Those of you that do, often condense into 140 characters some pee in your pantsing funny musings and direct them at me. Others send photos of mismatched prints and Pollyanna inspired maxi-dresses that utterly heat my loins. A lot of the inspiration from this here blog comes from your tweets and photos and so in light of this, I've decided to start an end-of-week installment that will chronicle my favorite tweets of that week. To be eligible to make it into the round-up, you must of course, be following my sweet behind on Twitter. Bonus points for excessive crassness and nudity.
And so, let's kick it back social media style starting with the lurvely lads at Dallin Chase.
RT @DallinChaseNY @ManRepeller nothing says #youaintgettinsome like a denim onesie...and a cardigan...and men's shoes http://plixi.com/p/72417908
Conversely, nothing says #iaintbuyingyouadrinktonight like a denim onesie...and a cardigan...and men's shoes. That said, when I can make my personal orders? Hmm?
RT @StyleCaster @ManRepeller you should really have a bat signal or something.
I do, asshat. Shows how well you know me.
RT @BloglovinAwards Nominated for Most Original Blog: @galadarling @bunnybisous @bryanboy @stylebubble @manrepeller - vote at http://bloglovin.com/awards
RT @KIMBERLYTAYLOR1 @ManRepeller styles the Fall 2011 lookbook.... #seeforyourself!! http://yfrog.com/h81dlyj
So I did what anyone would do and paired leopard print with snake print to compliment a pose that would suggest I am the most eclectic mime on the east coast.
On to a topic I hold near and dear:
RT @ AConsti @ManRepeller you would be proud of my sisters pyjama bottoms! #thingsthatlooklikevaginas http://twitpic.com/3tdm49
Hey, are these couture?
You take it, and you thank God, Jannuzzi. You thank God.
RT @riomatchett @ManRepeller - Wedges and tights, thoughts? I feel it is utterly acceptable, but I'm being advised otherwise...
Wedges and tights unacceptable? That's like banning peanut butter and jelly. Don't be crazy. Ride together, die together. Wedge out or ledge out.
RT @Miss_Content I'm full on repelling today cc: @ManRepeller http://plixi.com/p/72573358
If these came with genitals, I would definitely procreate with them. Shoes with genitals...something to look into. Lonely labia no more.
RT @theintersection @ManRepeller worthy? http://t.co/sQtVLxs
I call this one: Fashion Week Prep.
I asked: How many utility jackets is too many?
You answered:
RT @br1gid @ManRepeller lindsay weir got by on one but there's no such thing as too many.
RT @arthacarl @ManRepeller That is a trick question. The answer is that you can never have too many. The same goes for oversized grandpa sweaters.
RT @ckcaitlinkelly Oh, well u need at least 4, but anything more is an enviable novelty RT"@ManRepeller: How many utility jackets is too many?"
RT @thefashionhash @ManRepeller you can NEVER have too many!
It's true. I tricked ya, suckas. You can never have too many. You can, however, have too few. In which case, go back and start again.
Not trying to hit on myself or anything, but that is some good quality advice.
RT @wtcooper @ManRepeller check out this man-repelling ensemble. http://plixi.com/p/73044707
Union worker meets sanitation department chic. Especially pictured lopsided and what not.
RT @rachelstrugatz diy turbans take 2 and 3: http://twitpic.com/3u8x4r and http://twitpic.com/3u8xtp (cc: @ManRepeller @kristigarced @itsonlyfashion)
The asshats online editors at WWD get their turban on in my honor and spare no one. Not even the cardboard cut out of dear ol'Eddie.
RT @thecoveted New on @eatsleepdenim: The @ManRepeller Does St Style in @7fam by @jessconatser http://ow.ly/3MeqF
Just getting my fur x suede aquatic shoe on. I'm a woman of many themes.
And to end this twitter slide show, we defer the topic to none other than Anna dello Russo
RT @MarissaBronfman Who wore it better? Ashwarya Rai or @annadellorusso? http://tinyurl.com/4qgql8b What does @ManRepeller think about the feathered shoulders?
I understand that Black Swan references are already over-saturated and perhaps even outdated but gosh, if those feathers haven't granted you ladies to opportunity to literally fly in the sky, you got ripped off.
If you haven't already, get in on the action! Tweet your favorite man repelling looks at me. And if you have, please keep going. You are the substance of which my man repelling soul is made.










i bemoan that you did not include my top knor reference tweet :(
ReplyDeletebut these are hella funny :)
Sweet. I like the feathers lol www.copperetiquette.wordpress.com
ReplyDeleteomg those feathers anna dello russo is amazing
ReplyDeleteIs that a bit from your closet??? Show us mroe! Show us more!
ReplyDeletelove the bloglovin thing. subliminal message much?
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God, I looooooove those feather shoulders and wedge booties. Orgasmic.
ReplyDeleteHilarious, and one more reason for me to keep away from Twitter. I'd be on there every five minutes sending you pics of myself repelling every man in a 5k radius. Oh, and did you know you got another mention in the Life supplement today (Melbourne, Australia)?
ReplyDeleteyou are f-in hAaaalArIous!
ReplyDeleteIt finally all makes sense, I'm a Man Repeller!
ReplyDeleteSo many things fall into place
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Just found u! Can't believe it took so long
ReplyDeletei frequently say " i could have kids with these shoes" suddenly i dont feel so weird, thanks
ReplyDeleteOH, but they do make shoes with genitals (http://weirdnews.about.com/od/suggestedreading/ig/Weird-News-Photo-Extravaganza/Penis-Shoe.htm).
ReplyDeleteYou can always count on Auntie Viv! Happy procreation! LOL. Teasing.
That pic of you posing cracked me up. Love the face you're making! I also really like those football player feathered shoulder things.
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that vogue cover is incredible
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I think both wore it well
ReplyDeletei voted for you! and i put your URL in as the best blogger! i seriously pee my pants laughing when i read your blog.
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I do like the feathers! But I love this Twitter feature! Funny, funny stuff here!
ReplyDelete"...if those feathers haven't granted you ladies to opportunity to literally fly in the sky, you got ripped off."
ReplyDeleteI literally laughed my ass off with that!!
Ha I must tweet you sometime. Just don't block me my humor is often demoralizing, but always catchy in some form.
ReplyDeleteahaha.. so funny!
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I banged out the wedges(to be referred to from now on as Potatoes) . And the tights. AND THE BRIGHT YELLOW DRESS. And no, no I didn't pull... I'll try tweet you a photo. It was totally worth it, I felt like a gold bar.
ReplyDeleteLove love love Aishwarya! and love love you!
ReplyDeleteThe wedges are T.D.F!!! and i can't believe a tweep asked you about wedges and tights: obv doesn't live in my north pole environment where we rock tights and wedges the way some southern dwellers rock uggs and denim skirts ;)
ReplyDeleteash pulls the look better!
ReplyDeleteAnna. Just because she wore it in real life with no help from Photoshop whatsoever. Bless her soul, she's brave.
ReplyDeleteYour pose is the best part of that picture!! Ha, love it.
ReplyDeleteThe draw stings on the pj pants are a bit weird!
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