Hello from Cannes

Leandra Medine | August 6, 2010

Before I start, many of you inquired about the canadian tuxedo that was described in last Friday’s post. There was no image, but now there is.

I do hope it helps you sleep better tonight.

Upon leaving New York to come and transform the South of France into the new Man Repelling capital of the world, I thought I’d be so French legit at doing it. And then I landed and all of a sudden my striped crop top and utterly offensive boyfriend shorts seemed like a tight mini dress from Bebe. My eyes were blinded by CAPRI denim harem pants (they are worse than you think), drop crotch onesies that resembled maxi dresses and wide ass brim hats, wide enough to knock a mango out at the flinch of a neck. I shit you not.

I felt jealous so I did what anyone would do and bought a bathing suit that resembled a diaper set. I haven’t worn it yet but expect a photo one day. One day soon. I also had a chance to read up on some of my September issues and I cannot wait to wear sweaters and shoes that are hairier than my head. Can I get a heck yea!

I ALSO received an email from my friend Matt early this morning. There was an image attached and this is what it said:

“Remember this? No man repelling here. Low cut top, fitted shorts, your practically a walking wet dream”

I’m not sure I need to spell this out but in any case, I will. Matt is very, very, gay (call him for a good time!) If my hair was say, 5 inches shorter, I could probably pass for a Phillip.

Well, it is 9pm. The sun is setting and so will my labia if I don’t get up and dressed soon. Tout a l’heure!

Contact: ManRepeller@gmail.com, Tweetertwatter: @ManRepeller

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07840604397103605530 sharlyn emily

    i am new to your blog, but i'm lovin it. fabulous.

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    who is this Matt character? From where I'm standing, HE sounds like the walking wet dream.

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    I love your blog! Hope you're having an awesome time in France!
    Should check out http://jakandjil.com/blog/ for some plain ole 'humanity repellent'!

  • Anonymous

    what a horrible jew princess you are. only daddys money accounts for your snobbing the snobs.

  • Anonymous

    I've just lost respect for your clever sense of humor after reading your comment about shorter hair and piercings making you look like a dike. You are insulting and assuming-which makes you look like an ass.

  • Anonymous

    I have a lip piercing, and I thought it would be a REALLY good idea to cut my hair short! needles to say I have been mistaken for a boy/lesbo many a time. it doesn't help when I wear my granddad style ray ban glasses, cut off denim shorts and chunky knit cardigans (yes, with shoulder pads)

    Textbook man repelling on my part.
    love this blog! X

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