Man Repeller Celebrates Memorial Day Weekend With Leg Coverings that Will Help Relive Arabian Nights as Best They Can

by Leandra Medine
May 27, 2010
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Summer unofficially kicks off yesterday and since beachwear is usually associated with man attracting (read: teeny-bikini, boobs, wet bod, hot chix, lots o’leg) we thought we’d take a cue from the editor picks on Shopbop.com and let you know that should you want to repel by the pool…it’s toterly possible, nay, encouraged.

Exhibit A:
When’s the last time you were sitting in a bathing suit on the beach thought to yourself: man I wish I had some sheer leopard-print harem pants that tie at the ankle to wear over this skimpy bottom. Well, Diane von Furstenberg heard your cry and behold: harem cover up pants.

B:

DVF also had you in mind in case you had decided leopard prints aren’t your thing but Nigerian flea markets are. This darling geometric print will keep your vajeen away from the peen by many a pool side.

C:
And for our budget conscious genies, fear not. ShopNastyGal features a reasonably priced pair of Diatribe pants dying to be worn over a white bikini (diaper bottom, please) with a wide brim hat. Really wide.

Finally, if the cover-ups aren’t enough and you’re still on an Aladdin trip, head to your post-beach BBQ in these sequined band wide leg pants.

They’re shiny, they’re big, they’re white, they’re by T-Bags...which means even though the pants will start working their repelling-magic, if you tell the men around you how much you love t-bags, we have a hunch you may in turn start propelling.

Happy Memorial day weekend! And remember boys and girls, it’s not abstinence that is the safest form of contraception. It’s harem pants.

BREAKING: Only one pair of the $195 leopard print sheer harem pants left on shopbop. Get crackin’…and in touch with us! ManRepeller@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter for a good time @ManRepeller.

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15186806059112397644 Missus

    Haaa! I love the last bit about contraception. Since I've started reading your blog, I've decided one thing…you need to come see some of the women where I live. They're man repellers (not fashionable either!) and somehow, THEY'VE GOT MEN. It's like the whole universe is folding in on itself!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13829535931355646962 Fashion By He

    the DVF pants are actually not that bad, He doesnt mind those that much

    -He

    fashionbyhe.blogspot.com

  • http://ameliaandeloise.blogspot.com ameliola

    I love this article. It's about time we begin to define ourselves by something other than Sex and the City characters. DVF sheer harem pant preferences are way more accurate.

    Like, instead of "I'm a Carrie," it's all, fuck you- I'm "Nigerian Flea Market." And I so am.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16339699755111215558 Jenna Short

    Yup im obsessed with you!

  • http://prettykittydogmoonjewelry.blogspot.com/ Jean Yates

    you are hysterical! great work! Have a wonderful weekend!

    jean yates

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