La Unesie

by Leandra Medine
September 5, 2010
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This post is called “La Unesie” and not “The Onesie” because I bought it last month when I was fancy flamingoing around France. The pantaloonytunes and I became one almost immediately after engaging in physical contact with one another at a little market in Juan Les Pins. 

I like infants so I try to channel them as frequently as possible. That’s the real reason I wear cats pajamas onesies. They’re a two for one deal because they function as Man Repellers and bathroom repellers. I’m not particularly keen on Egyptians so I’m not sure how to explain the above pose.

This pose however, captures me in my true state, that is to say engaging in natural douche-baggery.

Got to go eat a hotdog, tootles!

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16802644295099928921 Sarah Dee

    bahaha bathroom repellers…

    Sarah
    theantiquepearl.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14263921117188847136 Gina

    haha :) love the onesie, i agree it must make using the bathroom rather difficult!

  • Anonymous

    If your boobs fall out I think the man repelling aspect of it may be overlooked.

    I love the color.
    And the ruffles.

  • http://vaj.org Wheaas The Baathroom

    cat's payamas is genius. where do you come up with this stuff?

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    ahahaha you are so funny! keep it rizzle, chica

  • GRACIE!!

    OMG
    just found your blog.
    i am obsessed to the point of no return.
    i just procrastinated my chem hw.
    so badly.
    i just read every single entry in your blog, i swear i am not exxagerating.
    BTW i think your eyebrows are so pretty!

  • Moni

    holy mama, I also just stumbled across your blog and after only 10 minutes of reading I've already spluntered several sips of smoothie over my pc-screen because you made me laugh so hard.
    you rock, sister.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10495327416460092422 Mega Ounce

    I'm lovin' those SHOES!! I need a new pair of red flats

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00199595934689001801 DON’T FORGET THE ‘Y’

    Might I suggest "douchebaggervancerie" for future go-to adjective?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05315336981929153351 April Rose

    funny, funny, FUNNY lady.
    Ive added you to my blogroll.
    Much love from Australia!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04155570049228187968 jen

    dig this major! especially since I have the same onesie… except I got mine at Mink in NYC (east village location).