiNK and…doubles as a dress! A dress I tell ya! Dress!
This also seemed a fantastic excuse to show those of you who follow me on twitter that I took your advice and snagged me a pair of Isabel Marant black booties. Be still my heart, I love you.  The shoes, not you. Just kidding, you too.
Ok now, that’s all folks. Enjoy ya weekends!

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Thoughts?
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05882333911932324281 blue roses

    ahhhh, the maxi skirt that doubles as a dress is such a great one, two punch to potential gentleman callers everywhere. also, love your intense bastion of bangles!

    http://dallianceswithsuitsandskirts.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00958740509048507614 monsefuentes

    love the color of the dress

    elblogdemonsee.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01018559049239753554 emc

    what great jewelry, i love it! and who doesn't love a skirt that can double as a dress?

    http://www.style-extraordinaire.com/

  • http://magmoiselle.fr s

    Amazing jewels…… Is it not too heavy? lol
    nice look .D

    http://magmoiselle.fr

  • http://www.takeoutincouture.com Susie

    Oh wow, I love that sheer skirt from WiNK! I wonder if they ship internationally, hmm…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09001997685893437632 Elena

    great!

    Check out my blog:
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    Elena from http://www.likeabirkin.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10326815567824706596 LoliTa

    that dress is the perfect colour! Your writing always puts a smile on my face, too

  • http://closetcravings.com/ Closet Cravings

    Girlfriend, I'm really glad you decided not to be lazy and give us this blog post. So jealous of your Isabel Marant booties. =)

    Need it? Want it? Crave it? Satisfy Your Cravings For Celebrity Style and Fashion

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10731480551178991637 Copper Etiquette
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300027865751536866 Emilia Alonso

    incredibleee!!!
    xoxo

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10955116532345730478 Raspberry Jam
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14194815440194123998 CupcakesOMG!

    okayokayokay…i didn't realize you were in cahoots with THE Dannie and Jodi! i don't think you're ready for all the jelly coming from me right now. and yes, my body is indeed bootylicious.

    http://www.cupcakesomg.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04275716256081757868 Josie

    oh my god I love you! can I mention you in my blog?
    http://josiesscadweightloss.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07754771070155843910 rf

    your the hilariousist person i know (except i dont know u)

  • http://adahliavolk.wordpress.com/ adahliavolk

    Good Post! Glad you decided to write it.
    adahliavolk.wordpress.com

  • http://www.raesstylefile.blogspot.com Rae

    Great photos! I received my Glamour in the mail yesterday, You look amazing. Very cool that you got that oppurtunity.

    http://www.raesstylefile.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07427453039893591346 amberlilyillustration

    I envy that arm party! where did that fitty of a red watch come from and can you give toss financially failing student student one over the pond???? pretty pretty please, I'd use it to entrance and mobilize the manrepellers of london!

  • http://tiffsbloggy.com tiff

    Cute!

    PS – Will you be my friend, pwease?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09383840833706569858 Ella

    i love posts like these, they're almost random but always fun to look at! the first image is very cool, all of the multicolored, layered, and different shapes of jewelry look amazing together.

  • Anonymous

    how much did your cartier bracelet cost ive been eyeing it

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13019569941744264970 gold N turquoise

    their jewelry is fabulous, as are your nip slips.

    LOVES IT.

    jenny
    http://goldnturquoise.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16835866023864130131 andrea paola

    Honestly, you are one of my fashion idols. Yes yes please feel flattered! Saw you in teenvogue, great quotes as always haha. LOVE YOU MAN REPELLER! CHEERS FOR MAN REPELLING WOMENS FASHION!

    http://syntheticcandy.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10682889544071697460 L

    OMG, the man repeller and the female repeller, Mr. Larry David. That would be my dream come true!

    http://www.blackandblondeone.com

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00922365158956937140 Daly

    I love all the outfits! The green skirt/dress is amazing!

    xoxo

    DressingDaly.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01347992813398135962 myAestheticStyle

    What I so enjoy about your blog is you have so much fun!! Fun with your outfits, Fun in your writing, and fun in your pictures!!

    Rebecca
    myaestheticstyle.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05359487128946293599 SAMANTHA

    I LOVE THESE PIECES. awesome.

    http://www.dragonnfruit.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708614954109195575 Julie

    I was gonna say Cover Your Tits!
    You'll get abducted. Be careful!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07388418530795349722 alex

    i would appreciate it if you only referred to yourself as girlfriend, you know, moving forward. seems accurate enough for a manrepeller… since it may be awhile before any male is calling us that. hooha. xx

  • Anonymous

    put simply, you rock

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18031047278176756776 Nahar & Nazia

    saw you in teen vogue at the grocery store today. you looked adorable! weekend looks to be off to a great start ;)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02336362746341690208 V

    this flowed like a very random stream of consciousness straight from your heart. <3

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07445294789058882855 Ramona

    I love your shoes too and You too.

    xoxo Ra

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15794200198100861432 Oh my Dior!

    using many bracelets looks cool!

    http://www.ohmydior.org/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04054484302517670212 Sarah

    I love all the stacking in the first picture!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00959290204095275687 Musings by Di

    really awesome stuff! loving all the sherbet-y hues. that pink and green are definitely my favorite colors right now. bracelet galore! loves em. And totally gushing over them Isabel Marant booties, which are totally worth it. xoxo Diana

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04277544700586174736 ALICE

    Happy Friday to you (well, it's now Saturday actually, so-Happy Saturday)

    Looking fabulous, the bottom skirt: s-w-e-l-l.

    XX, ALICE

    FASHION & CIRCUS
    http://www.fashionandcircus.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01915301502681425552 yvo

    your blog posts always make me laugh. keep it up!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04216531441431658955 Anne

    that green dress/skirt is so pretty! looks great with the black marant boots. and i totally agree with yvo, you're the funniest blogger around. xx

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10454717272708426425 Fashion Celebration

    wow, a lot of jewelry, nice!

    xo
    http://www.fashioncelebration.blogspot.com

  • http://monsacbyme.com mon sac by me

    Lovely dresses !!

    http://monsacbyme.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15208662102976765730 Meena Dhuga

    wow!! al these photos are amazing and so pretty!!!! how could you not love those shoes!?! haha

    http://pinklemonsorbet.blogspot.com/

    Meena xxx

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05345225002773583958 My Style Canvas

    Great booties! I can see why you love'em. I also love the pics of you with the Dannijo girls. You all look radiant.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03705476141906955403 Grace

    Such great fun accessories!

    xx Grace
    Dream-Boating

  • Anonymous

    love tje booties

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09804494595250636755 Schöpfergeist

    you really have a knack for fashion.
    I love your blog, it really inspires me!

    http://schoepfergeist.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11860421349302809105 B a la Moda

    I love your blog so much! You are a true inspiration for me.

    xoxo
    B* a la Moda

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12347329353442093349 Michelle Lee

    love these photos and breezy skirt + jacket :)

    pinklemonincrystal.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10061804186979306729 2Gitanas

    Super cool!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15588686321856705154 Lou

    Love the first image!!!

    http://thekeypieces.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13988714858649923959 Miranda

    you have one awesome bod, my friend. you definitely wouldn't repel men!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10428614737073153825 Jo

    Hi!
    Just wondering if your Isabel Marant boots ran big? True to size?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02657606417567129344 Beaut

    You look like a million dollars.
    Just beautiful.

    Rockabilly Clothing

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08376972309422860028 Andrea

    i ordered the skirt because i saw it here! it was on sale but only M and L were available so i got the M and i am an S. what size is your skirt?? or how tall are you because as a dress it looks shorter than mine. and as a skirt is way too long if i wear it w flats
    any wayyy i will try your man repeller look but intad of that jacket i will wear a white Veda vest do u think it will look good??

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