I’ve realized that my installments of Guess the Blogger Pose
are more “who wore it best” contests
than they are an opportunity for you to actually guess the blogger poses.
would you rather have an interactive go at actually guessing the pose, or do you like seeing me
make a fool of my little behind
put myself up against different bloggers (and or little baby ponies
) in who wore it best contests?
Do note: I will likely make a fool of myself whether you choose the guessong option or not.
Moving forward. Guess who…?
It’s me silly, duh. But can you guess which blogger I am emulating?
shoes: Chloe, socks: Missoni, pants: Opening Ceremony, sweater: The Kooples, tee: T by Alex no Wang
condom cape: Zara, oversized clutch: Reece Hudson. Sunglasses from the street, Prince street to be exact.
I have a heart of gold, so I will give you a hint: I’m pouting to make my cheekbones look more defined. The actual blogger’s cheekbones do this naturally. I get an extra Repeller point for looking like an asshat…one more for my enormous FUPA.
If this doesn’t make you want to take me home to ma, I don’t know what will.
…Maybe this? See below.
Have you guessed? Are you wrong? The right answer is Frou Frouu.
She loves fur hats.
And has high cheek bones.
She wears condom capes.
With socks. And man trousers.
all images via Frou Frouu
…And temple toppers. Holy lady boner, you’re the one, Frouu.
Now tell us, fellow Repellows. Who wore it best?
Just a small disclaimer before you chose though, do note that I posed for a camera while puckered up to make this happen while wearing fur on my head and sunglasses on my face and printed socks on my feet and fupa trousers on my legs. It was the best hour of my life.