Things that Look Like Vaginas: The Gap Gets Trendy

by Leandra Medine
November 1, 2010
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From accessories like Zanotti for Thakoon’s labial folded sandals and Helmut Lang’s new collection of purssys, it’s slowly becoming evident that 2010′s hottest trend is all about channeling female genitals. Marchesa got a head start on the trend in the apparel department, modeling several of their Spring/Summer 2011 cocktail dresses after the organ we all know and love. Lately, more mainstream brands have started to jump on the tranny train; take a look at The Gap’s latest stroke of sartorial genius.

Holy vagina on my chest! Are you fo’real? 
If I had known this dress was in existence before Halloween, I would have dressed up as myself from the inside. Unfortunately though, I didn’t. 

She who describes Gap’s products wrote the following: You’ll wear this so many ways. Whether you layer and belt it over leggings or let it drape over skinny jeans you’re sure to look feminine and stylish.
Something just seems unethical about layering, belting or draping your lady bits, but she’s right in that you are sure to look really feminine. 


The dress on sale for $19.99. Someone once told me $20 will get you nowhere in this city. She was wrong though because $20 have so far gotten me many (one) a pasta dish at Bar Pitti, a cab ride from uptown to downtown, one (singular) drink at The Standard, and now it will get me a vagina made of cotton sewn on to my chest! Andrew Jackson, I love you.

With that, I wish you a happy November 1st.

REPLIES
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16802644295099928921 Sarah Dee

    Hilarious!

    Sarah
    theantiquepearl.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12869409832530479206 Chantelle

    OMGGG HAHAHAH *dies*

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10580036482104197758 “Vishí e Puà”

    So hilarious!!! Cute observation!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05762806276147177254 TEXTBOOK

    yah just drape it over skinny jeans. drape.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07697979490850156500 Annie

    LOL looking back, how can those designers NOT notice this??!!

  • http://www.kimberlytaylor.com kimberly taylor

    i almost fell off my chair laughing… once again the manrepeller finds whats hiding in plain sight!
    Talk about subliminal messages!

  • Anonymous

    omg you are absolutely hilarious!!

  • Anonymous

    Fourteen times twenty dollars will get you the corresponding accessory.
    http://www.barneys.com/Slit%20Flap%20Messenger%20Bag/00505006598938,default,pd.html

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • Anonymous

    this is too much. too much.

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