La Unesie

This post is called “La Unesie” and not “The Onesie” because I bought it last month when I was fancy flamingoing around France. The pantaloonytunes and I became one almost immediately after engaging in physical contact with one another at a little market in Juan Les Pins. 

I like infants so I try to channel them as frequently as possible. That’s the real reason I wear cats pajamas onesies. They’re a two for one deal because they function as Man Repellers and bathroom repellers. I’m not particularly keen on Egyptians so I’m not sure how to explain the above pose.

This pose however, captures me in my true state, that is to say engaging in natural douche-baggery.

Got to go eat a hotdog, tootles!