A Mathematical Equation that Involves Neon Googly Eyed Fur
Would you wear this purse? If the answer is yes, I beg one question: (hey, me too! Great minds think alike, eh eh) BUT WHY?
I’ll answer for myself by saying that I for one, am particularly partial toward the purse because it is reminiscent of a mixture of my leading-Lady-Gaga ca. Bad Romance.
And that time she wore Kermit the Frog.
You see, Lady Gaga has always reminded me of Barbies and Kermit
…And Barbies and Kermit remind me of infancy
…And infancy reminds me of onesies
…And onesies are quite literally THE CATS PAJAMAS!
(And the official uniform of she who repels men.)
So you see, boys and girls, at the end of the day, everything reverts back to one thing and one thing only.
And that is, following me on Twitter,