Pages

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Memoirs of an Abnormally Pale, Too Much Pressed Powder in a Color Three Shades Off from Your Skin Tone Geisha

Starring the bird above.

In the event you were beginning to worry that the Man Repeller may become redundant, displaying only photos of different variations of the same pants, blouses, shoes, hats, etc...think again. Because emulating a female snow man, turban wearing African princess warrior, 1920's junkie and Jackie O in just the tiny confines of one simple head will generate the same repellent effect that say, this girl did while strolling through Paris.

Disclaimer: I am currently in the process of perfecting the art of tying a printed silk scarf around my head. Again, I haven't had sex since 2008.

Get in touch with us! ManRepeller@gmail.com

7 comments:

  1. manrepeller, i think i love you.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Amazing blog!

    www.poppy-rosy.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  3. i'm sure i love you. haha.
    you're at my blog!
    www.naopergunte.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  4. to be fair, her skin might actually be that colour, and in the winter in northern europe there is really not much you can do about it.
    but as a fellow walking snow woman, i can confirm it is definitely a man repeller.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I think she looks fab!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Pale skin is one of those things you have to properly accessorize in order for it to be attractive. Snow women, such as myself, need to know what colors to wear and what not. What IS a man-repeller is someone who is naturally extremely pale with a spray-tan. This goes in with the rule of men not liking obviously fake stuff.

    ReplyDelete