Tuesday, September 21, 2010

No Sex & The City: A Small Touch of Tranny

This week you’re not having sex because…

You thought Derek Lam’s gold sequined booties were appropriate footwear for the work place.

Just a few short reminders:
a. it is not New Years Eve
b. you do not work at Studio54
c. nor do you work at Flash Dancers
d. unless you do, in which case, you go girlfriend.
e. you must get paid well because these dapper dans aren’t cheap.
and finally, g. you look like a tranny cowboy

Don’t feel so bad, though…

I wear walking disco balls on the regular. 
I told a man friend that I wanted to wear them as often as possible until the cold weather really set in, he was less than pleased. I suppose a follow-up to his thoughts presented itself while I was walking on Crosby Street the other day and a very fine looking man stopped me. He so eloquently said, “damn girl, those shoes are shiny. Real glittery and shit. You fo’real?”
That said, tootles. 
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