Male Readers, Rejoice!
…All two and a half of you.
Because today it’s confirmed: arm parties are not just for women. And as it happens, this edict holds true for finger parties, too. So go on now, Y chromosome counterparts, stack it up stack it up weigh your wrist down, yeah! While you’re busy there, don’t forget the rings, I’ll take the notion of your gender embracing stereotypically-appropriate-for-one-gender-only trends one step further in a direction toward age appropriation–I’m pretty sure this isn’t the right context for this word–to prove the inherent FOMO (fear of missing out, duh) seemingly present and plagued onto the men of Couture Week. Run-on sentence city! What would my grammar teacher say now? Anyway…
Baby bodies, not just for babies.