A Correspondence Betwixt A Man Repeller and Her Counterpart
In an email correspondence between my partner in crime and me, several profound and fundamental subjects were covered. This obviously includes the heavily reduced prices at our Mecca, Netaporter.com (and P.S. our favorite Arabian night inspired DVF harem pants are running for a mere $50!,) the social media networks that have replaced our social lives– (this conversation went something like this, “You’re lucky you were still sleeping when I found the photo evidence on facebook at 6am this morning.” “I know, I’m sorry. Please don’t blast an angry tweet, I don’t know how much more systematic bullying I can take,”) and my hair, my awesome Keratined hair. You may find yourself wondering why I’m sharing this? Because it’s funny. You don’t think so? That’s a shame.
Anyway, among the e-mails, we unknowingly wrote up an entire summer lust list. Take a peek below.
The first image isn’t as much a lust list photo as it is a picture of myself participating in douche baggery.
ManRepeller #1: This is what I”m wearing today. Do I look okay?
I probably won’t make your Bed Rock. Apologies.
(note the double pun…Bieber fever!)