A Mathematical Equation that Involves Neon Googly Eyed Fur
You see, Lady Gaga has always reminded me of Barbies and Kermit
…And Barbies and Kermit remind me of infancy
…And infancy reminds me of onesies
…And onesies are quite literally THE CATS PAJAMAS!
(And the official uniform of she who repels men.)
And that is, following me on Twitter,