As a stand alone, I'm venturing into Barbie territory. Barbie is a babe. By the transitive property of geometry this in turn makes me a babe. And we can't have no babes running around this side of town, oh no.
I did a little fixy, fixy by flailing a couple of my limbs into air and getting my game face on, but that's just not enough. This dress needed more. I feel like I'm writing a Harlequin romance novel.
Step 1 was to tuck the top half--covering my little breasties--of the dress into the elastic band located at the waist and pull said elastic band up to my chest. This immediately turned the form-flattering maxi dress into a sack of sweet tube that indicated no sign of curve. Man Repeller score number one. With a little leather vest and pink shoes, to you know, vive la monochrome, home girl is ready for...girls night! ...Now however, in the event she's lost her mind so terribly wants to bring sexy back a la Justin Timberlake's 2006 failed attempt...
vest: Veda, bustier: Topshop, shoes: Christian Louboutin
Oh my god, it's a bustier dress too! Eureka!
Arm flail, back kick, call me! You see, even when dressed as a potential getter, my inherent tendencies unveil themselves. I should also note that a dress that's night as the chest but then sacks out to make the hips look approximately four times wider than they accurately are...likely not a propeller. Trust me. Are you sick of seeing these shoes? Sorry, I can't help it. I won't help it.
...As for look number two, The dress was no longer just a dress. This time, I took a page from the lookbook of Jil Sander's S/S 2010 collection.
t-shirt: Etoile Isabel Marant
...And paired a plain white t-shirt with the tucked-in dress, now located at my waist, not chest. But you knew that. Unless, you know, your brain is in your ass, in which case, I'm glad I specified. You can choose to add a belt to this equation though I recommend leaving it as simple in this context as possible. Getting chilly? Likely not.
jacket: Rebecca Minkoff, shoes: Isabel Marant
But still, add the alpha-male of warm weather appropriate motorcycle jackets and some booties for a more night-time friendly look. Take a frolic into the air. Act like the little leprechaun that you are. We have nothing to hide from each other.
Actually, don't take a frolick into the air, especially if you're on a terrace as small as this one with a railing as short as that one. One wrong turn and boom, road kill. Fashion road kill. At least you went down in neon though.
bracelets: DANNIJO
I conclude saying this, one bright pink silk max dress can go a very, very long way. Pun intended.

hahahahha love that looks! :)
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ReplyDeleteyou know what? i am NOT sick of those shoes. those shoes are sickening, but not in that way. i love the jil sander inspired look best. and thanks.
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Awesome! Love the motorcycle leather vest with the maxi dress!
ReplyDeleteThese colours are great! Love the way you styled everything. :)
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Genius! I really have to try that one!!
ReplyDeletehaha you always make me laugh! love that pink dress, it suits you really well! Also love your red and orange bracelet? Where are they from?
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Love it when the white Marant t-shirts paired with the skirt (:
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All looks are wonderful and the pics are full of energy and fun, great job!
ReplyDeleteLove the shot of you jumping and clicking your heels haha. You little leprechaun you.
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Awww I like this dress on you , you look extra Girly lol. I like how you wear it different ways. Love your blog!!! I'm a fan :)
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha..Love reading your blog..Always cracks me up :) Love the way you styled this dress..definitely gonna try doing it <333
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jajaja love the pictures, so much fun... and how combinated the pieces for diferent looks, nice.... and those shoes stole my heart... follow u :)
ReplyDeleteThe bustier look reminded me of a meth-head princess I saw walking around the burbs of Detroit...
ReplyDelete... I am sorry as I read the comments but this is the first set of ensembles that I thought truly were 'man repelling'. If a guy was to ask me how to approach a woman in any of these outfits, I would have responded by, "Oh, it is easy... DON'T'...
Lovely style! :D
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You're pepto=pink look is sick - in a good way. Isabel Marant gives me a fagasm. =)
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Crazy how versatile this dress is! Thanks for the inspiring looks and creative ways to get your wear out of a few choice pieces!
ReplyDeleteWhat an incredible way of making a simple and colorful dress into a 100% repelling look!! THANKS! xoxo from argentina!
ReplyDeleteYou are so cute!! I love how you turned that gorgeous dress into three fabulous looks!
ReplyDeleteI never wear pink, but I like the way you styled this dress..
ReplyDeleteRediculously good. I love to repel - men don't know.... they don't know...
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ReplyDeleteLove this look!!! That pink dress/shirt is fabulous.
ReplyDeleteThat dress is amazing and I love how you took the girlyness out of the pink. I am totally down for that.
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Uuuh, I think my favourite is the Jil Sander-like one... :D
ReplyDeleteyou're a genius! the last is my favorite
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My friend told me about your blog on Monday and I'm in love already. Pleas, can I be man-repelling too? That last look is amazing though - some Jil Sander influences combined with your dreamy Isabel Marant boots = purrrr-fect(ly man-repelling?)
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That dress! I die!
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I absolutely LOVE the last outfit. You're a genius--the master of layering.
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Love the pink dress and I don't normally wear pink. AND the pink shoes are amazing! What is happening to me?!
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I love how you don't pose like your average fashion blogger zombie but like the crazy ass man repeller that you obviously are!
ReplyDeleteyou really make fashion fun, instead of obsessing over it! it's not only your sartorial choices that inspire me, but your attitude!
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I just love the 3rd combination with the white t-shirt! Awesome!
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Love the color!
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I LOVE your blog! So fun! and this post in particular is very useful. I especially enjoy the voice you give to your readers; I'm definitely hooked!
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The fringe shoes are phenoooomenallll.
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That was so much fun to read I think the neon added an extra dose of fun to it! I actually really love the white t-shirt look!
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The last one is my favorite or maybe actually the first :)
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Too fabulous! I'm such a sucker for anything neon pink and those Loubs are PERFECTION!
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Saw you in Teen Vogue August and fell in lovee, so i just had to pop on here and tell you that :) your blog is soo hilarious and has insanely cute peices and ideas of man repelling. as i speak im shopping, trying to turn my sister onto repelling lol :) so in love with you haha.
ReplyDeleteI love your bracelets...I'm obsessed with "stacks." I go to the land of rainbows & unicorns at the sight of them. Exactly what I needed for a mid-afternoon pick-me-up!
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Fantastic colour palette. So many cool outfits!
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Very cute and sooo many different options. Love it!
ReplyDeleteLove this dress and how you paired it with a white tee.
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Oh my god this outfit is perfection!
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Your aer simply brilliant! And those shoes I could never get sick of.
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Clever Punim!
ReplyDeleteGoing down in neon. Oh my goodness, I cannot stop laughing. And how is it that no matter how man repelling those outfits are, you still look amazing all three ways? You, girl, are fantastic.
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I love your photos and poses!!!
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And also loved all the three options!
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ahaha these photo are so funny and beautiful!
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ReplyDeleteYou are so lovely. Repel all you want but I will always be attracted. :) On second thought, I'm a girl, and I'm straight, so that probably does not count...
ReplyDeleteat least you went down in neon! hahahaa love this dress and your repelling ways!
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Love how you styled that dress- I especially love the Jill Sander inspired look! I need to get a bright dress like that to try out these looks!
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this is sick! Loving all outfits...
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I think I could look at those shoes every day of the week and not get sick of them... they're amazing! I'm also totally impressed with topping the pink dress with a boustier. It's a great combo.
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Also not sick of the shoes. Never sick of these shoes. In fact, drooled over very same shoes, along with a small group of little old ladies, while window shopping on Madison. My favorite shoes you own. And my favorite window shopping experience.
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Love this!! great colour. And great shoes.... dam i wish we had shoes like that all they way down here in NZ!!
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i like your idea of layering a white tee over the dress. lately i've been wearing my favorite sundresses under leather skirts to add a little edge.
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Love. The effortless, casual look of it is great.
ReplyDeleteThe one with the t-shirt is my favourite look.
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Not MR-esque but I like the topmost pic the best. Love you, Leandra!
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You're a genius! Love the look with the white tee and leather jacket.
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Looove the dress by itself, love the color and flow of it,
ReplyDeletebut I also, LOOOOVE IT WITH THE WHITE SHIRT OVER THE DRESS! LOVE IT!
I also looove the dress worn with the leather jacket and boots! ♥
I think you did a fab job with 3 way styling of the dress! ♥
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I like it!
ReplyDeletereally funny!
you know how I love those fringed louboutins ... my fave is the look with the bustier -- are you doing a little propelling and repelling there? great choices!
ReplyDeleteHaha love it! Your louboutins are amazing and I like the last look and the 'jil sander' look with the white shirt best! xoxo
ReplyDeleteI love ALL of these ways to style that dress! It's amazing how it can be transformed to create a totally new look. And I will never ever get sick of the louboutins.
ReplyDeleteLove all different looks!
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The colour of that dress is great.
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ReplyDeletelove that 2nd pic. it looks like you have cerebral palsy.
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ReplyDeleteim in love with this outfit !
ReplyDeleteAaaaaamazing. This is pure genius - and I'm such a fan of that gorgeous dress! Or well, skirt.
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Wow! I'm in love with that hot pink maxi dress!! And those hot pink heels are super cute!
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Girl, you make my day...s*&t (am I allowed to use the real letters?): you make my WEEK! No one will steal your lucky charms with that bustier number, but the last one is sheer genius; Barbie's on yr other line.
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Great post! SO funny and chic! Haven't ever thought that it good go by side!
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Love this! Just started following your blog. I have quite a few maxi dresses and my boyfriend hates them--I'm sure he'd dislike them more if I wore them slightly different. HAHA.
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Love the dress and its color. I like the idea with that one dress and many different ways to wear it. I would love to see an outfit with like Dr. Martin boots and how many different ways you can wear those.
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definitely inspired me so much
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i have a similar dress from H&M and now I want to try that white tshirt look similar to jil sander collection for color blocking plays :)
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I love the dress! Your styling is fabulous!
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Okay, 3rd photo from the end -- don't do that! You don't want to be a blogger photo cautionary tale... or the blogger version of Kristen Johnston tripping out of the window on SATC. Jumping only inside or on the ground outside, plz.
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Love the hole outfit!
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looove this! i just wrote an article about layering over maxi dresses! i think you would approve -
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I love how you made it casual by simply putting on that white t-shirt. Think I'll try that sometime.
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I love both of these outfits. Both oh so man repelling!
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Hahaha love this! Those shoes are amazing and I love love love that skirt! Fabulous. Xo
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I love the Jil Sander-esque look! It looks perfection! XX
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Love the neon look, and making it edgier with the leather.
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The color of that dress is amazing.
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ReplyDeletethe last look has to be my favorite...gotta love it!
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This makes me so happy, particularly the leather jacket. Fem meets edge in the best way possible.
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You are hilarious BOO!! "At least you went down in neon though!!" hee hee I love how you took this dress and werked it darling! Every single look is fabulous! Especially loved the bustier dress! Kiah
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guess what i'll be doing with all my (read: my mother's) maxi dresses...
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