The title of this post makes no sense. None at all, really, learn to expect nothing less of me. What I was going for was perhaps a witty one liner of some sort stressing the importance of a good flat sandal. And then I thought about matzah because it’s flat too. And then I thought about Passover and eating matzah and missing bread and how bread rises like high heels while matzah stays deflated, not unlike a good flat sandal. And thus: sole deflation. Get it? Get it?
I speculate I just lost about 13 blog followers. Let’s take guesses in the comments later.
Before we get there though, below, find the flats in question that brought upon this messianic epiphany.