Shoes That Love Butt Sex, Right This Way

by Leandra Medine
October 12, 2010
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Early this morning a twitter follower tweeted a link at me. I read it while I was sleeping. I’m happy that when I woke up I checked my @mentions again because it was the best link my virginal eyes had ever seen. 

Before I tell you to see below, I think it’s important that you know I really considered toning the crassness of my blog down a bit (*editor note: lies). So far, I fail. As of this moment, I’ve already previously documented a shoe that resembles a vagina and a shoe that will put your sex life at halt. I never thought I would document a shoe that provokes the thought of anal sex… (*editor note: it also provokes thoughts of doggy style — a very popular position with the sexually active these days. just saying…)

Evidently though, I would/did/am. So, if you intended to set some time apart from your busy day to think about doing it–or taking it–from behind, eat your ass heart out, SHE’S IN READY POSITION! (*editor note: or like the legendary 1990 two live crew song says: “face down, ass up, that’s the way i like to…”) 

I can’t believe I just wrote that. I really wasn’t raised to talk like this but then again, I’m not the pervert who created these shoes either. I just bring the news to you. Though I could have been the pervert who created these shoes, I wouldn’t put it passed myself.

But I didn’t and right here right now, that’s whats important.

REPLIES
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17504900838123552464 Saraï

    These are the most hideous shoes I've freaken ever seen. And seriously so offensive for women that I don't get who is the brainless idiot that would fucking buy this shit. Here you have it I spoke my mind without censure. Don't tame your blog I just freaken love it juuuust the way it is and as you may see I'm not the only one.

    xoxo

    prettylilthgs.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02639377250450855934 Hannah

    God these are even better than his chewing gum shoes I posted about!

    ps. What on earth is that plastic thing protruding from directly above the anus??

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02013635340390847981 Julia M

    These are so great. I'd probably be put on the sex offenders register if I wore them in public, though.

  • Anonymous

    hahahhahahhaha,
    halloweeen item

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06125470243328253429 Megan

    i wish that plastic thing enabled one to enlarge the backside of the shoe

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11861381310151894191 Murzipan

    Are those plastic things on the top so you can inflate the shoe or something?! Is that really neccessary? One would imagine there's enough going on…no?!

    Please, please don't tame down your blog! – since a friend introduced me to it, I've been a huge fan.
    My laptop screen would probably thank you though, as it wouldn't be getting hot coffee snorted at/on it daily (Some of us don't even need fashion to repel the trouser snakes, unfortunately).
    x

  • http://thewedordeadwager.wordpress.com/ thewedordeadwager

    The plastic things on the back are the most scary bit.

    What sort of social occasion would these shoes be suitable for? Or am I just going to the wrong parties?

    Toast

  • Anonymous

    These are SO wrong on so many levels… although I agree with everyone above that the apparently non-functional (the shoes DON'T inflate, right?) plugs on the back are the most disturbing part. Crazy. I want to refer to them as "butt plugs" but that's too weird even for me.

  • Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure the plastic bit is a lube pump. Twisted!

  • Anonymous

    HA! Nasty.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10495636226932754154 Monica

    you know there is a shoe with a butt plug heel. designed by a porn star if i remember correctly… why do i know this….?….

  • Rachael

    Did you see the shoe by the same guy that looks like a butt with a cock in it ('xxx pump')?! Those were disturbing! Bahaha!!

    http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/8/view/11738/kobi-levi-shoes.html