Guess the Blogger Pose, Part I

by Leandra Medine
June 30, 2010
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 Extra Repeller points if you one of you mangos can guess which personal style blogger I am copy pasting?

Anyone?
Fine, I’ll tell you. 
It’s Rumi Neely!

Why is Rumi always crawling the floors…

doing acrobatic stunts clad in 6 inch wedges…

flaling body parts around in a way that suggests she is dying…

hitting on dead people…

and eating tuna melts or McDonalds on the pages of her style diary blog Fashiontoast?

Whoopsie Daisy Dukes, that’s me and my falafel. I’m so Rumi chic.

Back to the aforequestioned questions. Perhaps because she is a modern day bat woman.

Rumi is my bread and butter. The substance of which my soul is made. I love her dark abysmal guts. So, as homage to her Man Repelling ways, I played a game of copy cat (with who, you ask? Why, myself, of course) and sprawled my legs out against the floor while eating a tuna wrap. Unfortunatey my brass knuckles, leopard ninja scarf and hangover-meets-the-blind blackout shades were on lay away.

I am wearing crotch pinching leopard shorts though.

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13829535931355646962 Fashion By He

    the wedges are pretty sweet,…nice leopard shorts

    -He

    fashionbyhe.blogspot.com

  • http://truettogden.wordpress.com/ truettogden

    make-up seems to be a really important part of her eating process…

    I'm so inspired by this that i'm gonna go eat my breakfast while doing the splits

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    i hope your vageen is okay.

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12721489174660426272 Fashion Intel

    I can get down with someone who eats a sandwich that aggressively, goodness knows I do. I always make sure to get some on my shirt too! Not sure if you're totally talking shit or being cute, and I think that mystery is what I like most!

  • Anonymous

    This was brilliant! Please do more blogger parodies!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16289520392967828383 Fourth Daughter

    I've only just discovered Rumi but already I can see those uncanny similarities to which you're alluding!!! You better get out and buy a shiny table now!

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA! Classic.

    She will be all like yeah, like, whatever, so what, you know, that you have better legs. Dude.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17256619875246395793 observer

    those shoes are unbelievaballs – where can I get them?!

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03401686887977484323 Man Repeller

    the shoes are alex wang fella repellas! get em while they're hot

  • http://twitter.com/ZoeSerendipity L

    Have to admit, this is darn funny. Thanks for the laughs!
    L

  • http://www.nadiapizzimenti.blogspot.com nadia

    You need a reality tv show. NOW!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17578615764375823904 Is

    Rumi's 'floor' is so shiny, it must be a dresser or a table or something – because, really, how could she ever walk on that in the amount of heels she wears?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18159736450413169233 Rumi Neely

    I'm working on a crawling on the floor post as we speak! In this case it's because I don't have furniture in my new place yet. But most of the time I have no excuse whatsoever. Though you aren't as heavily accessorized as I would have liked I am impressed that you are simultaneously eating and sprawling.

    And Is – it was a piece of glass on a dresser.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08888907281287637256 rhart

    She looks like Mary-Kate in that leopard head band one… leopard head band?!

    anyways.. love your blog!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15198418016703779542 Ashlyn

    Loving your brown scarf from your falafel-eating photo.
    Where's it from, so come winter, I can repel men with multiple layers that also hide my face?

    xx.
    Ashlyn

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14070302178221168525 maximilian

    you're so epic!! please do more of these!! would love to see you copy more of your fave bloggers!

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