Holy Hairy

Leandra Medine | July 28, 2010
Image via Jezebel

I know what you’re thinking. I’m thinking the same thing. That little silk bow at the waist of this contraceptive is such a great feminine touch!

Just kidding ladies, that’s obviously not what we’re thinking. More like: O.M.F.G, it’s not a thong? HOW WILL WE CONCEAL OUR UNDERWEAR LINES?

Onward and upward, jokes aside:
Hipsters, rejoice! When it strips down to it, hairy panties will put harem pants to shame.
Vatto-victims, you can rejoice too. This is an effective way to warn your man friend about the old man wearing a sweatband painted across your uterus.  
Also an effective way to wear a caution: do not enter sign without actually wearing a caution: do not enter sign.
Horny celibates, you should rejoice too. This is an effective way to stay faithful to the priesthood without spending buttloads of cash-money at Opening Ceremony.
And finally…men, dispatch. Unless you’ve brought your goggles and a snorkel for a little lesson in muff diving, fornication is not on the menu this eve.

Mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, uncle Roy, aunt Sue, if you’re reading this, I am so sorry.

I don’t have an uncle Roy or an aunt Sue.

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  • jen

    omfg too good… too funny. cant. handle. this.

    dying laughing… the butt should have a crack to compliment the frontal

  • Definitely going to be adding this to my lingerie drawer very soon, I'm thinking it trumps all the agent provocateur pieces I've ever seen.

    Only way they could make this better was if the white was nude coloured; the tromp-l'oeuil affect would work much better in skeevy and dark corners that way.

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  • omg unreal!

  • this is so wonderfully horrifying.

  • I thought these panties were just for girls who went Brazilian, but then their boyfriends felt like they were romancing a five year-old.

  • but the panties are OVER the fishnets…how the fuck do you get the stench out of the fishnets?

  • If people think that's a bush, wait till they get a load of me. (see Batman reference, Joker says)

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