Vivienne Westwood, Are You Fo’Real?

Female readers, rejoice! Today we’re taking a break from ripping our beloved sartorial choices a new asshole and instead weighing in on the some of the trends walking the runway at Mens Fashion Week. At the forefront of Woman Repelling rest two words: Vivienne Westwood.

Highlights from the tranny shitshow below. 

All images via WWD.

It must be hard reporting for Womens Wear Daily. Having to offer an unbiased opinion about a men’s show that features spray tans and toupees is perhaps more painful than being forked in the eyeballs. And so, I commend your talent.

Here’s WWD’s short commentary: Vivienne Westwood’s usual anarchic tribe sported metallic knits, paint-splashed denim, clashing plaids and strips, all interspersed with a tailored mix – complete with braces and checked shirts – that ironically stole the show.

…And here’s mine: Taking an amateur page from the sartorial genius that is Ed Hardy, Vivienne Westwood has done it again. From toupees, spray tans, and suspenders on the androgynous models, to the neck scarves–that we speculate will be used for strangling purposes post show,– fine tailored checkered cropped suits and drop crotch trousers, if this collection isn’t a clear indication that a man close to Westwood fucked her and never called, we don’t know what is.

Below, a few more looks from the epic runway to curdle at your heartstrings.

More alarming in this small four-photo gallery than the white cropped suit with bow tie and blonde toupee, those knee highs and the hair that comes with them, and the Rastafarian inspired look is the umbrella, toupee, spray tan, necklace, sunglass, man-thong combination… I hate to be the one to tell you this, but inner leg evidence suggests you don’t have a weener.

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Thoughts?
  • Molly

    Those aren't toupee's they are wigs. I think they are awesome since they scream fake! But the high-water pants…awful.
    I'd like some of the suits if it wasn't for the overly long ties and cropped pants.

    The patterned knee socks are sickening as well.

    I do LOVE your take on the show!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17075906072252760531 chuck n.

    hahaha, all of this is so wrong.

    at first, i thought the neck scarf was the most disgusting thing, then, i saw the wigs.

    wtf? vivienne westwood is weird to say the least

  • Anonymous

    Thats certainly editorial…..can't say Westwood doesn't have a sense of humor. Anyhoo, I doubt we could tell her anything she doesn't already know. From the little I know of her, id say she knows a lot.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00313182611110110155 reub-envision

    See the true art is what she is telling the world through her clothing lines
    V.W:"hey world I am rich & famous & can rummage through Terrible selections of used clothing; throw it on models & call it a fashion show …But wait the best part is that something in the collection will get featured extensively in fashion editorials for the next 3 months & I will continue to be rich & famous & all from a bunch or garbage…. recycling is the new black & all that"

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