Monday, September 27, 2010

Raw Trends: Beefy Bodies

A couple weeks ago, Lady Gaga shocked no one when she wore a dress made entirely of raw meat to the MTV Video Musics Awards. From her silly stunt, spiraled an interesting string of events that would leave meat inspired pieces on Jeremy Scott’s runway just days later at New York Fashion Week.

Come to think of it, designers prepare their collections months in advance. Lady Gaga copied him, what a copy cat. Or rather, cow.

In any case, this post pays tribute to the controversial trend that left PETA members and vegetarians alike vomiting garden burgers and the like.

Actually, this post doesn’t do that at all. It begs the question: who wore it best?

Is anyone thinking what I’m thinking? Where do we find a big enough barbecue?

Your hair is dumb, it is really dumb.

Or C.
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I’m doing that annoying anticlimactic anticipation thing again
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Is it annoying you?
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How about now?
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Just so you know, I am vegetarian
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But I eat fish tacos
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All the time
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ME! Option C. is ME!

Vote in the comments and if I win, I will cook for all of you burgers with the (kosher) ground beef held over my crotch and then send it to your place of residence via FedEx. I probably won’t actually do this.

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