Summer unofficially kicks off yesterday and since beachwear is usually associated with man attracting (read: teeny-bikini, boobs, wet bod, hot chix, lots o’leg) we thought we’d take a cue from the editor picks on Shopbop.com and let you know that should you want to repel by the pool…it’s toterly possible, nay, encouraged.
DVF also had you in mind in case you had decided leopard prints aren’t your thing but Nigerian flea markets are. This darling geometric print will keep your vajeen away from the peen by many a pool side.
And for our budget conscious genies, fear not. ShopNastyGal features a reasonably priced pair of Diatribe pants dying to be worn over a white bikini (diaper bottom, please) with a wide brim hat. Really wide.
Finally, if the cover-ups aren’t enough and you’re still on an Aladdin trip, head to your post-beach BBQ in these sequined band wide leg pants.
They’re shiny, they’re big, they’re white, they’re by T-Bags...which means even though the pants will start working their repelling-magic, if you tell the men around you how much you love t-bags, we have a hunch you may in turn start propelling.
BREAKING:Only one pair of the $195 leopard print sheer harem pants left on shopbop. Get crackin’…and in touch with us! ManRepeller@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter for a good time @ManRepeller.