Holy Man Repeller, detachable collars! Eleven always was my favorite number, if only because I love parallel lines. Now though, the reason's got a little more meat. And I mean that in the most vegan way possible.
I'm no sexy model so I likely won't pair the collar with say, a plunging neckline or sheer sleeveless blouse...but there is something to be said about the mere notion that in as small a space as one collar provides, leopard print and studs are already key outfit players.
See what I mean?
Peep the rest of the collection here, and shop it here. While the prices may be slightly steep, justifying this purchase is easy beans. Number one: it's an elaborate collar, that is not connected to your shirt, you can't really put a price on this prospect. Number two: you can and should think of it as...purchasing a necklace, a really unconventional, show stopping necklace. Plus, I have the bullet adorned calf hair one, don't you want us to be bound together by a brand new element of menswear?photo by Caroline Owens
If that wasn't convincing enough for you though, peep the multitude of ways I wore the collar while playing dress up at Tibi last week.photo by Rachel Scroggins
Here, Lady Tibi herself, Amy Smilovic photo by Rachel Scroggins
The power of this collar is a wild and mysterious thing, you see. So...do you want to date me, or what?I lied when I said "multitude of ways" re: styling the collar, I'm only going to show you one more look in an effort to not ruin tomorrow's Tibi spotlight post, so, in this last look cleverly dubbed "The Print Mixing Paper Boy" I implement use of the sweet neck piece again.
photo by Caroline Owens, handbag by Be&D
It should be noted that I do have a few more collar-related tricks up my sleeve and I will share them with you in due time, but right now, I really have to go. My necklaces are all tangled together and seem to be a mere clink away from either broken or strangling me. Another upside to wearing detachable collars: they don't try to kill you. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, it means I've been choked. This doesn't however, mean, that you can have my collar, though. Here's to taking menswear one level further.






I just love you.
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ReplyDeletehaha as always a wonderful blog! i love all the patterns you have going on in this outfit.
talk soon wild child
-Hattie
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Hilarious. If anyone can pull off this collar, it's you. Plus I love the plethora of patterns you sported in the last picture. Love it. xo
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Those SHOES!!!! Oh my gah. And as always, thank you for making me laugh out loud at work...
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i love yoU!
ReplyDeletei love how even in the image where you appear to be topless or naked beneath that removable collar, you are repelling and repulsing away. could be attributable to your fashion forward demonic grin. win.
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Someone should compile the best quotes from this blog. "If you don't hear from me tomorrow, it means I've been choked [by my jewelry.]" Going to use that today.
ReplyDeleteLove the outfit. The collar with the studs is awesomeness. You look like something out of jurassic park in your 5th pic ;)
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hi darling simply you are the best...I love love your blog and i visit to you every day and as always you make me feel happy...!
ReplyDeletenice pics and your sense of humor is unique...
love and much light from Chile
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Those collars look amazing! Great styling!
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Gotta love it - check out the UK label
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Great collars too
that photo of you is...
ReplyDeletei love these first two photographs! so pretty. i love it.
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i adore this look! you look so great
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love those collars
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So the detached collar as accessory? hmmmm. Could the dickie be next?
ReplyDeleteYou inspire and crack me up all at once.
xo
i love the removeable collar i have been looking for one! you are so funny and quirky i love it!
ReplyDelete<3 steffy
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Those collars are as you say "everything" need.them.all
ReplyDeleteYou are so hilarious! Love the collars.
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ReplyDeleteFunny! My favorite detachables are in mink and fox though! :-)
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Boobies! Love the collar, your outfit, and Tibi!
ReplyDeleteextra great humorous writing. as always.
that collar is so cute!
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That was almost pornographic :o
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haha, who took the do you want to date me picture ;-)
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The snakeskin shoes!! What brand are they?
ReplyDeleteme encanta la idea del cuello como accesorio! y el look final divino!
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Don't you mean you have a few more tricks up your detachable cuff? *Badum tshhhhh*
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, great post!
The shoes are Martin Margiela! x
ReplyDeleteNewish reader, thank you for inspiring me to repel men! Love your outfits all the time. xx
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, your last comment made me laugh so hard. I hope you don't choke! What a great way to put it though, those collars make great statement necklaces.
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much love.
You're blog makes me so excited =)
ReplyDeleteLove this look you are bad ass and always fun to read!
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ahh i wanna make some badass collars now! love your blog so much, it's so refreshing
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you look so scary in the picture. like a bat. a man-repelling bat.
ReplyDeleteyou're so adorable,loveable and FUNNY. xo
ReplyDeletelove that leopard print satchel! where to get???
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ReplyDeleteagree with @flycarpet. You are a man repelling bat
ReplyDelete@enimie the snakeskin shoes are Tibi
ReplyDeletelove the idea of detachable collars! you look amazing!
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you look so naked in that one picture it's insane
ReplyDeleteI am scared.
ReplyDeleteWow, that look is amazing! I love all the prints! And those collars are soooooo awesome!
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Girl,
ReplyDeleteyou rock!
I found 11 objects before this post on your twitter and they are pretty rad!
I will make a post about them, if you don't mind.
Other thing is that I get paralyzed with the picture of you opening you coat, happened like this: my internet sucks so the pictures load in small portions, getting down and down. Imagine the feeling! I said to myself: 'oh my god! no she's topless?! it's too much even for her level of repellency"
So I make public excuses:
I'm really sorry to think this of you. (LOL)
Sorry for the judgement, sorry for my english!
I always come here when I want to see clever jokes with fashion. Keep on doing this great work!
kisses from Brasil,
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Amazing :) They are just what I have been looking for all of my life!
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dude, this is awesome! :D
ReplyDeleteHUGE shout out to Eleven Objects' accessories on TODAYS LOOK! http://andrewmukamal.com/todayslook/todays-look-episode-48-nyc-fashion-week-report-part-ii
ReplyDeleteWow! What a face!
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