Monday, June 21, 2010

Vivienne Westwood, Are You Fo’Real?

Female readers, rejoice! Today we’re taking a break from ripping our beloved sartorial choices a new asshole and instead weighing in on the some of the trends walking the runway at Mens Fashion Week. At the forefront of Woman Repelling rest two words: Vivienne Westwood.

Highlights from the tranny shitshow below. 

All images via WWD.

It must be hard reporting for Womens Wear Daily. Having to offer an unbiased opinion about a men’s show that features spray tans and toupees is perhaps more painful than being forked in the eyeballs. And so, I commend your talent.

Here’s WWD’s short commentary: Vivienne Westwood’s usual anarchic tribe sported metallic knits, paint-splashed denim, clashing plaids and strips, all interspersed with a tailored mix – complete with braces and checked shirts – that ironically stole the show.

…And here’s mine: Taking an amateur page from the sartorial genius that is Ed Hardy, Vivienne Westwood has done it again. From toupees, spray tans, and suspenders on the androgynous models, to the neck scarves–that we speculate will be used for strangling purposes post show,– fine tailored checkered cropped suits and drop crotch trousers, if this collection isn’t a clear indication that a man close to Westwood fucked her and never called, we don’t know what is.

Below, a few more looks from the epic runway to curdle at your heartstrings.

More alarming in this small four-photo gallery than the white cropped suit with bow tie and blonde toupee, those knee highs and the hair that comes with them, and the Rastafarian inspired look is the umbrella, toupee, spray tan, necklace, sunglass, man-thong combination… I hate to be the one to tell you this, but inner leg evidence suggests you don’t have a weener.

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