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Sunday, April 25, 2010

What is a Man Repeller?

man·re·pell·er1[mahn-ree-peller]

–noun
outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. This includes but is not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.
–verb (used without object),-pell·ing, -pell·ed.
to commit the act of repelling men:
Girl 1: What are you wearing tonight?
Girl 2: My sweet lime green drop crotch utility pants
Girl 1: Oh, so we're man repelling tonight?
*DISCLAIMER: the above conversation took place in this room 5 minutes ago.
Origin:
2009-10; < repellius (ptp. of repellia to eliminate male attention), equiv. to L repel- (s. of repellix) unattractive, celibate, paris fashion week, M.C. Hammer + -repel -ler1

man·re·pell·ant, noun

11 comments:

  1. Man Repelling:

    I can see it as a hobby...

    But why do so many women seem to choose it as a lifestyle, and then whine endlessly about the results?

    It's like wondering why your dog won't come near you after chasing him around the apartment with the vacuum cleaner for a couple of hours.

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  2. Nothing wrong with the styles, they are cute and less revealing. Men just like too much skin and pretend that they don't. I love it.

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  3. I don't get it. Women have so many cute choices when it comes with what to wear, why are you wearing fugly clothes.

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  4. If this is man repelling...what would be man attracting? hmmm?

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  5. I just found your blog through a link a commentor left on jezebel and I FREAKING LOVE IT.

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  6. Dear Man Repeller girls

    Just thought I'd drop a line to let you know that thanks to stumbling across your blog all my coworkers think I'm a lunatic after I was left paralysed in fits of laughter for an entire day.

    I shared the love with my fellow man-repeller friend and this only further dwindled my concentration levels as I proceded to spend the entire day discussing our man repellent tendencies that explain why most likely, we're both still single.

    I was evidently fired.

    Not really, but I do have some catching up to do tomorrow.

    At the end of the day we came to one conclusion, articulated perfectly by my man repellent accomplice; "I'd rather trade my reproductive and codependant potential for a pair of those mui mui clogs anyday... so *sticks tongue out and blows* to all boys who have a problem with it!"

    www.abercrombiestreet.blogspot.com

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  7. Omg I totally understand this term. My boyfriend hates it when I wear harem pants and other types of clothes that I find fashionable. I still wear them when I'm not with him though :P or sometimes I just tell him to suck it up and let me have my style!

    -Jacquelyn

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  8. this cracked me up, I sometimes wonder if how I dress turn men off. Oh well, I like it.


    -K
    clothes are cute
    clothes are cute

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  9. I gone through the entire blog, and like half the clothes and hate half the clothes. I understand that clothes are a form of Art and that's cool. I also understand the marketing strategy for this blog(its working). Just don't ask me to pay for any of these fashions!

    Ps. I'm a hard core lone wolf biker, and one of the refreshing trends have been Safe motorcycle gear for women. Strong, well fitting, waterproof, colorful and comfortable. Can I even say 'inexpensive'.

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  10. Oh I love your voice and your individualism - You are clearly recognisable and it's a pleasure to read your controversy!! LA

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