No Sex & The City: I’m Under Overalls
For this week’s installment of No Sex & The City, I’m not going to pay attention to you as much as I will myself.
This week(end), I am not having sex because…
I’m waiting for marriage! Duh! JK…I just invested in a pair of 80s denim-sweatpant-blend shorts by 3.1 Phillip Lim. I have a good feeling about my intention to channel Michelle Tanner circa Full House.
And then in a coincidental click, I added a pair olive green cotton blend dungarees by
Michelle Tanner, herself Elizabeth & James to my shopping cart.
Net-a-porter says the overalls are a good way to to embrace this season’s utilitarian trend. While that’s all fine and true, it’s important to note that they are far more functional. They will also make going to the bathroom nearly impossible. This is particularly exciting for me because I hate the bathroom anyway.
You can order a pair too and then we can be army-general-inspired celibates of the night. What do you say? Think about how good it will look with Assad Mounser-inspired jewelry that resembles violent weaponry! Very in tune with the entire theme of the trend, just saying.
I leave you with this: overalls shit on companionship. Not sure about denim-sweat-blend shorts, though.
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