A. My Christian Louboutin fringe booties, once referred to by a man friend as “weird, they look like they are going to jingle, but then they don’t” and also referred to by my father as “a joke.”
B. This little baby pony! Who is really enjoying his life.
One more image of the two contestants up against one another:
Vote for your favorite in the comments! Winner gets a lap dance from me!
(…yes I am aware, the winner is either the pony or myself.)
Obligatory disclaimers: 1. If you don’t vote for me and my shoe, I will fuck you up. I don’t do losing. 2. If you don’t vote for the BABY PONY!!! you seemingly have no soul.
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