After last Friday’s call to celebrate my blog’s birthday but more importantly to deliver to one of you the gift of cool outerwear, I couldn’t live with myself knowing that out of 572 entries only one person would walk away with the blazer. And so I designed a plan. Never say I don’t love you.
While still, only one person (who wrote an acronymic poem and used the “A” in Man to mean “mArgiela,”) will walk away with the blazer, one of you will walk away with a dress. A dress!
In cahoots with the fancy flamingos at Jay Godfrey, we would lurve to offer you the sweet, sweet, chance to win your very own Jay Godfrey dress, hooray! Hooray! White dress, hooray! Contest! The dress that is pictured below was a particular favorite of mine for a multitude of reasons, let me show you.
It’s plain and simple, unlike me. And it features several ruffled details across the skirt that may or may not resemble the labial folds bestowed upon our Albino brethren. No? Not at all? Come on. Fine, it is at the very least, a chic blank canvas. One that begs for the kiss of le Man Repeller. And a big fat wet smooch, it shall receive.
But first, we take a look at my behind. This position and pop movement really strained my neck so I think a deserve at least one “thank you for showing me that there is a short v down the back.”
…Now, we’re ready for the kiss of Man Repelling.
A trench vest! Eureka! Colorblocking heels! That look like sneakers! Because they have a tassled knot at the tongue! While the belt made the dress slightly shorter, it also allowed me the opportunity to blouse as a verb. Am I a little boy? Do I have a chest? The world may never know. What do you know is: I’m blousing.
trench vest: Fulton
, dress: Jay Godfrey
, shoes: Julian Louie x Aldo
Do I look like a little kid that has to go potty or what?
And now, for the giveaway! You too, my friends, can win a blank canvas that reads more like a snow covered potato sack, and give it your kiss of repelling. All you have to do is:
c. If it’s not a dress you love, and you pick something else, I won’t penalize you.
d. I may however, roll my eyes and wonder why you have to be so non-conformist all the time.