As a self-proclaimed expert in the field of man repelling, I thought it useful to start including photo-heavy tutorials that will document the exciting prospect of DIYing your very own sartorial cock blocks. This week, we’ll start with the TURBAND. Sure, you can buy one (cue: Pixie Market, The Nasty Gal) but think of it like this: when you’re buying say… a salad for lunch, don’t you prefer owning the power to include your favorite ingredients and to make sure it is exactly what you want? No surprise craisins.
Yeah, so turband. DIY.
Before we start I’ll just say, this DIY took place in the comfort of my own bedroom. In real life, people don’t DIY while overlooking the High Line and wearing sequined mini dresses and cat eye sunnies. I’m trying to bring an element of realness to your computer screen. NOW…
Step 4: Tie the folded scarf around your head and pretend you’re a ninja. This is also an optional step though highly recommended.
Step 8: Put on patent leather booties, pose like a douche bag and voila, male genital deterring continues.
Chambray shirt by Madewell
Denim-cotton blend pants (I refuse to call them jeggings) by Current/Elliot
Booties by Privee