Tooting Our Own Horns, Part 2
The fancy flamingos at Australian newspaper The Age got in touch with us last week about featuring the Man Repeller in their Sunday magazine, The Sunday Age. They were doing a feature on jumpsuits…hehe.
Below, find a teeny-titaki snippet from the article. It was sent to us in PDF form because it only appeared in the print version of the paper. I know what you’re thinking: print!? Yikes. The only reason we’re upset though is because print means no comments below article. Unfortunately, ladies and gents, I won’t be able to feature fun comments that include incriminating thoughts about the size of my eyebrows, or the cud that my brain is made of.
The only additional bit I can offer about this is: I don’t use the word “dude,” ever. That was Lemondrop’s idea. In fact, I’m glad these alleged “dude repelling forces” that I have are so persuasive because any male who calls himself a dude likely participates in grave douche-baggery. Right up there with wearing non prescription specs.
And one last thing: as homage to Sunday Age’s article that agrees onesies, unitards and full length jumpsuits are not attractive to the average male specimen, we offer a photo in case you don’t yet agree:
She may be coming from a pajama party but we’re not sure. Her hoop-earrings suggest she’s not.
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AND OMFG HOW DID I FORGET: The closing sentence of the article reads like this: “Medine is the first to admit that her penchant for man-repelling fashion — from shoulder pads and bright red lips to jumpsuits — is to blame for her current single relationship status.”
Heh, call me!