If I Had To Wear One Outfit Everyday For The Rest of My Life, This Would Be It

by Leandra Medine
November 7, 2010
Because of the Bergdorf Goodman window challenge, I’ve quite taken a liking toward Polyvore and so I pieced together several virtual looks yesternight and with the one above concluded that if I had to wear one outfit everyday for the rest of my life, this would be it. 
Reason with me for a moment.
1. Birth Control Glasses are dapper, even more so when paired with an elegant dress.
2. I sweat this very Versus bondage dress. It is worth $2,500, so even if I didn’t want to wear it every day, I would likely have to. Which is fine. Dominatrix bonus point: the satin is so thick it almost looks leather. I don’t think this is a Man Repeller, but when a man weighed in (last Sunday at Opening Ceremony to be exact,) he said “I’ll make you a cage. You can wear that. My treat.”
3. While Amelia Earhart was an aviatorista, I think I could give her a run for her money in the 3.1 Philip Lim jacket that is so characteristic of Fall 2010 I may or may not regret my decision to wear it everyday for the rest o’my life.
4. And finally, Thakoon leather wedges with a wooden heel. They win a matching point re: my jacket. Spring forward, fall back. Leather and wood make them multi-seasonal but the real reason I chose them is because it is slowly becoming evident that every Thakoon shoe is designed with a female genital in mind. I’ll swipe to that.
(That was a credit card joke, do you get it?)
Impractical? Yes, but when has fashion ever been about function? Together, the outfit is so incoherent, it’s perfect. 
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16802644295099928921 Sarah Dee

    As much as I hate to admit it dear, I dont think this is man repelling at all, ITS HOT! tsk tsk


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17486147958211746138 Samantha Lui

    WOW. I love the bondage dress! it is so hot and man-repelling (sorta) at the same time!!

  • http://theutterlyinspired.blogspot.com/ theutterlyinspired

    i honestly dont think that dress could repell anything!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14441338787660747184 Becca Jane

    Love this. Those boots = love.

  • http://mulberrytea.wordpress.com/ mulberrytea

    I can totally understand your Polyvore addiction as I have been suffering from the same thing!

    I just stumbled upon your blog, and I must say it's hilarious. That Philip Lim jacket is amazing!