Have Leather Shorts, On Us!

@WhittlesG now following Mackage aye aye captain!

I dig the Fupa shorts because it's like camoflage for my rear – the perfect shade to blend into my rosy pale complexion!

Crap. Someone beat me. I hope that doesn't negate my passion for said shorts.

I absolutely love that bracelet! How do you manage to decorate your arm like christmas tree and still make it chic as hell (if hell was chic)!

Annnnd… joined. Twitter: katriciab

Why would I like this shorts?
Ummm… cause vagina fupa is the new black!

Ps, I am having a very secret inner mind party for being first post

Annnnd… in the span on writing this, I no longer am. Sad tea party.

Peace, Katricia.
http://katriciab.com/skylark

i'm echo_dol; I like these shorts because I'll never be able to afford to clean them@

I want to confuse men when I wear these shirts in FUPA pink and in leather, even though it's so humid here, i wouldn't care, because i want it stick up my butt like a piece of gum.

@maelstormical
Chloe H

I love them! Leather on the ass is always a good idea.

@dianafakhouri

les années folles

I have shorts identical to these from Topshop in tan. I bought them just before Christmas as they were the closest thing I could find to lederhosen.

I love these but since I already own similar, I will let someone else win!

Even though these are in a skin color that possibly, from far away, could look like one isn't wearing any pants I will still be able to repell in them!

@rachelstec

No joke, I have a pair of brown leather high-waisted short shorts hanging on my wall over my couch in my apartment.
I'd use this scrumptious pair of light leather high waisted shorts as decor for my hips.

@nettaruth

These shorts are insane and I know exactly how to repel in them
fashionagony@gmail.com

@hollygoeslight is following Mackage!

I would repel in these shorts, mainly because they match my skin tone exactly. Naked fupa….

I dig these shorts because they are possibly the coolest, most impractical piece of clothing ever. They are like the physical manifestation of an oxymoron – sure to repel homo sapiens of the penile variety all around the world.

Plus, I'm a Canadian who is a bit obesessed with Mackage and has yet to own a pair of leather shorts.

Twitter: @RoyaDee

Thanks for hosting the giveaway!

@cillaberlyn

1.Loved the fact you named then Fupa shorts!
2. They are the perfect shade of pink
3.Leather is sexy

first i would go outside and get some colour on my legs so they do not blend into my skin colour. then i would buy a sheer button up shirt. and i would accessorize like crazy. bracelets, large rings, and of course huge ass sunglasses.

finally a canadian designer. i hope i win.

@PostModernRun

Twitter: @wannarock

I like them because I'll hopefully be able to be beautiful w/ leather in my HOT country (Brazil). And I'll say: "Well, I got this via The Men Repeller, do u know this beyond cool blog?" *free propaganda*

Freaking awesome shorts! Will wear a red shirt, cobalt blue heels and carry a pistachio green bag. Because I can. Color overload fupa!!

My twitter ID is @diptea and I am following @mackage!!

Oooh leather fupa shorts, how do I love thee, let me count the ways… To begin, I think my fupa has been feeling neglected lately, and she could really use some cheering up. These shorts would definitely do the trick. Also, they would very much freak my boyfriend out (which to me is definitely a bonus), and last but not least, I recently purchased a pair of Jeffrey Campbell slouchy suede peep toe booties that have been so lonely without something as fabulous as these shorts to pair with them. So you would be making my fupa happy, my shoes happy, ME happy, and my boyfriend confused. The perfect combination if you ask me! @ItsMeKatrina on Twitter

@HofiBS

Leather during fall. Leather during winter. Leather during spring. Leather during summer. Leather always.
The color is perfect for enjoying summer and the shape is so man repeller!

@procrast1nato2
I can't wait for them to make that ass-on-leather farting sound when I sit down…especially since they look so lady like – no one would ever think it was me.

@gibbsmaria

Just lost all my baby weight and so I'm back at my usual size 2 (yay!) but still repellling men with my new addition to my belly… the old stretch marks…. aaawwww…!
Would love to take these leather shorts home… to repell men as I usually do! Plus the leather is gonna make my Panamanian ass sweat like a kid in a playground in the middle of the summer!

Kiss, big kiss, little hug, big hug,
Maria

Here is a list of why I am slippery for those shorts.
1. There's nothing better for swass and…swagina(?) than leather.
2. The colour makes it seem like "hey, her butt and front butt CAN'T be all sweaty and stinkers because they're made of smooth supple leather!"
3. Rich babies wear leather diapers.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-UHHHHH

@Nessie_D

@emilylwatson

i would use these to show of my fupa accented with loads of arm candy and animal print.

@AlexaJaccarino

these leather shorts are purrrfect to, hmmm, warm you up if you're lucky enough not to man-repel?

((they're also a perfect basic piece for wearing to work now and through the fall with tights))

xo

I basically want these shorts because I'm moving to a really small town next year, and I want to scare off any potential mates/friends. And the vagina pink color is awesome and so is the fact that you look naked in it. Honestly, what could be better

Twitter: @marieselim

I need these shorts because they will simultaneously accentuate my vagina in an unflattering way (via fupa) and conceal my vagina from leering male eyes (via similar skin tone to the shorts). If they can't notice my vagina, or simply see it in a repulsive manner, they will not know it is there to lust over. Problem solved.

@kate_conqueror

I'd like to thank you for forcing me to purchase the Alejandro Ingelmo for Chris Benz … ever since I saw you in them i HAD TO HAVE THEM and they finally went on sale on shopbop. Grrrrrr.

xoxo,
Megan
http://www.prettyinpinkmegan.com

@timbrelyfong

i <3 vag colored leather

LOVE clear looks!
Your blog is famous here in Brazil!
It´s in my favourites.
Hugs,
Nathy.
http://www.christianbeaute.com

Yeah.. I'm gonna need to win these.
Why? You might be asking yourself..
Well, while I live in a state filled with sunshine and beach-goers, Ive been far too busy to follow the tan flamingo flocks, leaving my legs a perfectly tender blush color – making them blend perfectly with the MACKAGE shorts! You see – people will think I'm wearing no pants at all!

Tweet me!
@feeshoo
And whats even better, they will go perfectly with my brand new blush colored sheer top. So people might think I'm strutting my stuff au naturel. HA gotchya! (I might say)

All in all, I think giving me a hand in conducting what could be an extremely interesting (read: fashionable) social experiment is reason enough. Don't you?

@jschussler

I like them because they can fool a man into thinking you are not wearing any pants and then they will discover, to their horror, that they are the hardest material to get into, leather. Lovely for fashion, kryptonite for man bits.

@sthornton follows the shit out of @mackage while repelling in the comfort of my bed.

dreaming about looking hotter than a hefty, sweaty biker during leather week in San Fran wearing ass-less chaps. these are the shorts that will run and repel the hell out of everyone. move out of the way propellers, the equivalent to ass-less chaps (in style) are coming through.

@shrlala

this is the story of me and fupa
"is that your bum?" said my ma
brown, black, beige and tan
Imma turn it all around into a Peter Pan
Mackage makes the best vag-pink shorts
I will wow all the girls on the courts
lost in a world full of man-getter
let me do my thing n' man repeller

xx

These are glorious leather shorts. Vagina colored and pleated…perfection! Those pleats are exactly what I need to hide my lady boner as I wear them…they're what I call, Boner Bloomers…and I absolutely NEED them for summer!

@olivejoe

@VanesaVerdejo is now following Mackage… and @MenRepeller too, just so you know.

I want those shorts so badly! I'm the master of men repelling here in my hometown. I gotta keep up that men-repelling-image somehow, and pink coloured leather pants would do the job just fine. Besides, I've actually been craving leather pants in other colours than black for some time now.
I even made the effort to google Fupa. It's now officially my favourite word in the english language. brilliant, this made my day!

for those who are as ignorant, but interested as me, this is what urbandictonary says about FUPA:

Acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"; common misinterpretations include "Fat Upper Pussy Area," "Fat Upper Penile Area" and "Farting Under Pelicans Asses." Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genetalia.

Love from Switzerland,
xoxo
http://quetzallisfreudianslips.blogspot.com/

So I'm following Mackage on Twitter. I'm obviously already following you. I don't own any shorts. I know, that's sad isn't it? I really want a pair of leather shorts and this is actually the perfect color. I think it'll make my ass look smaller. I hope anyway.

beautiful short looooooove

STREET STYLE: The Blonde Salad @ Paris
http://t.co/EHMtYmx

@frizzo3133

These shorts would be such an asset to my summer collection. Their beautiful "blush" pink color is the perfect neutral to go with many an outfit to be frolicked in throughout the summer. Their pleats provide a sophisticated and fashion-forward detail that it takes a true repeller to appreciate. In all their man-repelling glory, these shorts are a highlight to any repellow's wardrobe, and I would be honored for them to be part of mine.

@NadineBenny

These shorts make me sweaty and bring tears to my eyes. These shorts are hot summer sex. If they are mine, I will not take them off until it snows. When it snows, I will take them off to put tights on and put them back on.

I AM ANIMAL. I AM QUEEN OF JUNGLE. THESE SHORTS WILL BE MY MANE AND MY CROWN.

because they'll make me a standout b-school student when I start this fall.

@slrosenzweig

i love this outfit sooo much, it so effortless but it still looks amazing!!

http://pinklemonsorbet.blogspot.com/

Meena xx

@devynolin

I would probably pass out of excitement if I won these shorts because:
a) it is a Canadian label – represent, eh!?
b) they are leather… doesn't get much better (but wait, it does…)
c) they are NUDE leather, WTF. Heaven in a pair of shorts.

Good luck to me! Thanks for the opportunity!

@laurenagatstein:

These are high waisted, bum/vagina obscuring, man repelling deliciousness. They will of course go well with my alder tree white legs, reinforcing their repelling nature.

@heavilyblunted

The color on these shorts is fantastic! This spring I'm absolutely obsessed with blush tones, and I am ALWAYS into leather I can already imagine all the hot summer days, getting out of my car with these leather wonders wedged so far up my ass it just looks like a skin flap. Kidding.

Okay, I'm half kidding. Love these shorts. REPELLERS UNITE!!!

Amazing outfit!

Love the jewelry!

http://sweetraspberryjam.blogspot.com/

xoxo

@alexmahlerhaug

This rather aptly captures the soundtrack that would be running through my leather-shorts-clad mind (thank you, Rodgers and Hammerstein):

High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

—
Solely my instinctive fashion-reaction? Most likely so…but I particularly think that the "lay ee odl lay"s pair perfectly and fupa-ingly with the divine nude leather.

You look amazing in this shorts !
greetings

I'm crazy about these shorts not only because the heavy pleats and insta-FUPA will repel straight men on the street but also because seeing ambiguously. nude. leather. shorts. in. the summer. will repel my office's gay HR director who finds any opportunity to critique my wardrobe because it's not sponsored by Business Casual R' Us! Equal-opportunity man-repelling shorts? A work of genius by Mackage!

@ericachen

@isahrangme

leather shorts! in NOT black!! love the color! and i love leather

Dear holy Manrepeller
I follow thee with pride
once myself a propeller
now boobies want to hide

My arms are wrapped like candy
my crop top clashing prints
my grandma's curtains handy
my fupa running free

I am the one flamingo
whose closet got no shorts
please take me from this limbo
I know I might get snorts

But who cares? I'll have leather
far cooler than their shit
vagina pink to tether
my lady garden shut!!!

twitter: caticagomita

I have no clue what fupa is, have never listened to Kings of Leon, but I teach archaeology and actually have a PowerPoint slide that plays "Walk Like An Egyptian." Points for being a cool professor? Plus, fupa rhymes with stupa (another archaeological term) and wearing these could very well induce my students to wish they were inured in one…pupa like legs after all.
Rhinestonewalk

@chelsearozansky

First of all, I'm Canadian, as is Mackage, so automatically win. Secondly, those are some of the prettiest shorts I have ever seen! I am indeed passionate about leather and about shorts and especially leather used unconventionally. Conclusively, these are the perfect shorts and I would simply die if I won them.

xo
http://couturecultureblog.blogspot.com

@twatpower

clearly, with these luscious shorts i would be found standing in the middle of the road with my arms waving frantically in leather coma, then I would magically be offered a ride by a leather lover motorcycle rider… a female biker obviously, the men would be too busy being repelled by the hide candy cuddling my legs…. i mean by the crazy arms… i mean the shorts.. i mean the arms.. i mean…. i live

Absolutely Love these leather shorts – am such a fan of the winter shorts that will transition from my summer wardrobe right into fall! Am now following Mackage on twitter – @carolmarienyc

@jilljeffries

These shorts would be a perfect companion to the summer heat (and me) because they will camoflage any hint of swamp ass.

@NickyOdujirin

I like the Fupa shorts for three reasons:
1. They're camel, I love camel.
2. They're leather and I've been looking for the perfect leather shorts for ever.
3. They are versatile. I am already envisioning several outfits which incorporate these shorts.

Thanks so much for the giveaway! It would be nice to win, since I never win anything.

@rachelif is my twitter!!
SO basically I wrote in arabic cuz thats what they speak in Egypt RIGHT???
لذلك أنا حقا مثل هذه السراويل لأن لون مثالية لفصل الصيف! وأيضا لا أستطيع حملها الى حد كبير في أي حالة تحلق طائرة ورقية…، أثارت دهشة الجميع في 11 / 7، وبالطبع في مصر… أو ربما بلدي المصرية تحت عنوان غرفة نوم.
SInce i wanna save your ass the trouble of google translate…heres the english
So i really like these shorts because the color is perfect for summer! and also i can wear them pretty much in any situation…flying a kite, wowing everyone in 7/11, and of course in EGYPT…or maybe my Egyptian themed bedroom.

Love the color, love the cut, love how you're modeling the *ish outta em…makes me believe I too can look just as effortlessly cool

Thx for the giveaway!

xo-Julie
Peace. Love. LOL!
Twitter: HauteKhuuture

Haute Khuuture Blog

The shorts are fucking amazing. thats really the end of it. butttt i'd like to style mine with a stellar printed silk blouse from tibi, my collection of obnoxious bangles i collect as a travel from continent to continent,my gold spike necklace layered with my super kewl sanskrit me & ro necklaces, my turquoise ring, cute wedges, and my super fly rebecca minkoff morning after bag that i adore dearly. help me be a repeller in the hot as hell city of new orleans. in these shorts i might get swamp ass (when your ass sweats–yikes!) but it sure as hell be worth it. ya heard?

@lindsey_larson is now following @mackage

Usually, I read everyone's comments before posting my own (in order to check out the competition and all).
However, these inspirational pleated leather shorts seem like the perfect retina-befuddling item to have in my closet. I like them for the following reasons:
A) I have a black leather vest (with laces up the sides) and a silk black-and-white striped blouse that could combine with these shorts to create an anti-sorbet of an outfit. I don't want to cleanse peoples' palates – I want to look the way I imagine stale gum from a handrail would taste.
B) They have inspired me to come up with a new portmanteau (rather than gunt): pubic mons+ muffin top = muffin-mons. (He doesn't live on Dreary Lane.)

-lml

Amazing shorts! They're perfect because they're nude (or neutral, really) and kind of bad-ass in their texture.

Tweet me: @LiveLoveLA

XXo,
Neekoh

these shorts are f'ing amazing because:

leather (i work for zana bayne, so being obsessed with leather is kind of a requirement)
pleats
FUPA enhancement
vulvular color

look, babe. i'm gonna give it to you straight. i've wanted a pair of leather shorts for a year now, and i just can't justify the expense (i'm a broke-ass ho), so please take pity on me and choose me to win a pair of these beauties!

Following {like an Egyptian, if Egyptians used twitter?!}

I LOVE these, have been searching for a pair & would have a canary {heart attack} if I got these beauties!

emmabasilone@gmail.com
http://behindtheleopardglasses.blogspot.com/

following mackage – twitter/meganyounce

mackage? more like package. that's what these shorts would give me. i would do the opposite of macking in these, all the more reason eh? EH?

(on top of that, when i clicked to post my comment, the captcha word was "husla" – blogger is clearly taunting me with descriptions the opposite of these repelling shorts)

I just peed a little bit… I have been raving about getting leather shorts all summer!

This blog feature i was in is solid proof: http://karenrstyle.blogspot.com/2011/06/guest-bloggers-summer-clothes-blog.html
(answer to dream wish-listed item)

I think a part of me will die if i dont win this giveaway! I love the dressier look of leather shorts, especially in this vagina blush pink tone. It would look great with my silky blouses and some crochet tops!

They're just different than your average summer short..and different in a mans eyes always repels, which is an added plus. I JUST WANT THEM SO BAD; it makes me feel like an objective sexual

heres where you can hit me up, @Mackage
@kristin_eichenb
pretty please

@ShoppingCHChic

FUPA + camel toe + skin tone = perfection
Brings me back to my college days- My girls threw me a suprise bday party for my 20th- and we played "Pin the Tail on the Fupa". no kidding. Those were the good ole (inappropriate) days…..

@kelseywilliams

Starting with those fantastic things, it would be too fun and easy to mix different textures into an outfit.

I love them because they are chic and nude!
@LesCheapChic

This short has absolutely CHANNEL colors ! Karl'll like it ! you too !

http://monsacbyme.com

@MsTwirlySkirts is now following, and walking/talking very Egyptian-esque for the remainder of the day. I would jump like an Egyptian for these shorts because the color is so sweet but the fabric is so naughty and I would have a blast trying to turn them from propeller to repeller!

http://mstwirlyskirts.com

I have been dying for a pair of leather shorts. The, ahem, blush color just makes them that much more perfect.

Following Mackage! @GraceBCuddy

I would love some leather shorts, especially shorts that would flatter the fupa!

@nehammadali

@inwiththegold

I love the shorts for their even-lighter-than-my-skin-tone (or maybe the same, i will look naked from afar…!) and their pleatedness of course!

these leather shorts are just so good, perfect nude colour

http://elenavasilieva.blogspot.com/
x

@AbbyKesti

To explain to you exactly why these shorts are a necessity to me requires a quick story. A few months back I was browsing through Goodwill searching for the elusive pair of nude colored heels. Along the way I was finding nude colored clothing in abundance, but alas, no nude heels! My shopping companions were quite a bit confused, because after all, why would one want to look nude whilst wearing clothing? As if!!

This here proves that having a pair of nude, leather shorts in my closet would be perfect. Next time I run across those friends wearing them they'll gasp and shake their heads and say "My, my, she really is a strange cookie, isn't she?" And we all know that Strange Cookie is what we all aspire to be.

PS I walk like an Egyptian quite often. Talking like one may require some Youtubing though.

because there'll be no more ass/thigh-sweat on leather-chairs!

@abstractatoday

After going from working in a conservative finance office to now working at the office chez moi, I finally have free reign to release the inner repeller. And I can think of no better way to do that than with leather pleated shorts!

@elleyao

Followed Mackage with @fashionableazns
Well, I work for a leather company which means liking anything leather is an occupational must; so what's not to love about leather shorts? Now Gimme Gimme!!

Leather in the summer is something only a man repeller truly understands. I would like to help spread the word. and my fupa.

followed Mackage with @poppinbubbly

@aprildawnray I think I really need to step up my man repelling since I seem to be a glutton for punishment and keep dating the wrong men who seem so right at the time. These shorts would save me heart ache and pain and catapult me into the world of repelling. Pretty please. And I am also from Canada so they should come to me eh?

Coming from a conservative Indian background: the abuse of cows and skin revealing clothes are the two greatest evils of America.
And now they've merged into one!

Leather and shorts, you say? Rebel with a cause, and lookin damn fly while I'm at it, I say!

@jeyzika

@slashiloveyou

I like wearing clothing items that are the same color as my skin. I'm incredibly pale.

Dear Man Repeller, I´m in love with leather shorts but I just can´t find them where I live. The color is perfect for summer. The best thing is that if I win the contest I will send you a picture wearing them and I promise that it´ll be the climax of the Man repeller´s blog, "You should see my skinny white legs mixed with the pink shorts, just perfect to repell guys"!! Thanks!! @stylepicture. http://www.stylepicture.blogspot.com

@sarasande
These shorts are great. The pale pink color makes them girlie but the leather makes them equally badass. I can only dream of man-repelling swagger I would have while sporting a badass pink fupa… unless I won them of course!

@soyonsfabuleux

LOVE the shorts!! How can you not? I mean, they're leather. In addition to being bad ass leather, they have pleats. AND pockets. Doesn't get much better. I have pretty tan skin so the color would be just perfect.

@Airynnichole following, bonus points for getting my name wrong? Maybe?

I love these shorts because not only are they the perfect way to wear leather in the summer (i.e. pale in colour and in shorts form), but they are from a Canadian designer! And I am Canadian… and every good Canadian girl needs to fend off the denim clad, beaver yielding lumberjacks just as much as anyone else.
@norajmacintosh

-Nora

@dhodovsky following Mackage – check

Why I love these shorts? That's simple. It's leather, slippery, and definitely going to help me never get laid. Oh wise Leandra, I'm following your lead and every day working towards the almighty FUPA. I NEED these shorts to complete the look. PLEASEEE. okay, that's enough begging. gimme.

@indigojuveniles
yew, love the myriad of colours of the vagina
i especially love the fupa pleating
'my fupa brings all da boiz 2 da yard, and im like its better than yours!'

Okay, gonna lay it allll out there.
Reasons i am deserving of this precious gift:

1. I need clothing that puts my blinding skin in retrospect, aka this flesh-coloured chastity belt. I don't know if it would REALLY help my melanin predicament, because I've gotten the freaked-out stink-eye from men who then commented, "I thought you were naked from far away. ?" YOU WISH.
2. I need some major summer-style paddage to disguise my.. um, catheter. Catheter. CATHETER. That's more fun and scary than the "PENIS" game. Despite only needing to wear it for a few days because of surgery, and despite how fun it is to .. nevermind. ..PEEINABAG.. I feel that my bladder's ego could do with some petting.. but with buttery leather, not plastic tubage. YUMMMM.

you should do a post on fashionable ways to wear a catheter, AMIRIGHT? Or ways one could use self-defense with a catheter… that would be a lot of fun.

THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.

@9to5Chic

Way to make leather shorts romantic and summery! Love them and would wear them all. of. the. time.

@alainatastic

I'm convinced that I've been on the hunt for a decent, man-repelling pair of leather shorts since last fall, when I passed up a pair of high-waisted shorts (for absolutely no discernible reason!) and I completely regret it every time I think about it. Which is a lot. This pair is considerably more man-repelling than my previous pair, and a lot more impractical for summer use, which makes them a must-have.

The pleats, the color, the inherent leather-ness of leather shorts are a man-getter don't, and, therefore, a man-getter DO.

i LOVE these bracelets!!! and those shorts are sick!

http://www.dragonnfruit.com

@kwinnubst

so many reasons to love these shorts! they basically epitomize the best parts of style: leather is timeless and classic, but can be roughed up, sassed out, accessorized, snazzed up, vintage-ized, dressed up, quirked out and most importantly…man-repelling to the max.

@White Cabana

Love them because they're Canadian. Big fan of Mackage!

@jenisue

Will flattery get me everywhere? Will flattery get me into a pair of those shorts? If so, I love your hilariously self-depricating blog. If not, the same sentiment still applies.

In these leather shorts, I will not unleash the FUPA, but instead… will debut… the FLUPA!!!!! The F LEATHER U P A. You can make this happen. Allow me to live the FLUPA dream, yes? K, gr8, thx bai.

Love the matching handbag and shorts! You look amazing!

OMFG– I LOVE L-ORTS!!
I started wearing l-orts last year prior to a trip I was taking to buenos aires. Since I would be vacationing during their "pre-resort" era, I figured this city is so red-meat-friendly, so what better then to incorporate the rest of the carcase and drape myself all up in it?!? (it was a mild 60 degrees). Thus, two pairs of l-orts were incorporated into my suitcase ensembles, however post trip one pair tragically got destroyed via dry cleaning, so after sitting shiva–I feel as though adding this flesh color into my wardrobe would truly grant me h'shalom.
fingers crossed MR–fingers crossed!!

@rebeccaklies
Loving the hot leather shorts in the hot summer months… Can't wait to rock them (and my hot fupa!)

@sarah_weir

These shorts should be mine because we all know there's nothing quite as man-repelling as a sweaty nether-region. Long live leather in summer.

@jesselyman

Why do I LOVE these shorts? Well, #1 Mackage is Canadian, as am I and I have been following their designs and successes here in Canada for years. Number two, I will make you an acrostic poem of why I love these lovely leather shorts.

S- sexy skin colored (aka nude)
H- heavily fierce! Rawr!
O- overtly sexy? I think not.
R- Romantically repelling.
T- Tempting to eat… if you like leather
S- short but sweet

These would be an excellent addition to my summer/ spring/ winter and fall wardrobe. MACKAGE FOR THE WIN!

love them because they're SO beautiful & Canadian too! I WANT THEM SO BAAAAADDDDDDDDDD.

following on twitter with angela_matina

@nikimalek

without these shorts i'd be forced to succumb to the painful duty of hedge trimming for the amount of plumage in my lady garden has become far too dense for non-pleated shorts to accommodate.

i have an appointment on thursday at 12:05PM EST, just in case. ah!

Nothing would make me prouder of my FUPA than those lush leather shorts. The only thing more man repelling than a FUPA is a LFUPA. yes please.

@KristenGillies

@ilikepalmtrees

My Fupa… How do I begin to explain my Fupa?
1. My Fupa is flawless.
2. It's insured for $10,000.
3. My Fupa does car commercials… in Japan.
4. It's favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
5. One time it met John Stamos on a plane…and he told me it was pretty.

And lastly…my fupa wold not only fit perfectly in those shorts, but the shorts would actually make my fupa even more awesome.

got to get back to the projection room above the auditorium!

@catherineechang

Nothing says "down for a good time" like blush tone leather shorts filled with sweat. They'll really accentuate my one legged flamingo stance that I use to attract (detract) males.

I neeeeeeed these.

@em_mai – pink & shorts – two items that certainly repel my man too perfect I need I want I love I gotta to have them……following Mackage on Twitter – Love that they are a Canadian Brand…Irish gal living in Toronto x

@AliMarieKing

I want these shorts for many reasons (many of which are listed above) I mean they're beautiful, who wouldn't..

But most importantly I'd just love to look Fupa Dupa fly like Missy Elliott in her video "Rain" circa 1997 (with a obviously 2011 upgraded touch from Mackage). She rocks that leather body suit like the Man Repeller she's always been. I can't help but want to rock those Fupa loving shorts like the Man Repeller I am!

Just in case you need a visual..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHcyJPTTn9w

@bargainbex

i did done follow on twitter, just like you asked … and why oh why do i like the leather shorts? hmm. well … they do look to have the same consistency as one of my all-time favorite summer snacks: the fruit roll-up … and nothing says fupa like food. am i right or am i right?

@shannonandon Nude shoes=longer legs. Nude shorts=longer vagina? No one has ever complimented me on my lengthy lady-bits, but I really hope that gets remedied very soon. Plus, nude leather goes with everything, eye-watering neons, white ruffled loveliness, Klingon dueling swords, etc.

@arequat

perfect cut, perfect shape, perfect colour

@erinpoettcker

Pleats are sexy. Blush is sexy. Leather is sexy. Canadians are sexy…and I'm Canadian. Love Mackage and have also been lusting over their leather jackets for a good long time, but why not some shorts too? We have a good month of summer ahead of us!

HI! I would love to win the leather shorts from Mackage, first off because I love their stuff and I simply can't afford their pieces. The shorts are so chic and I would rock them all summer long! It would be the first high nd design label article of clothing I would own! Just the thrill to know they are mine and I get to wear such gorgeous shorts would just make me the happiest girl ever! ANd since I'm canadian its would be cool to support a canadian brand!

Why do I like the leather Mackage shorts? Um…leather? Check. Blush pink? Check. Shorts? Check. Pleats? Check. Do I need to continue?

@ClouboutinGirl

And i love those shorts, because they are so cute! Don't know what else to way. I love the Fupa colour, because it makes them so summery, and light. I just LOVE them! And i actually have been looking for a pair of leather shorts for summer, so this contest, and these shorts are PERFECT!

@esaloni I like em cause they are tres gunty. tres fupa…. and a girl like me needs to represent the man repelling in my nether regions and the nether regions of Canada where people just don't get it. i love to making people feel uncomfortable via my clothing. its fun. plus i believe that the peeps at Mackage would WANT me to have em cause they live up here tooo! they get it…werd.

@K_Essenpreis

Love the color! They'd go great with my summer-themed whips & chains..

I like these baby's because Mackage looks like package, which infers that you've got a surprise under your shorts, fupa or otherwise…

Anyway, I think these are beautiful and would love to wear them on bright, sunny days.

I agree with you, that sometimes, these New York gentlemen get the wrong idea about man-repellers. These dudes become ensnared by the sight of bare shoulders and long legs.

I've devised a fun solution to combat this common issue. These shorts, in true repeller fashion, are the same color as our lady-bits. BUT would also prove an essential tool to any summer wardrobe….cultivating an unsightly upper thigh tan-line. "What would this do," you ask? Well, when said gentleman begins the process of undressing our pretty, little selves (this is hypothetical, of course…man-repeller's don't get any tail) he and his little gentleman would become confused at the sight of our naked bodies, STILL sporting an elusive pair of shorts.

And what's more man-repelling than looking fully clothed while in the nude? NOTHING, I say!

Yeah!

@hillaryroses

@Mackage – dying to score some flesh colored shorts from @ManRepeller so I can relish the nudist double-take!

@leahwhitney

I love these because manrepeller loves them. and I would wear them every day of my life.

If I were entrusted with these shorts, I believe they would give me enough power to solidify my reign as the headmost Repeller in the state of Connecticut. I have taken your word and brought it to the New England area. With this FUPA piece, the Repeller Movement of CT will find permanence!

@laurelanneb

@boboesoptimo – I like the shorts because they are the color of my legs. When dudes look at me, they will think I am naked and want to do me; when in actuality, they will simply be blueballed as I skip off into the sunset in those leg-colored shorts. (mwahahaHAHAHA)

in the name of thematic continuity and man-repelling, i'd throw a meat top on, to go with the cowhide on my arse. and wear it to eat as i munchy munch on some steak

@jheaneeeeeelle

I'm in love with the shorts because one they are beautiful and look fabulously man repelling on you! And two they are Canadian made like me!!

@zedandess

i need i need!!
joan cusack taught me to hold leather above everything else.
@lapetitechipie

@clurrr11

i dedicate this to the man repeller and to the fabulous designers of the fabulous brand, mackage.

a haiku:

i love leather shorts
they are so pretty and pink
to keep me single.

thank you thank you, ladies and gentlemen. actually just ladies because i'm obviously too obnoxious for the male gender.

love you, mean it, want the shorts.

Must. Have. Shorts. To. Repel.

Gotta love getting double takes when you wear bottoms that look like your bottom!

Can rock these right now! or with tights & booties and socks and…etc. love layers) in the fall!

Stephanie Leigh
@OneShoeAtATime

Love these shorts, and so hope I get to win these to show off my FUPA!!! Lol. L/K!!

I'm walking and talking like an egyptian!
Already following Mackage.

xoxo,
Mel

@vivalahooker
Wellllllll, these are just the most lovely shorts ever. Also, if my fupa isn't accentuated, I'm not happy. Repelling is my livelihood! While my twitter name may suggest that I am a hooker, rest assured I am getting NONE. No one would even pay me to do that anyway;) So, basically winning these would be ideal for my first semester at SCAD, with my repelling Art History major. Oh yeah, I'm also suffering very sexy strep throat right now.

Love these leather shorts- leather shorts add such cool factor to an outfit, and this pale pink is the perfect shade for spring!

stylebymj.blogspot.com

get at me girl. @allieko

I definitely want to repel in these shorts that match my mauve-alous skin.

And with your help, nearsighted boys, may think I'm pantsless but that my bottom is shaped like bloomers/ is just like Barbie's. So very repellent.

Nude leather shorts so
fine. Unleash my repeller.
Cockblock stylishly.
@sassypetite

@sassosaurusrex
If I had those shorts–combined with my hyper-masculine swimmer's body, I'd be confusing all the man folk as to what my gender truly is (thanks to the big pink bulge aka fupa). Gender-bending is the ultimate man repeller.

@__kath

I am quite the fan of anything that doubles as a cooter incubator.

HNNNNG my boy's parents have leather sofas – please let me squelch all over them in the middle of summer while wearing these!

The sofas, of course, not the parents.

@rosa_leah

@taylor_ford – so the leather can to stick to my skin (i'd do anything to have something subway passenger repelling short of mace) on my way to work where I'm not allowed to wear shorts (boss repelling).

@AFCAmanda

I love a quality pair of leather shorts in the summer because the material sticks to our hot and sweaty legs, adding sweat stains that can repel any man within a city block.

But these are a beautiful color and look buttery soft, the way any good leather should be.

@EmmaKriner

I have been looking for leather shorts for THEE longest time. These will make the rest of my summer just that much more FUPAliscious.

@hannahheath

I take pleasure out of the fact that those gorgeous shorts would perfectly match my skin tone, which would confuse simple men into thinking I'm naked from the waist down (and that I have a crotch like Barbie's), which would lead them to try and move in on my lovely labial friend and then, BOOM, they'd realize I'm wearing LEATHER shorts in the SUMMER time and I'd be sweaty and they'd be like, "WTF, LEATHER SHORTS DURING THE SUMMER? SHE NOT NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN? BITCH BE TRIPPIN! I AM REPELLED!" And then I would laughhhh and slip into some socks and sandals and a jaunty turban. Cock block complete, bitches.

The end.

@getpalmd

I had added this contest to my bookmarks and just checked the deadline and it's TODAY. THANK GOD I CHECKED!!! I would have been pissed off if I missed this.

I read your text twice. Then I googled "Fupa". "Fat Upper Pubic Area", OK. They don't teach those kind of things in Finland. Well if FUPA looks like what you have in the photos, I'll have that please! Not bad at all!

As for vagina pink, I disagree (but then again I haven't seen yours), I more think it's like a pinkish beigeish nude: and I have absolutely no idea how that color would suit my VERY tanned legs. But lets find out?!

@wendyriffic

Because if you're going to lead with your vagina when you walk, you better have man-made labia extensions. Bring on the pleats.

@KasiaGoscik

For one thing, my boyfriend really hates them. And that's one repeller-resistant man, I tell you. So that pricesless "did she forget to wear underpants? what ARE those bulges?" (obviosuly the fleshy pink perfectly matches the complexion of my below-the-waist regions) look just may be my last "you will not dare marry me will ya" challenge. Or they could propel me to repelling it down the aisle stardom, immortalised in some "worst dressed bride ever" column. Either way, it's a win. So yeah, either gimme the shorts or start picking some really ugly wedding gowns!

cool outfit!
the white blouse seems amazing

I'm on my way to becoming a genuine man repeller
I'm stealing clothes from my grandma donttellher

I've added harem pants, flatforms, and overalls, but my wardrobe is still lacking,
So I've began layering like Leandra, and thrift-store racking,

Maybe I'd pair these lovely Mackage shorts with fruit prints from Stella McCartney.
Maybe fringed loafers, or oversized sweaters oh so artsy.

Since they are so versatile, I could always wear them less like a repeller,
Miu Miu suede peep toes and something romantic from Nina Ricci Resort would be stellar.

Either way, these shorts are a must for myself, a man repeller wannabe,
Please help me keep men close OR far away from me!

@erinrosenblum

@ajbush88
the only thing hotter than rockin' a fupa is sweating your ass off in leather shorts in the humid South Carolina summer heat. Worth it? Totally.

@Dress4Less Luv the color, the cut, the style… I would rock the fupa out of these babies! JK… I wouldn't really… I would repel many with theses! Jk…Jk…JK…

I'm gonna keep it short and sweet: I like 'em cause 1. with a little effort I can unleash my inner 'fupa' and 2. I really nedd some shorts for my summer wardrobe

My Twitter handle: naddawi11
My email: floriv7[at]gmail[dot]com

I love this color pallet! It looks so soft and warm.

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