If The Internets Were My Closet

Leandra Medine | April 27, 2011
I’d be wearing this outfit.
blouse: Sport Max, bow tie: All Saints, shorts: Vanessa Bruno, sunnies: Celine, booties: Balenciaga

And for the sausage making behind the construction of this ensemble: I’m pretty obsessed with red and fuschia so the top in question, that celebrates my lady boner, was at the forefront of this outfit compostion. How better to compliment the blouse than with a pair of shorts that add an element of monochrome to an overall colorblocknocock inspired look. The inclusion of a bow tie falls in because, well, those are hot pants and them sick black wedge booties catch the color of the bow. They’re also on sale for $385 so…you’re welcome.

Celine sunglasses need no introduction nor do they an explanation. The ultimate outfit topper if you will. And if I don’t get a pair to shield my eyes soon I am going to poke them the fuck out.

If the Internets were your closet, what would you wear? I need to know. Need. Must. Have to. Love you. Call me. Beep me. Tweet me.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05667823926679328131 FashionableAsians

    If the internet was my closet, I'd be wearing anything by Phillip Lim <3 his designs but I don't make enough to eat, live and buy his clothes at the same time :*(

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02519482818178019422 meagan

    oh my god, fuchsia and red makes so much sense. grateful for this blog to point out things like this.

    um, if the internets was my closet? there would be a christopher kane space tee for sure. and a massive jil sander spring '11 maxi skirt.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02732304197665787934 emma basilone

    I agree haha I love the jacket that you have by Phillip Lim. And that shirt is HOT & I LOVE those shoes!


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01518486486770890806 Martha

    It would be the Sergio Rossi Maori cut-out booties that Gwyneth Paltrow has been running around in lately. They kill me at $870 though…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13019569941744264970 gold N turquoise

    that bow tie is LIFE itself–love it!!!


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06841237588940938787 Lydia

    I'd probably just wear Marchesa gowns and harem pants all the time.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16967703028915240970 Serena

    lurving this- that top is TDF, fo' sho. If the internets were MY closet, I'd probs have one of everything from Net-a-Porter, rotated weekly of course. But for serious, I just got the most rad pair of Bamford suede shooting pants from the Outnet $2 sale so my closet & I are good for a whileee… or at least till next week.



  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13161817440998771097 Corina

    Color blocking!! like it!!

  • meche

    fucsia and red equals love
    equals lust for the warm weather that already left my continent…

  • meche

    oh if the internet were my closet i'd wear nothing but stella and rag and bone

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14227790770455857624 The Fancy Teacup

    That colorblocked blouse is totally rad, and the bow tie is the cherry on top.

    much love.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214794391192468171 AD

    Sausage "making"? Or sausage "wilting"? That's the real question here.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11519884084613665286 Ashley

    i am a crazy online shopper/lover. i never thought about it this way. like if my closet was the internet, so smart!!! i plan on doing that for my next post and i will share it with u.


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01514627554329642237 Vasilieva

    just love this combo of pink and red


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15308862608320193108 Lola

    I love the outfit that you've put together! I would buy a pair of Sandro and Acne boots, not clothes just boots. X

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06303665587576888183 Nomadic D.

    Oh MAN, those booties have a white stripe up the back?! I'm in love…


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07904293199101553442 Jessie

    that top is so girly and fabulous. i really do love it! super bright and inspirational look.
    xx, http://wordbyjessie.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03477396936298340338 Frédérique

    i love thos colors together and i'm also a black and dark blue freak !!
    Ahh Balenciaga and Nicolas !!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08107223367018940482 Gabrielle

    ooh.. fun question!! So many options 🙂
    Great post.. love what you picked!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14870866601660892910 jhuynh

    those sunnies are sick!


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18162340735169904253 WobiSobi

    I just love reading your blog!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16208102183812777303 Absolutely Mrs. K

    i totally love the outfit except for the boots!. they are too bold and big for me. the outfit is so delicate and fun. and i completely understand the fashion paradox wit the boots, but the outfit screams sun and the boots don't, so they are like in a different season, too different for me. the shorts are looking so sophisticated and i love the fun touch of the bow. everybody should have a steven mcqueen glasses like that

  • http://pili-restrepo.blogspot.com Pili

    if the internets were my closet I would have all sergio rossi shoes, the leopard gyvenchy clutch, some extra rag and bone (that i know is bad quality but I still looove ie. their harrow boot), all celine, prada "le banane" and all all all proenza!!!!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08509000552394407731 Melissa

    I would feel like a 60's oompa loompa child, but you… you would look awesome! You skinny bitch!!!

    haha Love these pairings and the explanation.


  • Anonymous

    i'd only wear alaia.

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    that would look amazing on you! love the combo with the shoes

  • http://naomemandeflores.wordpress.com/ naomemandeflores

    The sunnies are perfect! I'm in love!

    Camila F.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14286300420574824421 Andrea

    It's perfect! so colourful and the shoes.. <33


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07443992914693322959 The Village Idiot

    love the top- so great! if i had to go to my virtual closet- i would def want a pair of green printed prada pants!

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    darn, i posted the wrong link. ¬¬


    this is my look!
    wouldn't mind those acne wedges too..

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08281557776363610373 Andrea

    If the internets were my closet, I'd have ALL the bags and shoes I desire! lol
    Not a fan of orange though, but the boots are amazing!


  • http://huntgatherfashion.com/ HuntGatherFashion

    If the internets were my closet I would be having serious love affairs with Jil Sander, Erdem (I think I just drooled a little while typing this), Suno and Jonathon Saunders. I am a bit of a print Junkie.

  • http://luvgmt.com/ luvgmt.com

    I love that top!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08568616738595402496 Ivânia Santos (Diamond)

    OMG!!! so perfect <333

    Ivânia Diamond*

    Portuguese fashion blogger

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03245585246728339165 Contact
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01051468318341532535 Shasie

    Love the top with the bow!

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12347329353442093349 Michelle Lee

    love them
    and happy b-day to your blog 🙂


  • Anonymous

    those sunglasses by celine, to "live"

  • Anonymous

    where to get?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15980069159146092697 Fashionista*

    Stunning outfit choice
    love your and sense of style

  • http://zipit.onsugar.com/ Fabiola

    I'll be wearing… hum probably I'll go crazy with Proenza Schouler, and I'll had to have the Prada striped skirts, and de Jil Sander pink maxi skirt and all the SS of Haider Ackermann … and Chanel, yeah, some Chanel to keep things classy haha

  • Carissa

    You mean…colorcockblock? 😛

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    I love the vibrant colors with the grey!!

    xo Charlotte

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    Hmm…well, I'd definitely wear the sunglasses…probably the booties. The rest is a little too Repeller for me! Lol.

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