Following the mannequin styling session I posted from Mackage last week, the lovely Canadians behind the brand would like to offer you, the flamingos, an opportunity to win my favorite piece from the Spring/Summer collection.
Choosing my favorite piece was part fun, part annoying. Their leather jackets are so well made and the motorcycle silhouette comes in bright red a la Balenciaga but despite my insisting yesterday that leather jackets are summer-friendly, leather shorts, another one o'Mackage's strong points, are far more summer friendly. Especially when pleated and shown in a blush
blouse: Zara, shorts: Mackage, booties: Rag & Bone
See, I wasn't kidding! Fupa! Perfect for summer repelling. Really. And on excruciatingly hot days, we can even manipulate Kings of Leon lyrics and sing "Fupa on Fire."
Oh, there's me again. Hi.
CONTEST CLOSED!
And now, before I sign off, I offer this: while you anxiously wait to see if you've won...
...Don't forget to Put A Bird On It! (Bracelet by Anarchy Street.)
@WhittlesG now following Mackage aye aye captain!
ReplyDeleteI dig the Fupa shorts because it's like camoflage for my rear - the perfect shade to blend into my rosy pale complexion!
I think the virtue of posting first should be proof of how much I enjoy these shorts. The more pleats there are, the bigger my hips look, the more I'm repelling the male sex. Win win win.
ReplyDelete@makenacahill
Crap. Someone beat me. I hope that doesn't negate my passion for said shorts.
ReplyDeleteSo, why do I like this leather shorts from Mackage? The key word is leather... I LOVE leather no matter the season. I loved leather growing on an island! I was a very confused little bird. LOL Also, thanks to their neutral color you can definitely wear them all year round. :) This makes them a 365 days a year (366 on a leap year) repeller. I want them!
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love that bracelet! How do you manage to decorate your arm like christmas tree and still make it chic as hell (if hell was chic)!
ReplyDeleteAnnnnd... joined. Twitter: katriciab
Why would I like this shorts?
Ummm... cause vagina fupa is the new black!
Ps, I am having a very secret inner mind party for being first post :)
i love the short no i love the outfit and the jewels .good style.
ReplyDeleteAnnnnd... in the span on writing this, I no longer am. Sad tea party.
ReplyDeletePeace, Katricia.
http://katriciab.com/skylark
leather=awesome. especially leather shorts which makes them bearable for the summer. perfect for miami!!
ReplyDeletekick ass bracelets
'2 girls with a twist on miami style'
www.wecanpretend.blogspot.com
i'm echo_dol; I like these shorts because I'll never be able to afford to clean them@
ReplyDelete@iluvsavoirflair and happily following Mackage!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much to you and Mackage for the giveaway. Let me tell you, I LOVE leather myself and dig a fupa-enhancing pair of shorts. Not to mention, the shade a la pink parts is a great alternative to the usual black.
PS- I happen to be wearing a leather jacket today all the way down in North Carolina right now. Not with my Rag & Bone dress but with some hot camp counselor-style Banana Republic shorts...
I want to confuse men when I wear these shirts in FUPA pink and in leather, even though it's so humid here, i wouldn't care, because i want it stick up my butt like a piece of gum.
ReplyDelete@maelstormical
Chloe H
I'm on the cusp between Propeller and Repeller... this would definitely tip me over to the latter. Also I go to Lang and I think you're the bees knees!
ReplyDelete@2girls1tweet
I love them! Leather on the ass is always a good idea.
ReplyDelete@dianafakhouri
les années folles
@pia_marquez
ReplyDeleteFUPA. i'm dying. the pure fact you've named these shorts fupa is amazing. i want these shorts because of the leather pleats. does that make me really cool? or really dated? hmm.
I have shorts identical to these from Topshop in tan. I bought them just before Christmas as they were the closest thing I could find to lederhosen.
ReplyDeleteI love these but since I already own similar, I will let someone else win!
i like them because they are pink and leather and because they're Mackage and i cant believe your wearing them!! i think its weird for us canadians when canadian stuff actually makes it out of here. but fabulous
ReplyDeletefollowing on twitter!!
Even though these are in a skin color that possibly, from far away, could look like one isn't wearing any pants I will still be able to repell in them!
ReplyDelete@rachelstec
manateeluvr1 is my tweeter name. Those shorts are super duper cute first of all due to the color and style, but then you add in leather and its just pretty much the greatest shorts ever. And love the bird ring/bracelet thing!
ReplyDeletehttp://fashionablyawkwardr.blogspot.com/
No joke, I have a pair of brown leather high-waisted short shorts hanging on my wall over my couch in my apartment.
ReplyDeleteI'd use this scrumptious pair of light leather high waisted shorts as decor for my hips.
@nettaruth
Lindas fotos !
ReplyDeleteThese shorts are insane and I know exactly how to repel in them :D
ReplyDeletefashionagony@gmail.com
I need some Mackage for my package please!
ReplyDelete@hollygoeslight is following Mackage!
ReplyDeleteI would repel in these shorts, mainly because they match my skin tone exactly. Naked fupa....
so lovely!
ReplyDeleteElena from www.likeabirkin.blogspot.com
I dig these shorts because they are possibly the coolest, most impractical piece of clothing ever. They are like the physical manifestation of an oxymoron - sure to repel homo sapiens of the penile variety all around the world.
ReplyDeletePlus, I'm a Canadian who is a bit obesessed with Mackage and has yet to own a pair of leather shorts.
Twitter: @RoyaDee
Thanks for hosting the giveaway!
@juliaalxdr
ReplyDeletewould wear with my pink equipment blouse completing the full-body fupa camouflage...
@cillaberlyn
ReplyDelete1.Loved the fact you named then Fupa shorts!
2. They are the perfect shade of pink
3.Leather is sexy :)
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ReplyDeletefirst i would go outside and get some colour on my legs so they do not blend into my skin colour. then i would buy a sheer button up shirt. and i would accessorize like crazy. bracelets, large rings, and of course huge ass sunglasses.
ReplyDeletefinally a canadian designer. i hope i win.
@PostModernRun
i want leather shorts sooooo bad. and btw : pale pink leather shorts + extremely pale legs -> totally men repelling :)
ReplyDelete@francifra
Twitter: @wannarock
ReplyDeleteI like them because I'll hopefully be able to be beautiful w/ leather in my HOT country (Brazil). And I'll say: "Well, I got this via The Men Repeller, do u know this beyond cool blog?" *free propaganda*
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ReplyDeleteFreaking awesome shorts! Will wear a red shirt, cobalt blue heels and carry a pistachio green bag. Because I can. Color overload fupa!!
ReplyDeleteMy twitter ID is @diptea and I am following @mackage!!
@emmabell1 i live in the homeland of mackage, montreal. if i don't win, there's a very good chance i will bump into elisa or eran at garde manger or philemon and challenge them to a 3 am patron shoot off to earn this leather ass-cheek trophy. i'm also not afraid to entertain my way owning them. and boy do i have an aray of air instrumentals. vagine pink is the only color i will wear until labor day. i want to look naked all summer.
ReplyDeleteim also in new york for 6 weeks. if i dont win, can we atleast hang out?..please?
http://twitter.com/#!/emmabell1
Oooh leather fupa shorts, how do I love thee, let me count the ways... To begin, I think my fupa has been feeling neglected lately, and she could really use some cheering up. These shorts would definitely do the trick. Also, they would very much freak my boyfriend out (which to me is definitely a bonus), and last but not least, I recently purchased a pair of Jeffrey Campbell slouchy suede peep toe booties that have been so lonely without something as fabulous as these shorts to pair with them. So you would be making my fupa happy, my shoes happy, ME happy, and my boyfriend confused. The perfect combination if you ask me! :) @ItsMeKatrina on Twitter
ReplyDeleteof course @shawnakoontz is following Mackage.
ReplyDeleteAnd these shorts are a prime example of propellor to repeller. Get them thinking you're strutting half-naked then, BAM!, vagina pleats in the face.
err, pink pleats.
@HofiBS
ReplyDeleteLeather during fall. Leather during winter. Leather during spring. Leather during summer. Leather always.
The color is perfect for enjoying summer and the shape is so man repeller!
I'm @laurenmrees, I'm following Mackage and i would show off my shapely fupa in these bangin shorts with awkward shoes and big sunglasses for maximum repellation. Maybe with a silly hat, too.
ReplyDelete@procrast1nato2
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for them to make that ass-on-leather farting sound when I sit down...especially since they look so lady like - no one would ever think it was me.
@dollsfactory
ReplyDeleteI can use them to get slimmer. Actually I have a black pair of leather shorts and they work so good as a portable sauna. Perfect Man repeller pants. (kidding. I love the color actually and they go so well with my Valentino shoes )
@gibbsmaria
ReplyDeleteJust lost all my baby weight and so I'm back at my usual size 2 (yay!) but still repellling men with my new addition to my belly... the old stretch marks.... aaawwww...!
Would love to take these leather shorts home... to repell men as I usually do! Plus the leather is gonna make my Panamanian ass sweat like a kid in a playground in the middle of the summer!
Kiss, big kiss, little hug, big hug,
Maria
Oy a fupa you do not have my dear I think you'd have to be a hundred pounds heavier to have a fupa. Love the outfit however.
ReplyDeleteFashionable Collections
Here is a list of why I am slippery for those shorts.
ReplyDelete1. There's nothing better for swass and...swagina(?) than leather.
2. The colour makes it seem like "hey, her butt and front butt CAN'T be all sweaty and stinkers because they're made of smooth supple leather!"
3. Rich babies wear leather diapers.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-UHHHHH
@Nessie_D
first of all, I am totally accessorized like an egyptian today- gold collar necklace, kohl eyeliner. all I need is a jet black bob.
ReplyDeleteAll I can do is beeeggg....I've been wanting perfect leather shorts for literally three years- and you've find them, discovered my treasure trove I tell you. Gift them to me and I will even wear them to work (because nothing says office inappropriate like leather shorts), I'll wear them every day for a whole weekened- every weekend for a month. i'll wear them with brogues, with booties, with shooties, with vagina pursues (preferably in a matching pink). I.just.really.need.those.shorts.
kthanksloveyoubye.
@brennanmcmahon
@emilylwatson
ReplyDeletei would use these to show of my fupa accented with loads of arm candy and animal print.
Where I live there's one topshop, and there is literally no other on-trend shop in the entire area. What this means is that everybody looks exactly the same and even though I've taken my moolah online instead to find more fun stuff, I still am a bit glum about the sea of uniformity I live in. But these shorts, THESE SHORTS can set me free. Also for my eighteenth a few weeks ago I got two toasters 'for university'- pity me for the clothes I could have bought instead. These shorts could be the gift I never got.
ReplyDeletetweet me @notabird (get it.. 'tweet' like birds tweet but I'm 'Not-A-Bird'... oh nevermind)
@AlexaJaccarino
ReplyDeletethese leather shorts are purrrfect to, hmmm, warm you up if you're lucky enough not to man-repel?
((they're also a perfect basic piece for wearing to work now and through the fall with tights))
xo
@wearitwith
ReplyDeleteI love those shorts because the shade will blend in with my skin tone so perfectly, I will look like I am walking around naked on the bottom. A tan!? psh...I want the shorts and my legs to blend together and be ONE...pure repelling.
I basically want these shorts because I'm moving to a really small town next year, and I want to scare off any potential mates/friends. And the vagina pink color is awesome and so is the fact that you look naked in it. Honestly, what could be better
ReplyDeleteTwitter: @marieselim
I like these because how sweeet would they look with some leopard print details?
ReplyDeleteMe thinks they'd look very sweet.
x Camilla
intothefoldfashion.blogspot.com
I need these shorts because they will simultaneously accentuate my vagina in an unflattering way (via fupa) and conceal my vagina from leering male eyes (via similar skin tone to the shorts). If they can't notice my vagina, or simply see it in a repulsive manner, they will not know it is there to lust over. Problem solved.
ReplyDelete@kate_conqueror
@gracelee95
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted leather shorts! You can wear leather year-round and like you, I'd love to pull those shorts off with a white flowy top, giving a summer-y feel to the outfit.
#winning
;)
I'd like to thank you for forcing me to purchase the Alejandro Ingelmo for Chris Benz ... ever since I saw you in them i HAD TO HAVE THEM and they finally went on sale on shopbop. Grrrrrr.
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Megan
www.prettyinpinkmegan.com
me looky and me likey. i like because i only own two pairs of shorts and none of them are remotely leather like and a mix of canvas espadrilles and leather shorts makes me all sorts of excited.
ReplyDeleteplease please please pick moi!
@meghanbutler
@timbrelyfong
ReplyDeletei <3 vag colored leather
@aliceanna
ReplyDeletethe only thing more man repelling than leather shorts are vag-pink leather shorts!
LOVE clear looks!
ReplyDeleteYour blog is famous here in Brazil!
It´s in my favourites.
Hugs,
Nathy.
www.christianbeaute.com
@lore_na
ReplyDeleteit's leather! in my vaginal area. and not in a s&m way!!
Yeah.. I'm gonna need to win these.
ReplyDeleteWhy? You might be asking yourself..
Well, while I live in a state filled with sunshine and beach-goers, Ive been far too busy to follow the tan flamingo flocks, leaving my legs a perfectly tender blush color - making them blend perfectly with the MACKAGE shorts! You see - people will think I'm wearing no pants at all!
Tweet me!
@feeshoo
And whats even better, they will go perfectly with my brand new blush colored sheer top. So people might think I'm strutting my stuff au naturel. HA gotchya! (I might say)
All in all, I think giving me a hand in conducting what could be an extremely interesting (read: fashionable) social experiment is reason enough. Don't you?
@DanielleTravers Because I moved from Brooklyn to Idaho— which brings a whole new level of fun to (hu)man repelling. In a sea of Patagonia and Carhartt, my floor skimming skirts and lucite wedges leave people wondering if I'm a Mennonite gone astray (there's a relatively large Mennonite population in Idaho, but they don't usually wear Fendi). I wore an adorable pointy-shouldered romper out one night and accidentally won "Best Costume" in a costume contest I didn't enter (seriously). Getting dressed every day is a game: how will I confuse people (and repel men) today? These shorts are just begging to get into my repertoire.
ReplyDeleteAlso: Idaho doesn't offer a whole lot of access to man-repelling fashion, so declaring me the winner would sort of be like offering me the "FIrst Annual FUPA Shorts Scholarship for Underprivileged Man Repellers" (FAFUPAFASSUMR).
@jschussler
ReplyDeleteI like them because they can fool a man into thinking you are not wearing any pants and then they will discover, to their horror, that they are the hardest material to get into, leather. Lovely for fashion, kryptonite for man bits.
LOVE the shorts. You could pretty much wear these/repel anywhere..and I want to be clad in FUPA..as long as I can remove later! :)
ReplyDelete@sthornton follows the shit out of @mackage while repelling in the comfort of my bed.
ReplyDeletedreaming about looking hotter than a hefty, sweaty biker during leather week in San Fran wearing ass-less chaps. these are the shorts that will run and repel the hell out of everyone. move out of the way propellers, the equivalent to ass-less chaps (in style) are coming through.
1. I already followed Mackage after your last post!
ReplyDelete2. I am Canadian like them.
3. I have wanted leather shorts for the longest of times.
4. I TOO like to put birds on things. Like my toast.
5. The colour of these shorts will clash perfectly with my red hair and ghost skin.
6. These would look so rad with your Valentino's (but please still give them away).
@shrlala
ReplyDeletethis is the story of me and fupa
"is that your bum?" said my ma
brown, black, beige and tan
Imma turn it all around into a Peter Pan
Mackage makes the best vag-pink shorts
I will wow all the girls on the courts
lost in a world full of man-getter
let me do my thing n' man repeller
xx
@fashioniista16
ReplyDeleteI like them because they are cute, yet edgy. I can wear them to work, to go out and almost anywhere! And I love the color! I have also been a loyal Mackage follower since they first came on the scene (I live in Montreal and they started selling here first since they're from here)and I love everything they make. I would buy their entire website if I could! I am a hardcore Mackage fan! :)
These are glorious leather shorts. Vagina colored and pleated...perfection! Those pleats are exactly what I need to hide my lady boner as I wear them...they're what I call, Boner Bloomers...and I absolutely NEED them for summer!
ReplyDelete@olivejoe
My shorts collection well... it just... basically... needs a pair of man repelling, vagina-esque shorts added to it so I may accentuate my ever growing fupa (due to my daily fast food intake at college. Wow, that one was tough to admit).
ReplyDeleteDon't think owning these shorts will make me stop eating Chick-fil-a, they will just come with me as I rock them at the counter. Picture it: me in man repelling, vagina-esque shorts, stuffing my face with some fast food. How much more man repelling could you get? I dig it. A LOT.
So Mackage (and Leandra), help me out. You know you want to.
@mckenziestrawn
@VanesaVerdejo is now following Mackage... and @MenRepeller too, just so you know. ;)
ReplyDeleteI want those shorts so badly! I'm the master of men repelling here in my hometown. I gotta keep up that men-repelling-image somehow, and pink coloured leather pants would do the job just fine. Besides, I've actually been craving leather pants in other colours than black for some time now.
I even made the effort to google Fupa. It's now officially my favourite word in the english language. brilliant, this made my day!
for those who are as ignorant, but interested as me, this is what urbandictonary says about FUPA:
Acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"; common misinterpretations include "Fat Upper Pussy Area," "Fat Upper Penile Area" and "Farting Under Pelicans Asses." Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genetalia.
Love from Switzerland,
xoxo
http://quetzallisfreudianslips.blogspot.com/
I love to have a FUPA. Plus it's a gorgeous colour!
ReplyDelete@ReenaChohan
So I'm following Mackage on Twitter. I'm obviously already following you. I don't own any shorts. I know, that's sad isn't it? I really want a pair of leather shorts and this is actually the perfect color. I think it'll make my ass look smaller. I hope anyway.
ReplyDelete@ruthmarie86
ReplyDeleteThe blush color is so on trend right now...it's pretty much a neutral that goes with everything. And leather shorts...how awesome is that?
beautiful short looooooove ;)
ReplyDeleteSTREET STYLE: The Blonde Salad @ Paris
http://t.co/EHMtYmx
like many of your fellow man repellers, i too am a nice shade of pale, and i too would rock these shorts to the tune of "LOOK AT ME I'M NAKED JUST KIDDING BUT YOU DID A DOUBLE TAKE SO I WIN".
ReplyDeletethey're hot, but not as hot as i'd be all summer if i got the chance to wear them daily.
@CforNelligan
@frizzo3133
ReplyDeleteThese shorts would be such an asset to my summer collection. Their beautiful "blush" pink color is the perfect neutral to go with many an outfit to be frolicked in throughout the summer. Their pleats provide a sophisticated and fashion-forward detail that it takes a true repeller to appreciate. In all their man-repelling glory, these shorts are a highlight to any repellow's wardrobe, and I would be honored for them to be part of mine.
I would repel the hell out of everyone with those shorts. Seriously. Hi, my name is Megan and I am a shorts-aholic. In Charleston, in the summer, leather is a no no, so I would like to repel the rules as well as repel the people. I mean, if I could enter multiple times I would. It would be nice to seem half naked walking around, but in reality be sweating my ass off. Come on, don't you just want to give them to me? I enter every giveaway on your blog ... the odds are that I have to win won sometime ... I sure as shit hope its this time!
ReplyDelete@bellissimostyle
@NadineBenny
ReplyDeleteThese shorts make me sweaty and bring tears to my eyes. These shorts are hot summer sex. If they are mine, I will not take them off until it snows. When it snows, I will take them off to put tights on and put them back on.
I AM ANIMAL. I AM QUEEN OF JUNGLE. THESE SHORTS WILL BE MY MANE AND MY CROWN.
@jugglinginheels
ReplyDeleteI am slightly obsessed with leather shorts this season. This color is fabulous!
because they'll make me a standout b-school student when I start this fall.
ReplyDelete@slrosenzweig
@carlie_barley
ReplyDeleteI love these shorts because, between the leather and nude color, it's the closest you can get to sporting the ultimate man(and everyone)-repeller look: wearing someone else's skin, ala Silence of the Lambs.
PS- I swear I'm not a murderous psychopath; I just really want these shorts!
i love this outfit sooo much, it so effortless but it still looks amazing!!
ReplyDeletehttp://pinklemonsorbet.blogspot.com/
Meena xx
Well for starters - I once posted the most insane FUPA image on my blog... people were confused when the link directed everyone to the most vial image ever! http://behavefashionably.blogspot.com/2011/03/mustard-without-creton.html
ReplyDeleteSecondly - I am Canadian! So what do I like aboot the shorts eh? I have been struggling, eh, to find some fab, eh, leather shorts - these babies are hard to find there eh? So I would wear these killer shorts oot and aboot like you have no idea eh!
Thanks!
@bbolouri
@devynolin
ReplyDeleteI would probably pass out of excitement if I won these shorts because:
a) it is a Canadian label - represent, eh!?
b) they are leather... doesn't get much better (but wait, it does...)
c) they are NUDE leather, WTF. Heaven in a pair of shorts.
Good luck to me! Thanks for the opportunity!
@this_is_marissa
ReplyDeletethey're leather shorts...the color of my ass...what's not to love? imagine...the disappointment amongst the men when they think i am walking around sans pants but in actuality i am wearing LEATHER SHORTS..the color of my ass! yes.
@laurenagatstein:
ReplyDeleteThese are high waisted, bum/vagina obscuring, man repelling deliciousness. They will of course go well with my alder tree white legs, reinforcing their repelling nature.
Love the shorts and walking like an Egyptian....completely repelling! What do you think of my new leopard coat from ASOS?
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Recipes Fashion Marriage
@heavilyblunted
ReplyDeleteThe color on these shorts is fantastic! This spring I'm absolutely obsessed with blush tones, and I am ALWAYS into leather ;) I can already imagine all the hot summer days, getting out of my car with these leather wonders wedged so far up my ass it just looks like a skin flap. Kidding.
Okay, I'm half kidding. Love these shorts. REPELLERS UNITE!!!
@WhitneyClaire86
ReplyDeleteI reactivated my Twitter specifically for these shorts! I love the color and the fact that they are LEATHER!
Amazing outfit!
ReplyDeleteLove the jewelry!
http://sweetraspberryjam.blogspot.com/
xoxo
@jessicagilb
ReplyDeleteFupas in the mornin', fupas in the evenin', fupas in the summa-tiiime... perfect way to repel in the heat. love love love 'em.
@alexmahlerhaug
ReplyDeleteThis rather aptly captures the soundtrack that would be running through my leather-shorts-clad mind (thank you, Rodgers and Hammerstein):
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
---
Solely my instinctive fashion-reaction? Most likely so...but I particularly think that the "lay ee odl lay"s pair perfectly and fupa-ingly with the divine nude leather.
@JESS_DRM
ReplyDeleteI am always into leather and i love the color, it can work with everything!
You look amazing in this shorts !
ReplyDeletegreetings :)
I'm @lorsquilpleut, and now following Mackage.
ReplyDeleteThese pants are kind of perfect. I'd be honored to wield a FUPA of that quality. Because that's what the world is missing. More quality FUPA. More proud carriers of the FUPA torch. More people deeply dedicated to the message of FUPA. Seriously, what a lovely phenomenon -- a beautiful celebration of the human spirit, really. Actually, I'm a little vague on what it actually is, to be perfectly honest; but I'm sure it's just super.
Also: hey look I used html codes! Fancy!
I'm crazy about these shorts not only because the heavy pleats and insta-FUPA will repel straight men on the street but also because seeing ambiguously. nude. leather. shorts. in. the summer. will repel my office's gay HR director who finds any opportunity to critique my wardrobe because it's not sponsored by Business Casual R' Us! Equal-opportunity man-repelling shorts? A work of genius by Mackage!
ReplyDelete@ericachen
by "arm candy" i of course meant a "party on my arm" :)
ReplyDelete@emilylwatson
@isahrangme
ReplyDeleteleather shorts! in NOT black!! love the color! and i love leather
I'm new at repelling (I've been a natural all my life, but now I'm trying to have a purpose with it) & I believe a leather fupa would be a lovely start to full on repelling!
ReplyDelete@beccatoman
Dear holy Manrepeller
ReplyDeleteI follow thee with pride
once myself a propeller
now boobies want to hide
My arms are wrapped like candy
my crop top clashing prints
my grandma's curtains handy
my fupa running free
I am the one flamingo
whose closet got no shorts
please take me from this limbo
I know I might get snorts
But who cares? I'll have leather
far cooler than their shit
vagina pink to tether
my lady garden shut!!!
twitter: caticagomita
I need these shorts mainly because they will blend in with my skin. I will look like I'm not wearing pants...which could be propelling, but then as men realize that they are actually leather pants and the fact that I look like I don't have any lady bits (a.k.a. like a mannequin) in these shorts is probably disturbing to them = repelling. I enjoy their reactions.
ReplyDelete(Once I had a nude bandeau on under an AA lace top...minds blew when they realized that I was wearing a nude bandeau, because it looked like I had no nipples. It was puzzling to the general public.)
@feeonah
I have no clue what fupa is, have never listened to Kings of Leon, but I teach archaeology and actually have a PowerPoint slide that plays "Walk Like An Egyptian." Points for being a cool professor? Plus, fupa rhymes with stupa (another archaeological term) and wearing these could very well induce my students to wish they were inured in one...pupa like legs after all.
ReplyDeleteRhinestonewalk
following now! I would love to have these leather shorts because they are feminine (because of the color), but edgy (because they are leather). They are a light enough pink to basically go with any color, making them a staple in my wardrobe (hopefully ;) )
ReplyDeleteJulia
xo galmeetsglam.com
@chelsearozansky
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, I'm Canadian, as is Mackage, so automatically win. Secondly, those are some of the prettiest shorts I have ever seen! I am indeed passionate about leather and about shorts and especially leather used unconventionally. Conclusively, these are the perfect shorts and I would simply die if I won them.
xo
http://couturecultureblog.blogspot.com
OMG I love those!
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@twatpower
ReplyDeleteclearly, with these luscious shorts i would be found standing in the middle of the road with my arms waving frantically in leather coma, then I would magically be offered a ride by a leather lover motorcycle rider... a female biker obviously, the men would be too busy being repelled by the hide candy cuddling my legs.... i mean by the crazy arms... i mean the shorts.. i mean the arms.. i mean.... i live
these shorts would go with absolutely everything. i love the color also bc i'm trying to break away from the all-black wardrobe taking over my closet. plus i've been itchin' for a pair of leather shorts for oh, so long.
ReplyDeletexoxo
@ceciliachvz
Absolutely Love these leather shorts - am such a fan of the winter shorts that will transition from my summer wardrobe right into fall! Am now following Mackage on twitter - @carolmarienyc
ReplyDelete@marcellabotto
ReplyDeleteim just gonna put a bird on the shorts and wear them. no need for any other clothing just me and the bird flying free. and my supa fupa.
@jilljeffries
ReplyDeleteThese shorts would be a perfect companion to the summer heat (and me) because they will camoflage any hint of swamp ass.
@andalinasaid
ReplyDeletei really like shorts. like, i really like shorts. i used to live in atlanta where i could wear shorts from february until october. but i just moved to new york city where the short wearing season is somewhat (significantly) shorter. leather shorts though will extend my wearable short season well into fall (maybe with some repelling textured tights). also i love clothes that blend into my skin. and i love fupas. pick me pick me!
@NickyOdujirin
ReplyDeleteI like the Fupa shorts for three reasons:
1. They're camel, I love camel.
2. They're leather and I've been looking for the perfect leather shorts for ever.
3. They are versatile. I am already envisioning several outfits which incorporate these shorts.
Thanks so much for the giveaway! It would be nice to win, since I never win anything.
I believe that these shorts will help me, in all my paleness, blend into the rocks and sand of California's central coast. And who doesn't want to disappear into some rocks? They don't care about fupas.
ReplyDelete@fancybojangles
@rachelif is my twitter!!
ReplyDeleteSO basically I wrote in arabic cuz thats what they speak in Egypt RIGHT???
ÙŰ°ÙÙ ŰŁÙۧ ŰÙۧ Ù Ű«Ù ÙŰ°Ù Ű§Ù۳۱ۧÙÙÙ ÙŰŁÙ ÙÙÙ Ù Ű«Ű§ÙÙŰ© ÙÙŰ”Ù Ű§ÙŰ”ÙÙ! ÙŰŁÙ۶ۧ Ùۧ ŰŁŰłŰȘŰ·ÙŰč ŰÙ ÙÙۧ ۧÙÙ ŰŰŻ ÙŰšÙ۱ ÙÙ ŰŁÙ ŰۧÙŰ© ŰȘŰÙÙ Ű·Ű§ŰŠŰ±Ű© Ù۱ÙÙŰ©...، ۣ۫ۧ۱ŰȘ ŰŻÙŰŽŰ© ۧÙŰŹÙ ÙŰč ÙÙ 11 / 7، ÙۚۧÙŰ·ŰšŰč ÙÙ Ù Ű”Ű±... ŰŁÙ Ű±ŰšÙ Ű§ ŰšÙŰŻÙ Ű§ÙÙ Ű”Ű±ÙŰ© ŰȘŰŰȘ ŰčÙÙŰ§Ù Űș۱ÙŰ© ÙÙÙ .
SInce i wanna save your ass the trouble of google translate...heres the english
So i really like these shorts because the color is perfect for summer! and also i can wear them pretty much in any situation...flying a kite, wowing everyone in 7/11, and of course in EGYPT...or maybe my Egyptian themed bedroom.
Leather shorts! The color is amazing. I can't say I own too many leather goods (besides the usual boots and purses and an ollllld MJ-style jacket), so this would be a lovely addition! AND I have a pair of cute sandals that'd look amazinnng with them! Following on twitter too (@pancakeSTACKER)
ReplyDeletexoxo!
http://pancakeSTACKER.blogspot.com
Love the color, love the cut, love how you're modeling the *ish outta em...makes me believe I too can look just as effortlessly cool :D
ReplyDeleteThx for the giveaway!
xo-Julie
Peace. Love. LOL!
Twitter: HauteKhuuture
Haute Khuuture Blog
leather shorts are so impractical for summer. thats why i love them
ReplyDeletefollowed on twitter @bethanystruble
bethanystruble(at)yahoo(dot)com
The shorts are fucking amazing. thats really the end of it. butttt i'd like to style mine with a stellar printed silk blouse from tibi, my collection of obnoxious bangles i collect as a travel from continent to continent,my gold spike necklace layered with my super kewl sanskrit me & ro necklaces, my turquoise ring, cute wedges, and my super fly rebecca minkoff morning after bag that i adore dearly. help me be a repeller in the hot as hell city of new orleans. in these shorts i might get swamp ass (when your ass sweats--yikes!) but it sure as hell be worth it. ya heard?
ReplyDeletealsooooooooo my twitter is @embaline because my silly self forgot to write it. bummer.
ReplyDelete@lindsey_larson is now following @mackage
ReplyDeleteUsually, I read everyone's comments before posting my own (in order to check out the competition and all).
However, these inspirational pleated leather shorts seem like the perfect retina-befuddling item to have in my closet. I like them for the following reasons:
A) I have a black leather vest (with laces up the sides) and a silk black-and-white striped blouse that could combine with these shorts to create an anti-sorbet of an outfit. I don't want to cleanse peoples' palates - I want to look the way I imagine stale gum from a handrail would taste.
B) They have inspired me to come up with a new portmanteau (rather than gunt): pubic mons+ muffin top = muffin-mons. (He doesn't live on Dreary Lane.)
-lml
http://twitter.com/#!/DebyiyJB
ReplyDeleteI love it!!There's something about leather...it's timeless and it effortlessly.A Whether paired with a simple tshirt or a feminine ruffled blouse, leather shorts will add a tough yet chic edge to your spring/summer outfit.
p.s:
Fashion is—what fashion was,
It’s just that it’s “in fashion”.
And passion is—what passion was,
And that too is “in fashion”.
Designers choose the state of art,
Which only makes me wary.
‘Cause if Calvin Klein is in a bad mood,
What you look like might be scary.
I’ve dealt with schmattas for many years,
And I’ve seen both good and bad.
But seeing a septuagenarian in a mini-skirt,
That really makes me sad.
I say fashion is what you choose,
To wear, to move with ease.
Lots of black, with a splash of color,
And an extra layer, please.
Love Your blog<3
Amazing shorts! They're perfect because they're nude (or neutral, really) and kind of bad-ass in their texture.
ReplyDeleteTweet me: @LiveLoveLA
XXo,
Neekoh
@coco_chenel likes these because she's been wanting something from mackage for a long time. i like how the fupa color makes it suitable for spring/summer...pretty diff from brown/black leather shorts. it's like you're going bare in the garden of eden.
ReplyDeletethese shorts are f'ing amazing because:
ReplyDeleteleather (i work for zana bayne, so being obsessed with leather is kind of a requirement)
pleats
FUPA enhancement
vulvular color
look, babe. i'm gonna give it to you straight. i've wanted a pair of leather shorts for a year now, and i just can't justify the expense (i'm a broke-ass ho), so please take pity on me and choose me to win a pair of these beauties!
I have a F. U. P. A.
ReplyDeleteThat does not mean I don't get laid.
Leather shorts is where it is at.
Vagina pink, i'll look like one cool cat.
Style so flirty yet so repello.
Guys won't try to look up my legs and see my jello.
I love these shorts because they are perfect for me. The color is soft and delicate but on a tough material that is edgy. They would make me feel like a CONFIDENT WO(MANREPELLER).
I love I want.
Zareen Helaly
zareenhelaly@gmail.com
Following {like an Egyptian, if Egyptians used twitter?!}
ReplyDeleteI LOVE these, have been searching for a pair & would have a canary {heart attack} if I got these beauties!
emmabasilone@gmail.com
http://behindtheleopardglasses.blogspot.com/
I love the colors and images.
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following mackage - twitter/meganyounce
ReplyDeletemackage? more like package. that's what these shorts would give me. i would do the opposite of macking in these, all the more reason eh? EH?
(on top of that, when i clicked to post my comment, the captcha word was "husla" - blogger is clearly taunting me with descriptions the opposite of these repelling shorts)
@wooheeeeeee
ReplyDeletei think these egyptian sandy shorts belong to my canadian ass....perhaps i could
get caleb followill to scream 'she's such a charmer!!!!!' when i put on these shorts?? then again, he might add 'oh no' right after i rock him my man-repelling spirits ;) the subtle shine on the fabric is the key to these shorts.
I just peed a little bit... I have been raving about getting leather shorts all summer!
ReplyDeleteThis blog feature i was in is solid proof: http://karenrstyle.blogspot.com/2011/06/guest-bloggers-summer-clothes-blog.html
(answer to dream wish-listed item)
I think a part of me will die if i dont win this giveaway! I love the dressier look of leather shorts, especially in this vagina blush pink tone. It would look great with my silky blouses and some crochet tops!
They're just different than your average summer short..and different in a mans eyes always repels, which is an added plus. I JUST WANT THEM SO BAD; it makes me feel like an objective sexual
heres where you can hit me up, @Mackage
@kristin_eichenb
pretty please :)
@mshangg
ReplyDeletethe color and cut is perfect for pairing with a breezy top to make the hot summers here more bearable (:
@ShoppingCHChic
ReplyDeleteFUPA + camel toe + skin tone = perfection
Brings me back to my college days- My girls threw me a suprise bday party for my 20th- and we played "Pin the Tail on the Fupa". no kidding. Those were the good ole (inappropriate) days.....
Beyond fantastic!
ReplyDelete@kelseywilliams
ReplyDeleteStarting with those fantastic things, it would be too fun and easy to mix different textures into an outfit.
@kmrobey
ReplyDeletea statement piece like leather shorts is something every true man repeller should own! Love the color and being able to mix & match different outfits!
I love them because they are chic and nude!
ReplyDelete@LesCheapChic
I adore these shorts because they are neutral, but not boring by any means. I've also never owned anything pleated.
ReplyDelete@Swartyforce
This short has absolutely CHANNEL colors ! Karl'll like it ! you too !
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Following Mackage on Twitter as whyonly15spaces.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE these shorts because the pretty blush tone actually pairs well with a lot of colours in my wardrobe.Plus I've never before owned such fabulous shorts in all my life...literally since I'm not really a "shorts person" but I'm willing to gamble showing off my fat thighs in these since they are so keel-worthy! ♥ ^___^
csnvdc@yahoo.com
@MsTwirlySkirts is now following, and walking/talking very Egyptian-esque for the remainder of the day. I would jump like an Egyptian for these shorts because the color is so sweet but the fabric is so naughty and I would have a blast trying to turn them from propeller to repeller!
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I love the white and pink combination
ReplyDeletethose shorts are adorable
fashionistablogg.blogspot.com/
I have been dying for a pair of leather shorts. The, ahem, blush color just makes them that much more perfect.
ReplyDeleteFollowing Mackage! @GraceBCuddy
I admire this look-- As we progress through time and trends, women consistently gravitate towards bolder colors because that is, after all, the most obvious way to draw attention to oneself. This design, however, allows a girl to embody an elegant vibe that posses a subtle beauty...I'd love a pair- i can think of 10 outfits I'd put together around this one perfect pair of shorts :)
ReplyDelete@morgan_de_toi is now following...
I would love some leather shorts, especially shorts that would flatter the fupa!
ReplyDelete@nehammadali
@PETITEOLGA
ReplyDeleteLove the color of the shorts! I've been searching for a pair like these for ages!
xx Olga
La Petite Olga
@inwiththegold
ReplyDeleteI love the shorts for their even-lighter-than-my-skin-tone (or maybe the same, i will look naked from afar...!) and their pleatedness of course!
I lurve these fancy flamingo shorts for oh so many reasons. To start, I'm a pale individual and believe these shorts would toterly blend into my fupa and ASSet complexion. Next, because these shorts are skin tone colored, all the men will think I'm nakey. Then as they come closer because they'll think I'm a propeller, they will soon see my fupa and run for the hills. Bonus points for a man who is a vegan or vegetarian and doesn't like leather on the bodice. Mission Repeller: accomplished.
ReplyDelete@BirdOnABreeze
these leather shorts are just so good, perfect nude colour
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@loljlt666
ReplyDeleteI like these shorts because I have a naturally long torso that has guarded me from the fupa forever. I just want to fit in with my short torso'd gal pals for once, P L E A S E.
@AbbyKesti
ReplyDeleteTo explain to you exactly why these shorts are a necessity to me requires a quick story. A few months back I was browsing through Goodwill searching for the elusive pair of nude colored heels. Along the way I was finding nude colored clothing in abundance, but alas, no nude heels! My shopping companions were quite a bit confused, because after all, why would one want to look nude whilst wearing clothing? As if!!
This here proves that having a pair of nude, leather shorts in my closet would be perfect. Next time I run across those friends wearing them they'll gasp and shake their heads and say "My, my, she really is a strange cookie, isn't she?" And we all know that Strange Cookie is what we all aspire to be.
PS I walk like an Egyptian quite often. Talking like one may require some Youtubing though.
@gabspeterson
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone from nebraska has ever worn leather shorts. I'd like to be the first. But seriously, I get oogled when I wear platforms of any size in any situation, so I can't even imagine the reaction I'd get with LEATHER ON LEATHER LAYERING in June AND a fupa to match. The plight of Midwestern repellers.
because there'll be no more ass/thigh-sweat on leather-chairs!
ReplyDelete@hctremblay
ReplyDeleteI could trick everyone into thinking I was showing my naked fupa.
@abstractatoday
ReplyDelete@badler57... And following mackage as we speak.
ReplyDeleteWhy I love the shorts? Because I cannot imagine the lovely sound they must make sticking to a seat in the back of a taxi in the august NYC heat...fun! (and a totally hidden repeller bonus). They also do give off that faux-naked vibe but much less propelling than Carrie Bradshaw's naked dress. Same idea, much less appealing.
After going from working in a conservative finance office to now working at the office chez moi, I finally have free reign to release the inner repeller. And I can think of no better way to do that than with leather pleated shorts!
ReplyDelete@elleyao
@youareacinema....i followed mackage. and i like the shorts because they seem very versatile and who doesn't want flesh-colored (as the site put it) shorts?
ReplyDeletelove this blog btw.
Followed Mackage with @fashionableazns
ReplyDeleteWell, I work for a leather company which means liking anything leather is an occupational must; so what's not to love about leather shorts? Now Gimme Gimme!!
i love Mackage and loving this softer side of repelling.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.designers-artists.com
Leather in the summer is something only a man repeller truly understands. I would like to help spread the word. and my fupa.
ReplyDeletefollowed Mackage with @poppinbubbly
Followed Mackage with @GitteHersom
ReplyDeleteThey're pleated - what's not to like then, eh?
@aprildawnray I think I really need to step up my man repelling since I seem to be a glutton for punishment and keep dating the wrong men who seem so right at the time. These shorts would save me heart ache and pain and catapult me into the world of repelling. Pretty please. And I am also from Canada so they should come to me eh?
ReplyDeletetwitter: @style_rebellion
ReplyDeletei'm a diehard leather enthusiast...jackets, skirts, t-shirts, there really isn't anything that isn't better in leather (except maybe underwear...that could get awkward). plus, it makes you look like a total badass. combined with my equally undying love of neutral colors, me and those shorts were meant to be.
p.s. you're sort of my idol.
stylerebellion.blogspot.com
Coming from a conservative Indian background: the abuse of cows and skin revealing clothes are the two greatest evils of America.
ReplyDeleteAnd now they've merged into one!
Leather and shorts, you say? Rebel with a cause, and lookin damn fly while I'm at it, I say!
@jeyzika
@jamiemmyers
ReplyDeleteI need these shorts because:
1. They are leather. Everything should be made of leather (or varieties thereof, say shagreen, perhaps).
2. They are sort-of pink. I hate pink. Pink is gross. But sort-of pink works well for my freakishly pale complexion. It almost makes me look human.
3. They have pleats. I know you are all about man-repelling, and pleats are definitely that to the nth degree (well, maybe not on short leather shorts, but meh), but my thing is working an 80s soccer mom vibe that these shorts would help me do quite well. All they need is some Emmanuelle Khanhs and a dash of Celine...
4. And finally...I just need some more shorts, man!
Keep it real, homie :) xx
@slashiloveyou
ReplyDeleteI like wearing clothing items that are the same color as my skin. I'm incredibly pale.
@jezamania
ReplyDeleteTheses shorts are perfect for monochroming. I see myself wearing a tan equipment shirt ,my tan leather jacket, my tan toe pinching sandals and of course my olive skin. People would believe I am naked if they saw me. The deal breaker of these shorts is that they would give my parents an instant heart attack
Dear Man Repeller, I´m in love with leather shorts but I just can´t find them where I live. The color is perfect for summer. The best thing is that if I win the contest I will send you a picture wearing them and I promise that it´ll be the climax of the Man repeller´s blog, "You should see my skinny white legs mixed with the pink shorts, just perfect to repell guys"!! Thanks!! @stylepicture. www.stylepicture.blogspot.com
ReplyDelete@lisaywang
ReplyDeletebecause leather shorts are ammaazzzing and I need to unleash them on Los Angeles!
@sarasande
ReplyDeleteThese shorts are great. The pale pink color makes them girlie but the leather makes them equally badass. I can only dream of man-repelling swagger I would have while sporting a badass pink fupa... unless I won them of course!
The shorts are definitely a leather crave for summer. Definitely like to wear these with a James Perse tank and a Free People cardi. ME WANTS! Following on twitter @closetcravings
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@soyonsfabuleux
ReplyDeleteLOVE the shorts!! How can you not? I mean, they're leather. In addition to being bad ass leather, they have pleats. AND pockets. Doesn't get much better. I have pretty tan skin so the color would be just perfect.
@Arynnichole now following you and mackage
ReplyDeleteThe shorts are beaut and love the "Fupa" shade. I am a fellow canadian man repeller of sorts and would like to carry on this lovely summer repelling away, preferably in these shorts.
@Airynnichole following, bonus points for getting my name wrong? Maybe?
ReplyDeletejust adding a second post to show that I am begging. I'm on my leather shortless knees over here.
ReplyDelete@brennanmcmahon
I love these shorts because not only are they the perfect way to wear leather in the summer (i.e. pale in colour and in shorts form), but they are from a Canadian designer! And I am Canadian... and every good Canadian girl needs to fend off the denim clad, beaver yielding lumberjacks just as much as anyone else.
ReplyDelete@norajmacintosh
-Nora
Wow I can't believe I love this pair of shorts at first sight since blush vagina pink, oops I mean Fupa, is not usually my kind of colour!
ReplyDeleteHow thoroughly will I unleash my inner fupa? I'll find a top (or 2 or 3...) in the exact same shade and live in those outfits ALL SUMMER. Maybe a bag and shoes in the same shade too.
Once you go Fupa you'll never turn back ;)
@spanishlullabye
@dhodovsky following Mackage - check
ReplyDeleteWhy I love these shorts? That's simple. It's leather, slippery, and definitely going to help me never get laid. Oh wise Leandra, I'm following your lead and every day working towards the almighty FUPA. I NEED these shorts to complete the look. PLEASEEE. okay, that's enough begging. gimme.
@biancakelos
ReplyDeleteFew reasons WHY i need these:
1. I live in Canada, so why not wear something that exemplifies national pride? (the all-denim look is very 2009)
2. The leather gupa would not only repel men, but protect me from bug bites on my hiney
3. I just really think they're pretty
4. I have giveaways on my blog so it would be nice to receive something every now and again!!!
whineybitchplease.blogspot.com
@indigojuveniles
ReplyDeleteyew, love the myriad of colours of the vagina
i especially love the fupa pleating
'my fupa brings all da boiz 2 da yard, and im like its better than yours!'
@pattimf
ReplyDeletei love them because they are like the updated mom jeans... but in leather.. and in shorts...
Okay, gonna lay it allll out there.
ReplyDeleteReasons i am deserving of this precious gift:
1. I need clothing that puts my blinding skin in retrospect, aka this flesh-coloured chastity belt. I don't know if it would REALLY help my melanin predicament, because I've gotten the freaked-out stink-eye from men who then commented, "I thought you were naked from far away. ?" YOU WISH.
2. I need some major summer-style paddage to disguise my.. um, catheter. Catheter. CATHETER. That's more fun and scary than the "PENIS" game. Despite only needing to wear it for a few days because of surgery, and despite how fun it is to .. nevermind. ..PEEINABAG.. I feel that my bladder's ego could do with some petting.. but with buttery leather, not plastic tubage. YUMMMM.
you should do a post on fashionable ways to wear a catheter, AMIRIGHT? Or ways one could use self-defense with a catheter... that would be a lot of fun.
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.
@taryntula24
ReplyDeleteI lurv these fupa shorts so much I'll defy the laws of Miami physics this summer and wear 'em everywhere! And I mean OUTSIDE, no A/C.
Oh... ÙŰŁÙۧ ŰŁŰȘÙÙÙ Ű§ÙŰč۱ۚÙŰ©
Seriously bro
@9to5Chic
ReplyDeleteWay to make leather shorts romantic and summery! Love them and would wear them all. of. the. time.
Every girl needs some leather in their life, and my leatherless life is in desperate need of these shorts. SHORTS = HAPPINESS
ReplyDelete@alainatastic
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced that I've been on the hunt for a decent, man-repelling pair of leather shorts since last fall, when I passed up a pair of high-waisted shorts (for absolutely no discernible reason!) and I completely regret it every time I think about it. Which is a lot. This pair is considerably more man-repelling than my previous pair, and a lot more impractical for summer use, which makes them a must-have.
The pleats, the color, the inherent leather-ness of leather shorts are a man-getter don't, and, therefore, a man-getter DO.
Obvi following Mackage on the twitter spitter (@StaceTheAce)
ReplyDeleteBut why would these super cool shorts be a perfect accompaniment to my summer wardrobe, you ask? Because:
a)A monochrome flesh-toned outfit would be so crazy. I could look like Britney Spears in that "Toxic" video, minus all of those blinding crystals. Those would blind everyone on the street like those iced out watches, but I digress.
b)They would serve as the prime base for some pattern puke on top (needless to say, pattern puke is always a staple repelling method).
c)Layering shorts may of may not be a good idea, but these shorts make me want to find out...
d)Above all (my shameless pun on the "all of the above" option usually given in these multiple choice situations, tehe), these shorts would make me look like I totes magotes forgot my pants at home, and along with the looks-like-it's-my-real-body fupa, well, I can't resist anything that gives me an opportunity to ask, "You callin' me fat????"
i LOVE these bracelets!!! and those shorts are sick!
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canada.
ReplyDeleteleather.
nude.
shorts.
ultimate manrepellant.
need i say more?
@h_chowww
@kwinnubst
ReplyDeleteso many reasons to love these shorts! they basically epitomize the best parts of style: leather is timeless and classic, but can be roughed up, sassed out, accessorized, snazzed up, vintage-ized, dressed up, quirked out and most importantly...man-repelling to the max.
Mackage = followed
ReplyDelete@WhatAboutHarold
Can I just make a point here - For some time I have felt a somewhat outcast from the lovely little community culminating around this here blog, as I have apprently failed in my man repelling, and successfully acquired a man. BUT, then it came to me. Man repelling once you've GOT the man, is equally as life enhancing. Why?
Because of a few little scenrario's that go like this:
Me: (jokingly while dressing) hey, would you still love me if i wore this?
Man: (jokingly) haha, yes ofcourse!
*Next day meet up IN PUBLIC wearing yesterday's 'joke'*
Me: hey babe!
Man: Uh... hey... *shifty embarrassed eyes*
Me: still love me right?
Ahh the ultimate in man-squirming. Once they're roped in, the torture begins.
Why would i love these shorts? To continue my devilish man repelling ofcourse. One man in particular will forever thank you for sending them my way... muahaha.
As always, love your work.
xx
@White Cabana
ReplyDeleteLove them because they're Canadian. Big fan of Mackage!
@EMcoutts
ReplyDeleteWell, as i myself am Canadian i would repel Canuck style with these delicious leather shorts in summer AND winter. and i'm not talking about wimpy Toronto winter, i mean hardcore Winnipeg shit. i'd snazz up those shorts with some pumpkin coloured leggings, an oversized gray grandpa knit half tucked in and a huge wool scarf piled around my neck (a la turtle shell). in the summer i would throw on a cerulean blue silk blouse (buttoned up all the way, of course!), a paste diamond necklace (for some old jewish lady bling), some espadrilles, throw my hair in a top knot and BAM baby: instant repeller.
... or maybe with a Canadian Tuxedo?
@jenisue
ReplyDeleteWill flattery get me everywhere? Will flattery get me into a pair of those shorts? If so, I love your hilariously self-depricating blog. If not, the same sentiment still applies.
In these leather shorts, I will not unleash the FUPA, but instead... will debut... the FLUPA!!!!! The F LEATHER U P A. You can make this happen. Allow me to live the FLUPA dream, yes? K, gr8, thx bai.
@anacalderone
ReplyDeletewhy do i need these shorts you ask? besides the obvious gorgeous man repelling power they hold... a fupa can often be mistaken for a future man repeller! (artificially inseminated from donor sperm of course since the whole lack of men issue) and who doesn't want a seat on the subway? everyone knows you give up your seat for a cute little preggers lady! am i making my point here?
Love the matching handbag and shorts! You look amazing!
ReplyDeletelove the color!
ReplyDeleteOMFG-- I LOVE L-ORTS!!
ReplyDeleteI started wearing l-orts last year prior to a trip I was taking to buenos aires. Since I would be vacationing during their "pre-resort" era, I figured this city is so red-meat-friendly, so what better then to incorporate the rest of the carcase and drape myself all up in it?!? (it was a mild 60 degrees). Thus, two pairs of l-orts were incorporated into my suitcase ensembles, however post trip one pair tragically got destroyed via dry cleaning, so after sitting shiva--I feel as though adding this flesh color into my wardrobe would truly grant me h'shalom.
fingers crossed MR--fingers crossed!!
Awesome!!!
ReplyDeleteI followed them on twitter with Closet_Fashion.
I even sang the walk like an Egyptian while walking and talking like one ;)
These shorts are sooo perfect for summer and we can also use them to repel in the winter with crazy tights and socks...DOUBLE SCORE! :D
http://www.closet-fashionista.com/
@rebeccaklies
ReplyDeleteLoving the hot leather shorts in the hot summer months... Can't wait to rock them (and my hot fupa!)
@emilotta Um, so Mackage rhymes with package and we're trying to repel those right? Even though in these shorts my fupa will most likely attract loads and loads of packages. Big ones too. Yes, size matters. And size matters also when it comes to the shorts. Purrfect length. And perfect color. Perfect material. Did I say perfect? I didn't? I kid. Perfect (just in case) shorts.
ReplyDeleteI wantt.