I Call This One, Untitled

During my most recent photo-taking party with Chuck and Naomi, we were all fairly high strung because the wrath of final exams had been plagued upon all three of us. I essentially had to bribe the girls to come over because I needed content. Content, I tell ya. Good content. Don’t ever say I don’t love you. 
Because they are both photo superstars majoring in becoming photo superstars, they had some business of their own to take care of: in one instance, Naomi needed to take some movement pictures of human flesh in the great outdoors. The photos below are the result of what she may or may not have handed in. (Something tells me I’m only showing you bloopers.) And while this story has no direct point related to trends and man repelling, we should, at the very least commend Naomi’s photo skill. Sorry, I mean skillz.
 
dress: Shape Shiftr, shoes: Alexander Wang, sunglasses: Celine
First, there was one of me. 
 
And then, there were tons of me! I call this one, Abbey Road injected with a healthy dose of split personality disorder. Who wore it best: me, or the movie “Me, Myself and Irene?”

Despite incessant requests from Chuck and Naomi to act like a real person, even if just for a few shots it isn’t in my nature to let a photo shoot go unfreakified so to get in my groove, I shook my tail feather like no feather has ever shook before.

I call this: another lesson in posing. It’s the quintessential cab hailing blogger pose. Infused with a little sprinkle of crazy. As you can guess, and I’m sure you can guess, not very many cabs stopped for me. I’m being generous, actually. Not even one cab stopped.
Hey, also, remember when I said this has no direct point related to my blog? I was wrong. You know that installment I sometimes do called “Things that Look Like Vaginas?”
Yeah, so, this is a new installment called “Things that Accentuate the Vagina.”

Choking on hair, loving every minute, sup now?

Updating the first pump by bringing it up to my chest. Jersey Shore, Shmersey Shore. East River, people.
SEE YA ON THE FLIPSIDE, HOMIES.

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17105703171213822823 patrycja2407

    You look fabulous !
    greetings :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07920982688718312505 Vicky

    Love these pics – they're so much fun!!!

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09481276190728631310 thepaperdoll

    i like you… this post was great. cheered me up when i needed a lot of cheering up. thanks love.

    lifesizepaperdoll-ta.blogspot.com
    (try to say that ten times fast… i dare ya!)

  • http://booksaremyboyfriends.wordpress.com/ booksaremyboyfriends

    Bangarang post! Everybody should have a Fake ABBEY ROAD picture with just themselves in one of their Facebook albums. I hope this trend starts ASAtotheP now!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07132661844086303021 Zeinabou
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17488160131012681924 Eva

    you. are. great. that's all I gotta say here.

  • http://magmoiselle.fr s

    GORGEOUS….
    Wonderful dress ;))

    Fashion People:Sarah Jessica PARKER http://magmoiselle.fr

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02971586272298618809 The Basics by Ana

    hahahaha..great dress in spite of accentuate the Vagina potential!

  • http://www.maggierossdogs.com Ann K.

    Found you by accident through another FB post the other day. Am enjoying the daily updates, even though I'm of "great-granny age" . . . I was once young and really into fashion, etc. . .LOL

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03394947638036945392 Camilla

    that dress is such an awesome colour

    x Camilla

    intothefoldfashion.blogspot.com

  • http://raspberry-rouge.com Raspberry & Rouge

    Thats fab! Love that colour on you! So pretty1 XO Raspberry & Rouge

    http://raspberry-rouge.com

  • sarah

    love!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15781829701986004876 Anna

    lol! crazy suits you as well as turbans and mumus.

    xx
    anna t.

    thehautecommodity.blogspot.com
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  • Emma G

    I love a girl who can mock their vagina accentuation

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13436918763087465761 Carolina Hardy

    so gorgeous dress! I love it!

    xx
    CH.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10461338750509409179 Leather & Lace

    i love you.. and i love the amazingly perfect orange dress and blue suede wedges together… i mean duh.. you make me want to wear color..lots and lots.
    xoxo

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07443992914693322959 The Village Idiot

    lol- the accentuate the vagina pose!!!!
    love the dress!! love the shoes!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02351869206880031770 Yevgeniya Yelkina

    you look stunning! the outfit is unbelievable! ugh you're awesome!

    http://www.hypnoticfascination.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03155914158294514586 Shareena

    Shoes and dress are very classy! Orange and blue looks good!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16465132051581165996 Sharlotte

    LMAO! You are hilarious, everytime I need a good laugh I can always pop by your blog and that dress looks beautiful on you as well :D

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18265420991342432233 Mrs. C

    HAHA full on cracking up!!! LOVE the posing and vagina accentuating! LOL!!! Love the dress and shoes BTW!

    http://www.mrscapretta.com
    Recipes Fashion Marriage

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13019569941744264970 gold N turquoise

    you are hilarious.

    as always love your style and your outfits (and of course, your sense of humor).

    jenny
    http://goldnturquoise.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03681520042733151420 fashion and frank

    Loove it – you are truly inimitable!! x
    http://fashionandfrank.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445227187458326218 Rita

    love your dress!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07084434035378797267 jennysanzo

    you're hysterical… great shoes… and I enjoy your va jay jay accentuation. bravo

  • Anonymous
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09007469341924151782 Sara B

    So fun. And those shoes are amazing.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06094090468430929003 Tailored Beginnings

    loved the photos. LOVE to see the real ones if these are just the out-takes?
    and. I love the shoes. I have been hunting far and wide on UK sites and can't seem to find them??
    aaaah!
    http://www.tailoredbeginnings.blogspot.com

  • http://mstwirlyskirts.com Molliee

    this dress is great – the wind does crazy things haha. The shoes are fab too

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05376418365593022416 Francia

    hahaha… you always make me laugh :)

    http://stylishpoint.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06117570524856256281 New York Don’t Leave Me

    HAHA I need to trick my friends into taking my photos. Love the Abbey Road reject! Great outfit!

    http://www.nydontleaveme.com

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE YOU!!! You are the best, baby. kisses

    Bia, from Brazil.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14379815840112190010 Nino Eliava
  • Anonymous

    Heres an idea for more man repelling!….i have brothers…and trust me..when a guy sees an outfit like this…the first thing they think isnt "eeww that dress looks ugly with those shoes" or "wow that outfit is very unflattering" they think "ooh! look at her sexy legs in that outfit!!" maybe you should think about covering more of your legs…ok love you!!! :)

  • http://chelseasgirl.wordpress.com/ chelseasgirl
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00217507344029604295 Debora

    WONDERFUL pics and outfit ! I LOVE the color of the dress, it's something fabulous

    love your blog
    kiss

    http://www.tokyoblondes.blogspot.com

  • http://www.worldlystic.com WORLDLYSTIC

    I love your dress!! It is fantastic!!

    WORLDLYSTIC

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00959290204095275687 Di

    hahahaha
    that dress looks fantastic & those shoes?! LOVESSSS em.
    your vagina references crack me up like no other
    xo Diana

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00959290204095275687 Di

    the fact that you post them too! so bold & unapologetic!! and yess i'm still referring to vagina

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00081540662352329355 kitty

    hahaha….least you were wearing undies!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00217969062402167859 Kate

    You are hilarious!! xx

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12577090226763037224 helen

    can i ask what the name of the awang shoes are called?? they are so amazing!

    xoxo from hawaii,
    helen

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11568706137492396568 Violet

    i dont think this effective enough birth control this is kinda sexy despite the ackward poses lol

    XX
    Vi from Cali

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14227790770455857624 The Fancy Teacup

    I'm so glad I get my daily doses of hilarity from you. But on a more serious note, you look extraordinary in that dress, and I'm totally enamored with your Alexander Wang heels.

    http://www.TheFancyTeacup.com
    much love.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04120652812509570590 elif

    i'm amased by your incredible self respect and originality, both by means of character and style. thank you for cheering me up and inspiring me every single day.

    btw, when i come to new york, you owe me at least an hour of coffee time. i love you and theres nothing you can do about it now. (as you can guess from my repell-ness-ness i'm a girl :))

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07888536681339934148 the Art of being Fashionable
  • http://katriciab.com/skylark Katricia

    SUP NOW? I'm going to start saying that now to an offensive degree! Alexander Wang shoe lovegaaaaaassm, SUP NOW?

    Peace, Katricia.
    http://katriciab.com/katricia

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00143904555736738767 Emma

    AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
    love youuuuuuuu

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16339699755111215558 Jenna Short

    saw some serious camel toe today… thought of you… fix yo self gurl!

  • Anonymous

    o mang

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14876642970706930637 Mariel Villanueva

    OMG! I can't stop laughing! This is hilarious! Thank you!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12069426957408106950 Kimberly

    great photos really love the outfit!

    http://kc-citystyle.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17424748358805092051 monkey + pig

    great dress!
    love the pictures! i actually love you!

    talesofmonkeyandpig.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00120133327411429865 Nichole

    Love your blog! You always manage to make me at least smile when reading your posts.

    http://nichole-yesterday.blogspot.com/

  • Kathy

    I started visiting your blog for the fashion, but lately, it's just for your weird (love it!) sense of humor. You're hilarious!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12572652503959077718 Francesca C

    you're fantastic!!!!!lovely funny photos
    Thefunnygame

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10065701204716378600 katie

    Seriously, you hands down win "Blogger I would Most Want to be Friends With". No competition there.

    http://meow-pajamas.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02336362746341690208 V

    haha girl, you are my comic relief. can't miss a post.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16205140699324329081 cyeoms

    oh hai. i like jokes.
    in my mind we are already friends because we like to laugh and we both have locks of each others hair?
    x
    (please don't leave me)
    crystal eyes

  • Anonymous

    just love this outfit!
    check your blog all the time, its great! :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17294153223637475104 Francesca Felix

    this is soooo cute. love everything about it.. especially the abbey road one. Cool stuff chica
    http://www.frankvinyl.com

  • Anonymous

    I must say that your blog is the best! Much needed sense of humor to the blog world! Can't wait for the next post.

    http://whatsonmybedsidetable.tumblr.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07904293199101553442 Jessie

    1. damn those shoes are hot. 2. you look so tall and i'm really jealous. 3. great post. always inspiring to read your blog man repel!
    xx, http://wordbyjessie.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12347329353442093349 Michelle Lee

    Lovely shoes and sunnies :) great flowy dress

    pinklemonincrystal.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04216531441431658955 Anne

    love those shoes! and you're really funny. really.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14194815440194123998 CupcakesOMG!

    love the shoes, love the new "things that accentuate the vagina" feature, and love love love man repelling.

    http://www.cupcakesomg.blogspot.com

  • Ella Belle

    gorgeous outfit! you have crazy humor like no other! keep it up and great that you're getting lots of attention!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12546241670950627587 Daniel

    More TTATV please! jk jk jk you are funny and have great style!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01514627554329642237 Vasilieva

    the shoes are lovely and that orange dress is amazing on you

    http://elenavasilieva.blogspot.com/
    x

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13678937953382560659 J’Anns Boutique

    Really loving those wang wedges!

    A Girl's Next Best Friend

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00273517365832446003 Melissa

    love this post, you are so much fun

    http://lavie-amonavis.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12943036234248059075 Seventh Of July

    Hahaha Looks like you were having a blast taking those photos. Great post. I LOVE those shoes!!!!

    http://seventhofjuly.blogspot.com/

  • http://blog.lbryantphotography.com/ latrenia bryant

    Super fun & CUUUTE outfit :)
    http://blog.lbryantphotography.com/

  • Rachael

    OK so the vagina one, and the cab hailing one- they need to make it onto the new banner!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10803981767713402083 panna e caffè

    you are crazy and i like madness! your photos are so fun!!

    xoxo from france

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14014231892288571598 anne

    I just fell off my hair laughing. hilar. And I love that dress!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06841237588940938787 Lydia

    You're so funny. Hilarious pics made funnier by your hilarious captions.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01937732106698866929 WriterInTheRun.

    Here is a Beyond the Rack invite:
    http://www.beyondtherack.com/member/invite/B51A7C68

    Here I have a RueLaLa invite:
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    Does anyone have an Ideeli invite code?
    Thanks :D

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08107223367018940482 Gabrielle

    haha.. this amazing! Great post. Love the outfit.

  • Anonymous

    you are awesome!!

  • Anonymous

    love the 3 of you pic… the more of you the better
    what a cool post

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16599904887688070005 Ms LadyCakes

    You are totally inspiring!

    I swear girl – you need to do improv or something! I totally got into improv – I think you'd be fantastical!

    Instylation Blog

  • Anonymous

    #4 bark bark

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15040870386362518986 girl in the poodle shoes

    ohmigosh, photo #4 "Things that accentuate the vagina" made me burst out laughing just now.

    Keep 'em comin' please,

    Poodle Shoe Girl

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03426490724538463303 Eléne

    Hands down the first time I have laughed out loud at a style blog…well, except for those that are accidentally hilarious! Your commentary is really great. It adds a lot of character!

    http://www.fashionbosca.blogspot.com

  • http://leblogdeting.wordpress.com/ leblogdeting

    you make me laugh :P

    Le blog de Ting