Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Rag & (no) Bone(r)


What happens when you cc four Man Repellers on one e-mail with a subject that reads, “Rag & Boner, hold the Boner?” The answer below:

Man Repeller: The most Man Repelling ensemble to ever exist?

Girl #2: She is channeling peasant children. See attached photo.

Man Repeller: Or Fiddler on the Roof! We’re one newsboy cap away from chatting shit in Yiddish.

Girl #3: “Papes! Come get ye papes!”

Man Repeller: Rag & Bone‘s model (Freja Beha Ericskon) and Charles’ Dickens Oliver Twist have one thing in common: they haven’t eaten anything since that fraction of porridge ca. 1838.

Girl #4: She might be channeling Philip Pirrip aka Pip from Great Expectations.

Man Repeller: I’m not sure I know many men who are particularly into having sex with ladies who channel fictional male Dickens characters.

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This runway look was brought to my attention via my Repeller in crime. And in what context, you ask? She’s been lusting over those $290 Rag & Bone pants, cleverly dubbed “Long John Trousers” (though the term trouser is used pretty loosely as they are essentially glorified thermal pajama pants) since the show ran in February.

We placed the order yesterday.

We also had a blowout fight via bbm yesterday over what to title this post. It was between Rag & (no) Bone(r) and Rag & Boner, hold the Boner. The former won.

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