Jason Wu Tugs at My Heartstrings, Shows Lady Bowners
I understand you may become thoroughly sick of reading my rants about lady bowners but nothing excites me more than the prospect of watching next fall follow an aesthetic I am so keen on and as is happens, lady bowners were all the rage on Jason Wu’s runway.
As evidenced by the above photos, androgyny chic infused with a proportionate size of femininity is following us deep into the trenches of next fall and that means one thing and one thing only: loads o’fashion buddies, very few to have sex with. And as though my heart weren’t undergoing severe palpitations as it were gazing longingly at the neck pieces adorning the above, well, necks…
By golly a towel made entirely of feathers! With polka dot legs peeking out!
Fall stats as of February 11: Jason Wu, 1. Birth control, 0.