We’d go gay for Nylon Mag.
It worked out nicely that M.I.A was featured on Nylon Magazine’s newsletter’s banner the same week that we were featured as site of the week. Photodocumentation explains the vast reasons below:
Here, M.I.A dons the worst Man Repeller of all: a baby bump. One question: in what world is wearing black and white polka dots while pregnant a smart sartorial move? Holy cow, M.I.A. This is called setting yourself up for failure.
Here she is again, bright blue kicks plus flamenco dress in tact…Rrriba! I’ll add this outfit to the list of things my blue nails emulate. Fun fact: My co-editor hates the word emulate, she will probably rip me a new one in 5..4..3..2..there she is.
M.I.A, I’d like to introduce you to a friend of mine. His name is DJ Sharkbite. I think you two will get along famously.
And last, to quote a close friend, “there are two types of people that wear sunglasses indoors. The blind and assholes.” M.I.A, you put the FUN in function and it wouldn’t be a functioning MR post without the infamous Gold Member-gone-silver plus Ikat print body explosion–skirt/tights/hair combo loud enough to deafen the average human present.
What we’re trying to say is, M.I.A has a serious case of CMRS (Chronic Man Repelling Syndrome) and we fuckin’ love her!
Also, her baby is cute as shit. Call me to babysit, M…just please don’t tweet my phone number. Thanks.
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