Who Wore it Best: My Little Pony Edition

A. My Christian Louboutin fringe booties, once referred to by a man friend as “weird, they look like they are going to jingle, but then they don’t” and also referred to by my father as “a joke.”

…or…
 

B. This little baby pony! Who is really enjoying his life.

One more image of the two contestants up against one another:

Vote for your favorite in the comments! Winner gets a lap dance from me!
(…yes I am aware, the winner is either the pony or myself.)

Obligatory disclaimers: 1. If you don’t vote for me and my shoe, I will fuck you up. I don’t do losing. 2. If you don’t vote for the BABY PONY!!! you seemingly have no soul.

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Thoughts?
  • http://styledon.com StyledOn

    Well, I don't want to look like an asshole so I'm commenting and obvs think that this is the funniest thing ever. You obvs kick that poor little pony's ass – his little souls aren't even red.

  • Anonymous

    LOVE the shoe!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10435463224686040998 tanya

    Maybe crying right now.

  • Anonymous

    I'm all about that pony..

  • Anonymous

    'My Lovely Horse…where are you going with your fetlocks flowing in the…wind.'

    Father Ted votes pony FTW.

    Little bastard has a better hairdresser than me though. So maybe shoe glue.

  • Anonymous

    which ones the pony??

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09898743425395763346 Rosie

    Hi Man Repeller, you are fucking hilarious.

    I would have voted for the pony – but he's ginger!

    So you win.

  • Anonymous

    your toe cleavage makes me think of my cousin's breasts, whom i used to date – so im going with your feet! loves it xoxoxo

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11434497632651114929 Miss Janey

    The pony. But only by a nose.

  • http://riotersbloc.wordpress.com/ riotersbloc

    Ponies all the way!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01496926687915010372 sam

    just want 2 say the blog is dope and 2 keep up the good work. check out streetwearcouture.blogspot.com and let us no wat u think. maybe cop a shirt lol thank u

  • Anonymous

    lol at the toe cleavage comment….

    SHOES

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13924517166595597734 Blue Floppy Hat

    I want the pony. It's easier and more comfortable to use a horse for transport than to attempt to get around from place to place walking on those shoes (and as for bites, I bet the shoes bite worse than the pony- do they, Man Repeller?)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13924517166595597734 Blue Floppy Hat

    And my man-repelling heart will also admit this: I want the pony because it's cute. SO CUTE.

  • http://www.igetafever.com IGetaFever

    Laughing. Out loud (and not just with initials).

  • http://carmencatalina.livejournal.com/ carmencatalina

    Oh, the baby pony is so cute! I apparently have a soul – who knew?

  • MarleneFoxSchwartz

    The pony…sorry:( but you dorock those shoes.lol

  • Laura Falck

    The pony wins, he looks like Fabio

  • http://thevintages.net Is

    So far, it's 5 for shoe, 9 for pony, if I counted correctly – because I'm just bored enough to count. :]

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08509000552394407731 Melissa

    HAHA I am reading this at work… I laughed out loud, which made my snotty coworker come over to see what I was laughing about (and subsequently give me dirty looks for not doing "work related things" but then she read it and laughed too!

    Thank you.

    xxMelissa

  • Sydney

    HAHAHAHA what a great post

  • Anonymous

    more posts like this! please!!!

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