How Not to Repel at Opening Ceremony

July 26, 2010

In case you’re not quick on the uptake, the text body of this blog post is blank. I’ve tricked you again because it’s impossible not to repel at Opening Ceremony. For a few thousand dollars, contents of the store will help you maintain your virginity. And if you’ve already given up your oath of celibacy…no fear, Opening Ceremony is where the sexually active vagina goes to die.

If you had good inferring skills you would be able to draw a conclusion that reads something like this: I would trade my first born baby for Opening Ceremony! Who needs codependency when you can have roomy pants! And leather helmets! And onesies! Favorite sale clothes below:

 Look! It’s Ariel the Mermaid’s counterpart…and she has legs! Kind of.

House of Holland’s pants read like a really effective way to cover yourself in chastity belts.

These are Vena Cava’s picnic pants. Called picnic pants because you can actually have a picnic in or on the crotch.

I’m just going to address the elephant in this virtual room, there’s a leather hat attached to her Alexander Wang cape! I speculate it’s padded, should she fall to the ground, or get beaten on the head, she will be A-OK…always a plus in my book.

A big red heart for big red love.

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12721489174660426272 Fashion Intel

    No words for these hot messes but loving your assessment.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06408528472760321101 LADIVASOSA

    omfg. SPOT ON.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01867886481362543250 leslie

    oh dear, why do I love those Vena Cava pants so much? Should I seek professional help?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703673425302524347 hotchagirl

    I really, really like that corset jumper. I could wear it when I'm pmsing to keep my boyfriend away!

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    Oh gosh. I totally love manrepelling clothes.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02013635340390847981 Julia M

    That blue jumpsuit with the bra-cups is SO COOL! I want one, I don't care what my boyfriend thinks (he'll probably be walking 10 steps behind me in town, pretending not to know me…as usual).

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17351701935850974219 Ashley

    I want that cape. If Alexander Wang is the only wang in my life, I am totally fine with it – provided that the cape is miiiiine!

  • Anonymous

    oooh i want the house of holland's pants! i want 'em and i dont care.

  • Anonymous

    Lol is the girl in the last picture a super hero?

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