With summer upon us, man repelling sartorial options start to slim down…not! But in the event your crazy man friends think the awesome beach cover-ups we suggested for Memorial Day Weekend were hot, hot, hot, take a look at this swimsuit. It’s sure to slice the cucumber (and also holds the key to our hearts.)
Behold: Zimmermann’s Papillon Bandeau Bikini. It may not look so bad in still shot form but you just wait until this budding beauty is strapped onto your ass…
And if this still doesn’t work…here are a few beach reads (Stay tuned for our full feature on Man Repelling reading material) that will repel a mango from even the sexiest womango wearing the skimpiest stringkini.
Have fun not having sex this weekend!Love,
The Man Repeller
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