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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

If The Internets Were My Closet

I'd be wearing this outfit.
blouse: Sport Max, bow tie: All Saints, shorts: Vanessa Bruno, sunnies: Celine, booties: Balenciaga

And for the sausage making behind the construction of this ensemble: I'm pretty obsessed with red and fuschia so the top in question, that celebrates my lady boner, was at the forefront of this outfit compostion. How better to compliment the blouse than with a pair of shorts that add an element of monochrome to an overall colorblocknocock inspired look. The inclusion of a bow tie falls in because, well, those are hot pants and them sick black wedge booties catch the color of the bow. They're also on sale for $385 so...you're welcome.

Celine sunglasses need no introduction nor do they an explanation. The ultimate outfit topper if you will. And if I don't get a pair to shield my eyes soon I am going to poke them the fuck out.

If the Internets were your closet, what would you wear? I need to know. Need. Must. Have to. Love you. Call me. Beep me. Tweet me.

51 comments:

  1. If the internet was my closet, I'd be wearing anything by Phillip Lim <3 his designs but I don't make enough to eat, live and buy his clothes at the same time :*(

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  2. oh my god, fuchsia and red makes so much sense. grateful for this blog to point out things like this.

    um, if the internets was my closet? there would be a christopher kane space tee for sure. and a massive jil sander spring '11 maxi skirt.

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  3. I agree haha I love the jacket that you have by Phillip Lim. And that shirt is HOT & I LOVE those shoes!

    http://behindtheleopardglasses.blogspot.com/

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  4. It would be the Sergio Rossi Maori cut-out booties that Gwyneth Paltrow has been running around in lately. They kill me at $870 though...
    http://www.zappos.com/sergio-rossi-a22720-5916-sensitive-skin-bronze

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  5. that bow tie is LIFE itself--love it!!!

    jenny
    http://goldnturquoise.blogspot.com/

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  6. I'd probably just wear Marchesa gowns and harem pants all the time.

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  7. lurving this- that top is TDF, fo' sho. If the internets were MY closet, I'd probs have one of everything from Net-a-Porter, rotated weekly of course. But for serious, I just got the most rad pair of Bamford suede shooting pants from the Outnet $2 sale so my closet & I are good for a whileee... or at least till next week.

    http://www.materialtherapy.blogspot.com/

    x.S

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  8. Color blocking!! like it!!

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  9. fucsia and red equals love
    equals lust for the warm weather that already left my continent...

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  10. oh if the internet were my closet i'd wear nothing but stella and rag and bone

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  11. That colorblocked blouse is totally rad, and the bow tie is the cherry on top.

    www.TheFancyTeacup.com
    much love.

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  12. Sausage "making"? Or sausage "wilting"? That's the real question here.

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  13. i am a crazy online shopper/lover. i never thought about it this way. like if my closet was the internet, so smart!!! i plan on doing that for my next post and i will share it with u.

    http://www.postmodernrunway.com/

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  14. just love this combo of pink and red

    http://elenavasilieva.blogspot.com/
    x

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  15. I love the outfit that you've put together! I would buy a pair of Sandro and Acne boots, not clothes just boots. X

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  16. Oh MAN, those booties have a white stripe up the back?! I'm in love...

    http://nomadic-d.blogspot.com/

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  17. that top is so girly and fabulous. i really do love it! super bright and inspirational look.
    xx, http://wordbyjessie.com

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  18. i love thos colors together and i'm also a black and dark blue freak !!
    Ahh Balenciaga and Nicolas !!

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  19. ooh.. fun question!! So many options :)
    Great post.. love what you picked!

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  20. those sunnies are sick!

    http://indiaandfen.blogspot.com/

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  21. I just love reading your blog!!

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  22. i totally love the outfit except for the boots!. they are too bold and big for me. the outfit is so delicate and fun. and i completely understand the fashion paradox wit the boots, but the outfit screams sun and the boots don't, so they are like in a different season, too different for me. the shorts are looking so sophisticated and i love the fun touch of the bow. everybody should have a steven mcqueen glasses like that

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  23. if the internets were my closet I would have all sergio rossi shoes, the leopard gyvenchy clutch, some extra rag and bone (that i know is bad quality but I still looove ie. their harrow boot), all celine, prada "le banane" and all all all proenza!!!!!!

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  24. I would feel like a 60's oompa loompa child, but you... you would look awesome! You skinny bitch!!!

    haha Love these pairings and the explanation.

    xxMelissa

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  25. i'd only wear alaia.

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  26. that would look amazing on you! love the combo with the shoes

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  27. The sunnies are perfect! I'm in love!


    Camila F.

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  28. It's perfect! so colourful and the shoes.. <33

    xxx

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  29. love the top- so great! if i had to go to my virtual closet- i would def want a pair of green printed prada pants!

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  30. http://www.polyvore.com/acne_aticoma_wedge_ankle_boot/thing?id=33392573&.locale=pt-br

    i'm feeling a coral vibe these days..

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  31. darn, i posted the wrong link. ¬¬

    http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=30930674

    this is my look!
    wouldn't mind those acne wedges too..

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  32. If the internets were my closet, I'd have ALL the bags and shoes I desire! lol
    Not a fan of orange though, but the boots are amazing!

    XX

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  33. If the internets were my closet I would be having serious love affairs with Jil Sander, Erdem (I think I just drooled a little while typing this), Suno and Jonathon Saunders. I am a bit of a print Junkie.

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  34. OMG!!! so perfect <333


    xoxo,
    Ivânia Diamond*

    Portuguese fashion blogger

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  35. love the bow!!

    http://heelsandinspiration.blogspot.com

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  36. Love the top with the bow!

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  37. love them
    and happy b-day to your blog :)

    pinklemonincrystal.blogspot.com

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  38. those sunglasses by celine, to "live"

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  39. where to get?

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  40. Stunning outfit choice
    love your and sense of style

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  41. I'll be wearing... hum probably I'll go crazy with Proenza Schouler, and I'll had to have the Prada striped skirts, and de Jil Sander pink maxi skirt and all the SS of Haider Ackermann ... and Chanel, yeah, some Chanel to keep things classy haha

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  42. You mean...colorcockblock? :P

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  43. I love the vibrant colors with the grey!!

    xo Charlotte
    www.thefashionguitar.com

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  44. Hmm...well, I'd definitely wear the sunglasses...probably the booties. The rest is a little too Repeller for me! Lol.

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