Sneaky Peeky at Tomorrow’s Post

Shit man, I just love jumping into cobble stone. I don’t know what to tell you. Actually, I do. You may or may not get to win something I may or may not be wearing in the above image.

No, it’s not a locket of my ombre’d hair.

But that too, can be arranged. 

I’m going away tomorrow night and I am toterly going to miss all you bitches and queens. Are you going to miss me? Write me plane letters! Remember those? Or was that only amongst my friends?

Got to go shave my legs. Tootles.

Just kidding, I’m not shaving legs.

Just kidding, I am.

I’m not.

I am.

…Just kidding.