This week you’re not having sex because…
You thought Derek Lam’s gold sequined booties were appropriate footwear for the work place.
Just a few short reminders:
a. it is not New Years Eve
b. you do not work at Studio54
c. nor do you work at Flash Dancers
d. unless you do, in which case, you go girlfriend.
e. you must get paid well because these dapper dans aren’t cheap.
and finally, g. you look like a tranny cowboy
Don’t feel so bad, though…
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