Prada Channels Lots of Things Worth Channeling in Milan

by Leandra Medine
September 28, 2010
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New York Fashion Week was choc full o’lady boners, Man Repellers, and a sex-free Manhattan but what came after gave NY a run for its ability to fend off the little weeners. I was overwhelmed so I did what anyone would do and looked the other way. And then Prada showed last week in Milan and I sat at my screen, slack jawed. The collection provoked many an emotion. I laughed, I cried, I even DIYed. (Look, I rhyme too.) Let’s take a trip down corsia memoria: 

(That may or may not mean memory lane in Italian)

Exhibit A. Hello Freja. 

This dress screams “rub the Buddha on my belly.” You look good with short hair gelled down against your head and a form flattering dress that accentuates your fancy big shoulders. Now, is it just me, or do the brogues that went down this runway bare a striking resemblance to the sneakers people really believe will tone their legs.

I might be pushing it a little, but I’m not wrong here. There is resemblance. These shoes make me want to kill myself. So if you’re interested in participating in what leads to my suicide, buy these here. If however, you accidentally send me the Prada brogues I will wear them and I will like it.

Next,

Cookie Monster as a handbag is very right now. I intend to wear a garbage-can as a dress soon too. Oscar the Grouch may join the fash-pack any season now.
I sweat the intergalactic mirrored metallic silver platforms displayed below.

Especially when paired with a little Mexican flair…
I’ve been waiting for sombreros to make their comeback since Spring Break 2007!

Speaking of things I’ve been waiting to see come back…

Two words, one preposition: Bananas in Pajamas.

Potassium.

And last…

Above is a collage of images I stole from blogger, friend, life parter and mate A Better Roni. She saw a striking resemblance to that krazy kat from Alice in Wonderland, I on the other hand, saw a stronger correlation to the Pink Panther.

Now, if you had a brain, you would check out ABetterRoni here. If not because you like her sweet Prada collaging skills than definitely because…

THIS IS WHAT HER BANNER LOOKS LIKE!


That said, I loved this collection more than I love booties with harnesses on them. You understand that, right?

HaremPants@gmail.com, Tweet @ManRepeller

REPLIES
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10016115461503276329 Emily

    This is obviously the best post you've ever done. xoxo A.B. Roni

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14514040357600815237 A/C

    You pretty much make my day any time you post.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18225298040349571173 Michelle Bobb-Parris

    Your posts kill me each and every time (I know, I know – how am I writing this then?), but this one just takes the cake (so far. This week.)

    Michelle

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11356701963066783728 Hack Girls

    So stoked to see the Aussie Bananas have influenced you as much as they have all Australians. We are manning a repeller army for you down here!

  • sophia

    brilliant interpretation! thankyou for making my day haha

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  • http://fflaneuse.blogspot.com/ Joanna

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
    i love your sense of humour

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10196916017614757144 Morgan and Lua

    There are days I still wake up with the Bananas in Pajamas theme song in my head. I'm glad they're starting fashion trends now.

    Here it goes again…Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs…

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    "two words, one preposition" LOL girl you crack me up

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