Holiday Giveaway: Win A Dagger, But Don’t Stab Yourself
Fellow Repellows, I am coming out of my sabbatical for a short moment because it’s holiday season and I am all about delivering the gift of words. And weapons. Keep reading.
It should be no surprise to you by now that as bona-fide Man Repellers, it’s our responsibility to feed, nay, bleed on jewelry that resembles violent weaponry.
…See what I mean? Image via handheld device.
…See what I mean? Gilded shark bite win! Image via handheld device.
And because I (read: Shop The Far Out) love your asses so hard, we want nothing more than to see daggers strapped across your fingers. So behold: a holiday giveaway! Hooray!
Win your own Noir dagger ring and give a round of applause to the unique collaboration presented here: sword, spermicide and finger claustrophobia rolled into one piece of must-own jewelart.
All you have to do is follow Shop the Far Out on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook and then comment on this post right here with your e-mail address, explaining to me how you will use your new sword. Best use wins the ring, my heart and the satisfaction of knowing we have friendship-weapons.
So, get crackin’
Or should I say…slashin’…SLASHIN’ IN FASHION. You see, it just makes sense.
Ready, set, stab!
(Short note: I’m sorry, international repellows, this contest is only open to US inhabitants. I will make it up to you with tap dance lessons of sorts in the future. This I promise.)