Emerging Trends on The Streets in Paris

Tommy Ton does it again. Paris Fashion Week kicked off just two days ago and in that time, the man behind the magic lens has already captured a generous slew of man repelling genius. French street style suggests hints at a handful of different emerging trends, all of which that lead toward one single cause. And that is, material for this blog. Let’s discuss.

A committed combination of neon shoes x socks and sandals.
I spy green Miu Mius. And a really high pop leg from the babe in cerulean blue.
 Marni platforms and St. Patty socks. This one is particularly helpful as the holiday it is a’comin.
Poor ankles, it’s worth it. But it must addressed: how do shoes like this make it through airport security?
…Just while we’re talking airport security protocol. On another note though, this is a special look. Bad-ass wrists interjected by feminine pearls across the neck, a hipster flair to the flannel blanket, a Letterman jacket to represent the entire east coast. But most importantly, smoking is bad for you, trend machine.
Here’s one creeping out a little from last Spring, a little from Chistopher Kane’s early days: safety pins be on our skins. These looks make for stellar DIY projects
In the fur department, Lady Baba surprises no one when she appears at Paris Fashion Week, bike in tact, protecting her head and neck from the harsh weather. PETAs not as big over there.
Taking a cue from Milan Fashion Week, show-goers at Paris Fashion Week take inspiration from Sesame Street. Nothing is quite as attractive as drenching your female chest in fur. Hairy chest win.
 Eureka! More colorful fur. 
 Not fur per se, but it is green hair. Green ombre, that’s nifty.
And back to the fur, this makes for a great Fall Prada DIY. It’s Cookie Monster chic. And you know a few googly eyes would just be icing atop this proverbial cupcake.
On a similar neon note…
Hola Anna! As you can see, Michael Jackson is still very much alive.
Oh hey cool! A car that comes with a woman waving her iPhone out its window! Where can I sign up?
And finally, among my favorite of the trends to present themselves this week…
Kitschy clutches! Did you ever play the violin? Did you ever want to play the violin? Make your dream come true all while having a place to store your mobile possessions.
Do you see what I see? Colorful telephone chords!
World shipping? Break me off a piece of that. I call this one, FedEx chic.
Ultimately, I can’t be funny all the time. Sometimes it just doesn’t happen for me. I’m only human. Psych, I’m dancer. In any case though, I do really want plastic star adorned beaded friendship bracelets.
Okay…bye!!!

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05882333911932324281 blue roses

    telephone cord purses were huge in the late 60s; i have a rather tame navy and white one, but while antiquing, frequently see bright reds and yellows and greens.

    great shots!

    http://dallianceswithsuitsandskirts.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07904293199101553442 Jessie

    loving the brights!! especially the shoes in the first few photographs.

    http://wordbyjessie.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05057427366820651367 Dolce Vita

    Haha I'm dancer too! Glad to meet you.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14227790770455857624 The Fancy Teacup

    Wow, loving all the fluorescent colors in the sole department, and the Sesame Street vibes. That violin affixed clutch is complete eye candy.

    http://www.TheFancyTeacup.com
    much love.

  • http://chelseabeasley.wordpress.com/ chelseabeasley

    ooh kitschy clutches make for great DIYs too!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00613984448968809012 coy colleen

    spot on. I'm a big fan of the socks/colorful tights and heels, so I'm generally loving all the color represented in each photo. great eye!
    the FedEx chic clutch is also awesome

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13765427511236075494 Allie

    Love this! I worship Catherine Baba, she's awesome.

    http://www.thevanitylair.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01514627554329642237 Vasilieva

    amazing mix of colours, love all the electrics, gorge photos

    http://elenavasilieva.blogspot.com/
    x

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01695069680470033086 featherfactor

    Great pictures! I really believe that creative uses of shoes and fur are the easiest ways to repel men.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17307750287416918321 Closet Fashionista

    Love all this man repelling!! :D
    http://www.closet-fashionista.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15052325524313027768 Ms. Paradise

    HA HA, I really don't know what to say about that letterman jacket ensemble.

  • http://neuroticnotes.wordpress.com/ Katy

    Love love LOVE all the pics.

    Also, from now on, every time I use the phrase, "I'm human" in conversation, I shall remember to pause one second and then go for the "Psych, I'm dancer" option.

    Thanks

  • http://lapoubelleverte.com/blog/ shabby

    Bwah! I love it all! Particularly those Marni heels *drool* I want to see that full Cookie Monster outfit, it's intriguing.

    shabby
    http://lapoubelleverte.com/blog/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11877099020523978853 Chloe

    The Cookie Monster Chic is the outfit I'm liking the most!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18359692445710227141 Collections

    I love the hairy chest photo and neon green shoes in the first photo.

    http://www.fashionablecollections.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086402679625574088 Heather

    AH! BRIGHT COLORS YES YES YES YES YES!!! More please!!! And those gloves with the gold palm are out of effing control!

    http://fashionistanygirl.blogspot.com/

  • http://almostverbiage.wordpress.com/ almostverbiage

    I really love the multi-colored fringe heels in the first pic, and the shiny red strappy sandals with baby blue socks, but those metallic spike heels are a woman killer. Not worth it!

    Oh, and the violin purse rocks. I did play, too.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10495327416460092422 Megan Younce

    I would kill for those silver studded heels!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16859425344054563477 clotheshunger

    those neon green miu mius… I MUST HAVE THEM.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15110129229977718587 The Magic Mirror

    LOVE all the shoes and bags. Hurray for color!

    Amber
    themagikmirror.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05345225002773583958 My Style Canvas

    Love all the shoes in this post. But the hairy orange chest–yikes. Can't say I'm feeling the Sesame Street/Muppets chic.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15841012451883790811 marialε

    Love your post! I love the violin clutch..

    xx
    mariale
    myfashiobug.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06507280028394848493 CwR Blog

    OMG, That red rock n roll jacket is so cool!!! what is it? is it DIY jacket??

    xox
    maiya
    http://www.reachcouture.com

  • http://iamstephanieb.tumblr.com/ Stephanie B.

    What a great post!! Get ready for brights this season! Especially Oranges!

    P.S I've always wondered the same do those spikey shoes ever make it through airport security… id rather be safe and not wear them on a day I fly.

  • http://stylefyles.tumblr.com Mary @ stylefyles

    awesome. awesome, awesome, awesome shots. Those heels are just amazing. Each and every one of them.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06841237588940938787 Lydia

    I just died about 50 thousand times looking at these pictures.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01833953291419734182 kimchicsisters
  • Maddie

    "Ultimately, I can't be funny all the time. Sometimes it just doesn't happen for me. I'm only human. Psych, I'm dancer. In any case though, I do really want plastic star adorned beaded friendship bracelets."

    This is like my new favorite quote.

    AHHHHH!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02756585515065845268 Aubrey and Melissa

    I would do just about anything to own any of those heels!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05709577571492447685 Pretty Shiny Sparkly

    I swear to you I had an elastic plastic (say that five times fast, sounds so trendy!!!) star bracelet like that when I was a kid in the good old' 80's. Brings back memories of Rainbow Brite and Eureka's castle. Remember them?!?!?

    No?!?

    Um, awkward turtle. Guess it's just me, then!

    Pretty Shiny Sparkly

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03488662608507492378 Bianca

    tommy's photos make me cry tears of joy.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15794200198100861432 pau

    wow wow wow i don't have words for all this beauty

    http://www.ohmydior.org/

  • Anonymous

    oh yeah, i definitely want that world shipping-fedex-chic clutch.

  • Anna

    Hahaha – I love your allusion to The Killers. What on earth do those lyrics mean? They're not even proper English, grammatically and syntactically speaking…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12803597155110452257 Kerrin

    absolutely LOVE this post!! on a separate but not unrelated note, i went on a date tonight…with a man….and used EXTREME personal-discipline to not wear the harem pants.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17383655317628554217 Jessica

    I could send you dozens from my parents home, I made friendship bracelets like crazy in childhood.

    Oh and that telephone bag has to be the next phenom…I mean really? Who can resist!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07919957444563723028 Olga

    love colors – fresh and adorable
    http://olga-algohermoso.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10239424501972826047 Elettra

    AHAHAHAH, I'm loving this post! Those kitschy clutches are amazong ..I want the fedex chic! :D

    http://whatsgoingonmymind.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10956415191472976368 theflowerdrum

    lady baba! I LOVE HER! ultimate MR viking

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00207083711507978637 Eugenia Woods

    Love the socks/sandals combo. Especially though, those neon green pumps in the first photo. What are they??
    Hilarious post, as always!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05877275343049494349 katou

    What an amzing post absolutely love most of those trends :) )
    http://insidekatouscloset.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04779325866034016117 Emma @ FASHION WONDERLAND

    Great photos! Loving all the bright colours! I love the socks with heels look as I am too scared I will not pull off!
    I'm now following hope you can stop by and follow back!
    Have a great weekend!
    FASHION WONDERLAND X

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12347329353442093349 crystal glamour

    love all styles amazing

    last day of snorgtees giveaway @
    http://pinklemonincrystal.blogspot.com

  • Cara

    yo, MR– I've been thinking about this a lot lately…what would Woman Repelling look like??

    Thanks MR (i just noticed the irony of MR looking a lot like Mr.)

    Love ya!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05376418365593022416 Francia

    In love with Marni platforms and St-Patrick's day inspired socks! :-)
    http://stylishpoint.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04434378820712182521 Maria-Chara

    lovin the 1st pic…check out our fashionblog in bloglovin "urbandrops" xx

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18119926767817184184 Raz

    I love this pictures!
    Definitely going to have to invest in some platforms, they just look so good…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06081938371697625145 Toyin Lola

    These photos are so inspiring, Love them

    http://fashionistoyinlola.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15317003170413037723 Ash

    Neon shoes and socks? That's the next thing to do on my list!

    This post is totally man-repeller. But what happens when the men catch on and they (gasp) like the man-repelling outfits? Do we go back to (gasp again) normal outfits?

    Denim + Cotton

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08847440156597573731 Cate

    i know that this is counterintuitive but when i see these man repellers, my loins are atingle!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00148027989207564354 Juliet

    What an amazing looks! I want want want!

    Juliet xxx

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17867844664084693151 Fantasy Candy
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12398547380505833940 LuxeCouture

    Cannot wait to try all these styles out as soon as Fall hits hard! SO excited!

    I'm proud to say I'm your newest follower! Follow me at: http://luxecouture05.blogspot.com/
    x

  • Anonymous

    I NEED all these shoes! Brilliant blog and that "Psych, I'm a dancer"? Genius.
    Aren't the safety pin jacket and trousers from the Balmain ss 2011 collection?

  • http://modanuovo.wordpress.com/ modanuovo

    you and the sartorialist caught the same letterman's jacket chick!

  • http://the-glitz-blog.blogspot.com The Glitz Blog

    bright socks & strappy heels <3 a marriage made in man repeller heaven :)

    the-glitz-blog.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18354752057877010017 fostaaah

    Wow, those spiked booties are to die for!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17130458950779409870 A.E

    I WANT ALL OF THIS! And whilst that is definitely a good thing for your choosing skills, it is also making me wonder how exactly my allowance is going to even begin to cover all this Any cheap options? Please? For my sanity? :)

    http://fashionregardless2.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01158132032254436028 Golden Girl Olive

    Obsessed with procurring Anna's gloves.

    Olive

    http://www.VisforOlive.blogspot.com

  • Erin

    Does anyone know who the designer of the violin clutch is? I love it!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14870866601660892910 jhuynh

    world clutch – sign me up!!

    http://indiaandfen.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12869409832530479206 Chantelle

    Hahaha! Oh god, I love your writing. And I'm actually quite inclined to pull the "St. Patty's Day" look. Must…find..striped green socks…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04230176581707175058 Elizabeth

    I just discovered your blog and I absolutely adore it (and you!!!) While reading your latest posts I realized that you may have somehow influenced the outfit I wore last night. I don't really think of myself as a "Man Repeller" but last night I wore a leopard print, very wide legged, drop crotch jumpsuit. I'm pretty sure that if I was single and out to get some, I would have been completely unsuccessful.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00977238237864833387 weak nerves and terrible vanity

    i love all of the pictures!

    so, i'm doing the Edinburgh Charity Fashion Show 2011, and did some styling for the shoot (it's on my blog) it would mean a lot to me if you could tell me what you think as i am a big fan of your blog.

    this would just be me dreaming but, if you could actually come to the fashion show on the 18th this month everyone would freakkkkkkk out! BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK! KEEP IT UP! xxxxxxx

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08626163128756906563 Loresfashion

    love the silver heels!

    http://loresfashion.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16780268880844791681 silvie

    you're are a GENIUSSSSSS!
    love silvie
    http://oneadaysilvie.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06313278628521374500 Sandy

    Oooooh my god those spiked metal shoes are drop-dead gorgeous!!

    <3
    Sandy
    http://chasingglitters.blogspot.com

  • http://www.stylesymmetry.com eyeliah

    hehe, great roundup. The shoes DONT make it thru security. Colorful fur FTW!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09545834497243881745 C. Madeleine’s

    We have the telephone cord phone for sale! Check it out!

    http://cmadeleinesvintage.com/paris-fashion-week-streetwear/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07402619672119377705 Villedela

    This post is fantastic in its entirety. I'm loving the neon socks and strappy sandals. Dare me to bring this look to the South? Thought so.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01232032861019457995 Ambika

    Wow this is amazing…all of it. I'm especially in love with the silver shoes. Aah how I wish I were there.

    ambikakashi.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15578678568161906538 WendyB

    Looking forward to wearing my old neon yellow Dolce & Gabbana shoes!

  • Anonymous

    you are fucking hilarious this is awesome

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10866760412605205626 Warhol

    every single picture is fabulous and has something i like and would wear (or do, in the green hair case)! great great!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14512421262905078789 Lisa

    okay, you're absolutely hilarious, i'm definitely reading on a regular basis from now on.

  • http://www.oshedesigns.com/blog/ Rose

    OMG! I used to have a vintage telephone wire purse! I carried it all the time (despite hateful glances from strangers) until it literally fell apart. Awesomeness.

    http://www.oshedesigns.com/blog

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14073793137784988332 Hattie

    holy shit telephone cord bag, I never noticed the cords, because I think I saw it in person! love bright ombre, just did my purple! cheers! love your blog,,,,Megan….themartiantide.blogspot.com

  • http://unique28.com/ Unique28

    I love your blog its so informative lol i like the clothes you post, definatly cool. Can you please Look at unique28.com for more fashion, i think you would like it

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15643889412483797471 kirbyjo

    love them all…..

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08001582269041198140 Dipika Lakshmi

    the neon shoes, x socks and sandals look really funky and cool

  • Anonymous

    Hello!
    Some of you know where I can buy the violin clutch?

    Thank you!
    adat219@hotmail.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08875114585115291105 neatsociety

    love the colours.
    we have posted about neon chic too.

    http://neatsociety.blogspot.de/2012/05/clothes-we-like-neon.html

    hit us up!
    much love from germany

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