Decorate Your Lady Bits with Vattoo
The Gloss has become the source of many a man repelling concept, object, and/or accessory. Today though, those crazy kids win the award for bringing to my attention the most Man Repelling way one can tamper with her vagina. I bring you, vattoo-ing. Unlike clitter, vattoo will not turn your labia into a YAYbia…and unlike Vajazzle, your yeast infection will not become jewel confection.
I will promise you something though. Your vajeen will become uh, something to be seen. There’s a Spa in Manhattan “bikini inking” vaginas. They call themselves laser specialists but from evidence the image above suggests of this man’s beard, made up of a vattoo-victims PUBIC HAIR I’d say they need to re-assess that which they specialize in.
I’ll have to pass on having a sweatband-clad bearded man hanging out on my uterus. It’s not very characteristic of a self-proclaimed Man Repeller and I stay true to my alias. Instead, I will continue maintaining my oath of celibacy the old fashioned way, shopping at Opening Ceremony and on Net-a-porter.
If you however, decide you can’t live another day without letting your poon’s freak flag fly, head over to Completely Bare and then send a picture! Just kidding, please don’t. Keep that shit to yourself.
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