Such the Innovators, Those Levi’s Folk
...The best modeling gig ever? Me thinks yes.
Upon arrival at the preview space a desk dedicated to “The Bumbys,”
a man-woman duo masked in sunglasses and bandannas over their noses and mouths, sat with typewriters, observing the crowd walking in while they typed, typed, typed away. Initially, I intended to overlook the spectacle and get straight to the Kanon
but shortly thereafter I learned they were writing judgments and ranking our respective aesthetics on a scale from 1-10. So I stopped in my tracks and when came time for my type-write of death, Ms. Bumby declared “your sweater looks cheap to make but like it probably cost a fortune.”
She was wrong. $23.99 at Necessary Clothing.