If Ever There was a Timeless Shoe, This is Certainly Not it.

image via Ydan Rodic.

Don’t have a wrist watch? Or a ring watch? Or a head watch? (JK, these don’t exist.) Not a problem. Look down at your feet…keep track of time on two different continents if you want to. You may not guarantee sex for yourself this eve, but you will certainly be the most punctual Pete at the party.

PS. I’m drunk and just went swimming.

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