The Man Repellers du jour hit fairly close to home…mainly because they are my nails.
Yesterday, I took the plunge when me and a straight man friend went for afternoon manis! I know what you’re thinking, straight man friend? Yes, so straight. He wanted a foot massage and pedicure because he’s clean. Call him for a good time at 1-800 GOOD HYGIENE. At the salon, several white girl problems were stirring–we overheard one girl complaining to her friend because the lady giving her a manicure was wearing the same Cartier love bracelet. But back to my fingaz, from far they look something like this.
I have ten smurfs growing off the tips of my fingers. The straight man friend with foot problems encouraged painting Man Repeller across my nails though he did say: I’m different than most guys, I appreciate your weird shit.
Disclaimer: On one previous occasion, said man friend with foot problems asked me why I was wearing absurdly high-waisted silk shorts. I responded “because they’re cool” and he rebutted “really? That’s what you think? Ok.”
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