Style notes from Alexander Wang’s Saturday show include: muted palettes worn together, fur accents–on clothes, shoes and sunglasses, a cue from the bedroom, cape inspired blazers, garbage bags from Chicistan, shredded hemlines, perpetual lady boners. The man is great at breakthroughs and more importantly: keeping my blog alive.
Alexander Wang Does Man Repeller Chic Like Nobody Else Can
Remember those pillows you’d buy to wear around your neck to keep your body parts in tact while flying overseas? While yes, some were made in various prints including Man Repeller favorites: leopard and snake print, why invest in a neck pillow when A.Wang is offering up premium quality fur collars to serve the same function.
Not beer goggles per se, but you’d better pray homeboy is wearing his if you want to get on riding his banana boat while sporting your fur sunglasses. I will also address how important it is to keep your body supremely warm in an ensemble like this while neglecting your little legs and toes.
Sleepwear knickers on steroids, equipped with bed slippers and nipples! Sign me up.
The only thing cooler than a maxi skirt? A shredded maxi skirt. The nude palettes really tugged at my heart strings. And lady boner. If a palette can tug at a lady boner.
And taking another cue from sleepwear, I give you: the fur sandals. I had a pair just like this that came with my Pretty, Pretty Princess board game. Because my feet don’t grow they still fit me. Who’d have thought I’d be Alexander Wang legit in fur sandal slippers? And before I completely distract myself with my new Man Repeller win, wave hello boys and girls, to the blazer cape.
Fashion Week consumation stats: Birth Control: 0. Alexander Wang: 432542143567184.