More fun than competing against other human beings, rainbow fish and little baby ponies when it comes to the Who Wore it Best contests, are inanimate objects and in some instances, large tables, too. This might not make sense in this exact moment but you just wait. By the time we’re finished here, you’ll be packing your bags while simultaneously rereading Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
If the aforementioned hints are an indication of anything, it is that cr@zy L@$ Veg@$ should be spelled with atmarks and dollar signs. Not really though, it’s ambitious to derive that from a book by Hunter Thompson.
In any case. Let’s talk tables.
As you can see, I am very good at sitting on them. Especially when they are immobile, connected to windows and walls and may or may not feature storage space for Jewish books and things of the sort masked by cabinets.
When I put this outfit together for dinner a week earlier than this photo was taken, I crossed out the prospect of looking like a Christmas tree because the latter half of the outfit is more winter fresh neon than it is alpine green. I was not however, equipped to handle what would soon thereafter dawn on me…
Holy macaroon seed! I look like a casino table. And so I mandated, I shall post. And posting I have done. So tell us, readers, who wears the colors better? My human beating heart, or the table above, with no concept of hurt feelings…?
Not trying to skew your opinion about who to choose but…while yes, a casino table can win you buttloads of money (but conversely also lose that shit for you,) last I checked, it couldn’t do this!
So even though I’ve just displayed uncanny capabilities such as placing various finger tips over and around my eyeballs and crawling on large cabinet units with none other than a coveted pop leg, ultimately, the decision is yours.
So tell us, who wore it best?